🐍I really, really wish he hadn’t.
🌱 C’mon, join in! You’d make a great Miss Argentina!
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🐍I really, really wish he hadn’t.
🌱 C’mon, join in! You’d make a great Miss Argentina!
🐍 Fortunately, he does have someone to be a wild animal with, and she's very happy to do it.
🐾 INCOMING! Davey, drop the pinecones!
🌱Okay!
🐍 And I'm very happy to watch from a safe distance.
🌱I like to think I’m close with everyone at camp, but my all-time besties have got to be Jasper and Gwen! Camper buddies for life! I really wish they didn’t live so far away...but here’s a photo of us at camp!
🐍Actually, I’m bi.
🐍 I present to you my insufferable roommates, who I've been told to introduce as my best friends. 🐾Aw, we love ya too, Max.
🌱 Getting off the airplane and seeing Max waiting for me in the terminal! I felt safe and happy and I knew good things were gonna happen.
🐍 Had some damn good poutine at the state fair once.
🐍Yeah, I know him. I went to camp with the idiot.
🎭Theater geek? IDIOT? I am a critically acclaimed actor with roles ranging from Pagliacci to Campbell in the Broadway Backwards rendition of Cross the Line!
🐍If you’re so rich and famous why do you crash at my house when you’re in town instead of getting a room at a fancy hotel?
🐍 We met at camp, obviously. He was my camper for a summer. Didn't I lead with that?
🌱 I think you forgot to mention it, actually!