#reverse demonstuck

[mossy-fox-patrol]

Made a reverse demonstuck chat! Prospitans are demons, Dersites are not.

Be careful of the night, all sorts of baddies roam the dark streets of this town, and all of them have teeth.

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

Hey kurloz whats your favriot thing to do in your free time if you even have any ? ( hey moose u might look scary rn but i know ur a squishy adorable lil radish )

THAT’S A TOUGH ONE, YO. CAUSE LIKE, I ENJOY DOIN SO MANY THINGS AND COULDN’T POSSIBLY CHOOSE JUST ONE. TORTURE IS ONE OF ‘EM, BUT I BET THAT’S THE STANDARD RESPONSE FOR MOST HELL SPAWN SO I AIN’T GONNA SAY THAT. A LITTLE BIT OF ANARCHY IS NICE, BUT THAT’S NOT MY CALLING, MY HOMIE. YOU FEEL?

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

Kurloz you look great in that jacket

THANK YOU KINDLY, BUT I LOOK BETTER WITHOUT IT. ;0)

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

What does the prince of Hell even do?

T̷̳̩̻̠̜̭͂̍̾̕E̡͚̻̲̻̫̤̰̜͐̒ͦ̓ͫͅĄ͈̝̫̗̩̲̔̿͌̔R͔̝͖̩͔͛͆̋ͩͅ ̆̏͏͈̳̞̺̜̯D̡̧̖̩̥͕̦̻̟̩̋̀͗͂͋̓ͪO͔̩̤͔ͭ̋̽̂̽̐̚͡W̛͗̀̎ͯͨ̓͏̫͍̭͔N̷͍̬̲̣͎ͧ̇̃̉ ͨ̿҉̶͔͉̼̕Ṯ̶̗͙̭̫̃͟ͅH̪̲̘̝̠͕ͨͩ̓̾͐̇ͮ̓͟È̜̫͍̗̩̼̝ͪͭ̊͘͟͠ ̨͙̦̼͙̭̾̾ͯ̃͘ͅW̪̩͖̱ͦͣ̕͠E̝̭̯̭̭ͯͪ̊͜ͅA̓̋͗̚҉̗͓̤̱Ķ̖̣̝̤̥ͣ̌ͫ̈

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

Kurloz, any choice gossip to share?

GATHER AROUND MY LITTLE MEATBAGS FOR I’VE A WORD TO SHARE. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE TWO MESSIAHS, OR SO THAT IS WHAT THEY LEAD THEMSELVES TO BELIEVE. THEY RULED THE DEPTHS FOR EONS UNTIL THE YOUNGEST FLED THE CHAINS OF PERDITION, LEAVING THE OLDER TO TEND TO HIS MESS FOR MILLENNIA TO FOLLOW. THOUGH EQUAL, THEY WERE ANYTHING BUT. AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA SET THINGS STRAIGHT AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ALL A MOTHERFUCKIN LONG.

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

What's hell like?

UGH, YOU KNOW, HELL. IT’S HOT, IT’S COLD, THERE’S USUALLY NO IN BETWEEN. Y’ALL WOULD THINK THEY’D HAVE SOLVED THAT PROBLEM BY NOW BUT NAH, CLEARLY NOT. >:0T

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

Kurloz! Where have you been?

TO BE HONEST, MY HOMIE, I CAN’T GIVE Y’ALL A STRAIGHT ANSWER. THIS BITCH HAS BEEN EVERYWHERE DURING THE PAST MONTH. ASSUMING MY POSITION AS THE RIGHTFUL PRINCE OF HELL TAKES UP A LOT OF TIME.

[ask-the-wicked-and-the-damned]

Kurloz is trying a “new look”

CHECK OUT MY SWEET MOTHERFUCKIN NEW THREADS, BRO. I ALL UP AND TOSSED THAT OLD SHIT OUT. DAMN STRAIGHT I MISS BEARING MY BOMB ASS WICKED OCULARS, BUT IT ATTRACTED A LOTTA UNWARRANTED ATTENTION. A MOFO LIKE ME CAN’T BE DEALIN WITH THAT KINDA BIZNASTY.

I EVEN MANIFESTED THESE NUBBY-ASS AUDIO GLOBES IN FAVOUR OF APPEARING MORE LIKE YOU LAME MOTHERFUCKERS. S’COOL SHIT AND ALL, BUT IT REALLY RAINS ON MY PARADE, YA KNOW? :0(