"The Magnus ordered that you need a break. So we're breaking, dig?"
"I still don't get what the purpose of this Earthling 'Dance Dance' is..."
Jazz grinned, tilting his visor into a wink, and switched on the console. Cliffjumper stood with arms crossed, frowning skeptically. He didn't move as the ninja-bot selected a song and hopped onto the control-pad, save for a slow widening of his optics.
The white mech hit every note flawlessly, moving with calculated elegance, not wasting any motion. It caused the other to wonder, what if he had pursued training at the dojo, instead of a life in the Guard? Would Cliffjumper be able to move like that?
Stepping off the pad, Jazz gestured towards the screen. "Yo' turn, dawg."
He'd probably embarrass himself thoroughly, but here went nothing...Cliffjumper stepped onto the pad and began tapping through the menu, looking for a simpler song. It displayed the record for each one as he scrolled, a record that was always held by Jazz. Always 100%.
Super Special Holiday gift for every noteworthy individual.
So as you all know by now, I am addicted to Tumblr. I go to work, recharge and eat, everything thing in-between that is Tumblr. As such, when I talk about anything with my little family, usually it has something to do with Tumblr.
So for the holidays, and just because I love you all THAT MUCH, Musashi and ARGOS have agreed to help me by doing something "fun". Behold all my followers,
"Clich-A's Followers, according to what they have heard about them second hand, by Musashi & ARGOS." PART 1!!!
This is going to go in "order you followed me in" so if you are recent, you will be near the bottom. Musashi will be in bold, ARGOS in regular.
mika-19: "Ah, the first one. She is apparently Russian and she is forever a dear for being the first to follow and never leaving despite all this kid does." "Oh she is so sweet! She complimented him in his first week on Tumblr, she has as very cute icon.~"
the-scrappy-stinger: "What haven't I heard about Bumblebee is a better question. He gets brought up every day, typically multiple times for goodness sake. In any case, Bee is ""super sexy"" fast, charming, gets into trouble quite often. He stole Clich-A's spark but gave it back, which is okay I guess? Well I do know that he is mostly a darling, that he has given my poor Hamlet lots of attention, and that he is a good father despite all the crazy magical shenanigans that befall him. He's okay by me of course. I told Clich he should have just kidnapped him and brought him home when he had the chance." " Oh Bumblebee is wonderful! He is cute & fast and really good at baking from what I have been told, of course Clich has never shared any of this bounty, but I forgive him! I think he is a really special mech and I was rooting for him and Clich to get together. Of all of Clich's crushes I would have to say I approved of this one the most. Even though they are "just friends" now he still seems so nice, I hope they never have a serious falling out. That would be dreadful."
rhythm-ninja: "Jazz, also known as Jazz Sensei, also known as owner of the greatest aft in the universe. I will reiterate, this is what I have heard, I have not proven this with my own eyes. He is as smooth and cool as silk sheets on a cold night. A really nice mech & I actually don't mind hearing Clich squeal about how cute him and Wasp are together." "Oh Mr. Jazz is really...handsome. Cool, collected, and talented as well. I am getting a little embarrassed thinking about him actually. Clich really looks up to him because he is good at martial arts and flirting. He has a lovely ship with Wasp. Literally,their ship on the shelf is beautiful."
the-grumpy-medic: "Ohoho, Mr. Hatchet. Nearly "deflowered" Clich within his first week here, oh wait I'm not supposed to talk about that am I? Oh well. He asked what we know about all of you. I know he is a grabby old thing and I actually kind of like that about him. Him and Wheeljack are cute as hell together. I ship it too." "Dr. Ratchet is very good at his job, but occasionally has wandering servos when he is off duty. Even though I don't think Clich will admit to it, he rather misses having Ratchet around more often."
autobotnamedcassette : "I know she lives in the mid-west, why, I have no idea. She loves autumn leaves and nature and singing. Seems like a very innocent person. She also has a human companion. Clich enjoys ruffling her feathers a bit, but it all seems to be in good fun." "Cassette seems like a darling, I would love to meet her and her human someday."
the-green-wasp : "Wasp is not crazy or evil, in fact, he is delightfully charming and sweet. I enjoy getting status updates about him and Jazz. I also enjoy watching Clich coo over him when he does something really cute." "Mr. Wasp is a nice person who has had many strange things happen to him. I can sympathise with the alternate timelines part at least. He is quite mature as well as caring about other. I'm glad that Clich list him amongst his friends."
thesoulofshadows : "The one who causes trouble for Bee on occasion. Has children I think? Something about powers. He mostly mutters under his breath about this one." "I'm sure her heart is in the right place, but she does seem to exist purely for the purpose of making other people uncomfortable But I'm sure she is perfectly nice once you get to know her!"
spitshineandhammertime : "Impact, now I know quite a bit about her. She was the first sparkling follower and she has gotten Clich into trouble with her sexy parents on a number of different occasions. A royal cutie-patootie. I actually made a few dresses and costumes for her. She was not an all-out hellion during Halloween and I appreciate that." "Impact is a charming, mischievous, lovable, sweetspark. I went trick-or-treating with her when she was a human! She is well liked by everyone for a good reason! How anyone could not adore someone so delightfully precocious is beyond me."
pinkimuffinz: Both-"The first super awesome artist who followed Clich and flustered him." "Has a really cute art style. I love her drawings." "I adore all of her pokemon and original art as well! They really strike a cord with my interest Cute things~."
silver-dragon-prime "I don't know much about this one other than she has a dragon for her alt mode and she is bonded to a Wheeljack. What ever makes the big guy happy!" "Her alt mode is very interesting and she seems like she is very nice, even if she is rarely talked about."
ask-dr-knockout : "Aha, the first Dr. Knockout to pay any attention to him. God I remember that like it was yesterday. He freaked out so bad. It was borderline not funny, but still mostly funny. The Knockout with the personalized answers~ Doesn't say much to him personally it seems." "I really like this Knock out's response! I read over Clich-A's shoulder sometimes. He wishes this Dr. payed more attention to him, but I know he is just glad to have him around."
askanimatedscream : "The very first Starscream to look his way. I am rather on the fence as he did destroy the city a few times. But he has good answers at least. Amusing. Admittedly quite enjoyable really." "Is it wrong for me to admit that he is handsome? *blushes* I kinda sorta like him, & agree he has good answers to questions. *blushes some more.*"
ask-smokescreen: " This is another one of those mechs he hardly shuts up about. Always going on about how funny he is, how cute his reactions are, ect. I have seen a few of his shenanigans and will admit he is quite a hoot. Definitely a cutie pie, especially when he denies being cute. That is just so moe." "Smokescreen is such a good friend to Clich. Even if he spurs him to draw late into the night because of this or that magical anon. For the most part he doesn't seem like a bad influence In fact, it may be the other way around. They are very sweet together, like long lost brothers. It's as good thing that he doesn't know when he is being flirted with actually."
hotcoldandcrazy : "Ah, Blitzwing. Also responsible for a notable amount of damage to the city. This one seems to be quite...perverted as well. But he has been... relatively cordial with my boy. So he gets a free pass. Wouldn't want to meet him by myself of course, but none the less, he doesn't cause much trouble." "He has three faces and personalities, which is somewhat concerning but I actually kind of like him. Random makes me giggle, I can't help it."
neutral-aquajet Both, "The tsundare one, so very tsundare." "Abuses tags." "In a tsundare manner, don't forget that part." "Yes, he just wants Clich sempai to notice him even though he would normally be the sempai." "He's gruff and mechly too. Which is a good thing."
the-lord-of-the-northern-lights: " Mr. Sexy god himself. Not sex god, but sexy. I hear his human form has 3 kinds of burn warnings because he is that hot. Rawr. He really seems to get a kick out of teasing Clich till he is part of the floor." "That would be the friendly Tumblr blogging god of Cybertron! He has many lovely avatars from what I know. I can't really blame Clich for being flustered when they flirt with him. Even though he occasionally huffs and puffs about Prophet, I think he likes him a lot and misses him when he goes away."
askrescuebotsblades: "Rescue bot and cutie pie of a high magnitude. Very moe. Needs to speak with Clich more so we can all coo over how dang adorable he is." "I really like Blades, he is my favorite from the Rescue bot team. I really empathise with how shy he can be. I"m like that as well."
ask-the-jettwins: "Those two super duper cutie pies that fly. Haha, I know the Jet twins are mischievous, flirty, funny, and have a way to put an exceptionally goofy smile on Clich's face. He does enjoy babbling about them." "Jetstorm and Jetfire are really amazing! They are in the elite guard even though they are so young, and they are super duper nice to Clich. They come to him for hugs nearly every day and I think it's sweet the way they compliment him. They may be bad for his naughty side but overall they are wonderful and I like them."
officerprowl : "That scary motherboard fragger who as far as I can tell, is hot and has no other redeeming qualities. The only good check mark he gets from me is that he didn't hurt Clich when they went to prom together. That's not say too much though. I suppose the fact that he hasn't offlined my poor idiot since then is a good sign. Not much to go on barring that." "I know that he used to be an Autobot but has been reprogrammed? Now he is really scary most of the time. He is rather handsome I will admit. I kind of wish that Clich would not have such scary crushes, but so far he has never been hurt. Aside from emotional damage I suppose. He whines when Prowl goes away for too long. Not sure he would admit to that, perhaps he would."
End of part 1! I will be posting these over the next couple of days because there are a lot of you. ((For some reason))
"Jazz," Magnus nodded in acknowledgement of the ninja's presence. Hopefully he wasn't here to dump more reports onto the ever-growing stacks in front of him.
