Jojo asks huh?~ how do these characters handle jealousy? Like their crush being flirted with by someone who is very touchy feely and reader being a tad overwhelmed and flustered. It can be the boys you think would have the most amusing reaction if you want or all of them if you want~ thank you very much:)
a/n: YESH FIRST JOJO ASK LETS GOOO and wee jealousy headcanons to boot lets gooo! Thanks so much and congrats on being the first! I hope I did everyone justice, still getting a grip on them all but having fun while doing it! The list isn't in any particular order…just the order they're in on my masterlist lol and also I didn't quite do all the characters I have listed because I was worried about being repetitive or it was hard to see them jealous, hope you guys enjoy!
Content Warning: small mentions of fighting and threats, nothing explicit or detailed.
How (some) Male JJBA Characters Handle Jealousy
Jonathan Joestar
- He's a little naive at first before he feels any true jealousy if that makes sense?
- Plus even though he does adore you…
- If someone was to get to you first, it's his fault for waiting, and you deserve to be happy…
- But surely you can't be happy with this stranger occupying your personal space so…rudely.
- Jonathan knows you well enough to know when you're getting uncomfortable…
- His skin crawls the way the person is clearly undressing you with their eyes…
- Jonathan tries to maintain his composure…not to embarrass either of you…
- As he calls you over to help you get away from the stranger.
- Jonathan can't conceal his small grin as he sees the look of relief on your face as you dashed toward him.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon
- Speedwagon doesn't believe he has a chance in hell with you anyway-
- He feels kind of guilty for even getting jealous…it's not like he owned you or you two were a couple.
- Speedwagon just…knows you deserve better than him…and most other slimy gents he's crossed paths with-
- Such as one that kept getting a little too close when you went to visit Speedwagon at a pub.
- Speedwagon grits his teeth as the patron attempts to wrap an arm around you-
- You try to be polite, give a laugh, and smile
- Maybe…he's overreacting…no he definitely is…
- It doesn't stop him from keeping an eye on you, though, in case the guy gets too comfortable and takes advantage of you.
- The relief on his shoulders when he sees you heading back toward him, leaving the random dude in the dust with a defeated look on his face.
Joseph Joestar
- Joseph tries to hide but is absolutely shit at it.
- He's the loud, brazen, confident type that can take it or leave it, unless it pertains to family or something/someone he cares about…
- And he really, really does care about you, just isn't sure how to show it.
- But Joseph, sure as hell isn't going to let someone whisk you away while he figures it out.
- If looks could kill, anyone that's even dared to tell you a pickup line would incinerate on the spot…
- It wasn't even a good line, Joseph has a far better one (its not, but it makes you laugh, and that's what counts)
- Some guy tries to wrap his arm around you, oh lookie there, I don't think an arm is supposed to bend that way~
- Joseph rarely ever feels bad…only when you berate him and tell him to cut it out, does he feel some guilt.
- I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of these discussions on his jealousy that he finally confesses his feelings (would be down to write that scenario if they're any takers 👀)
Caesar Zepelli
- It takes him longer to feel that gnawing green monster of envy.
- But when it gnaws it leaves marks.
- Caesar tries to remain composed…who could blame anyone to try and steal your heart away?
- However just anyone wouldn't do, not for someone special like you…
- Caesar challenges the offending person to a battle of wooing~
- In which Caesar shows how to truly win your affections in front of the person interested in you.
- Caesar of course wins this battle…
- Either by true deep feelings on Caesar's part OR because the person trying to flirt with you was utterly ridiculed and withdrew from participating…
- The former is most likely, but Caesar would deny it.
Jotaro Kujo
- Definitely the least jealous out of this bunch…
- He's more annoyed than anything?
- Like can't the dude tell you're not interested…
- Good grief, it's so obvious.
- Jotaro can tell a fake smile and forced laugh of yours from a mile away.
- Jotaro doesn't understand why you don't just kick this asshole to the curb-
- But he also knows you are too kind for your own good..
- If he’s got to come give you back up, he will~
- Jotaro has a way of leaving an intimidating impression on people…
- So maybe just maybe one look at him, and they'll know not to mess with you (cause you're his…neither of you know it yet)
Jean Pierre Polnareff
- Epitome of “do you wanna go, bro?”
- I swear this Frenchman is always aiming and ready to fight for your honor and peace.
- A knight in shining armor if you will.
- Onlookers can't help but assume you two must be a couple…
- Which makes your face even redder from getting so flustered.
- Polnareff gets rid of the “pest” easy enough, and now its back to courting you as usual~
- Polnareff doesn't nor did he ever hide the fact he has a major crush on you-
- These moments of vehement jealousy just further cements that fact.
- Please talk to this Frenchman and get him under control for your sake and others.
Hol Horse
- Hol Horse has no reason to be jealous…he loves all women and well, most women love him…
- He isn't clingy or belonging to anyone…
- You're cute as hell. Who wouldn't want to chat you up anyhow?
- Hol Horse can't blame anyone for trying, Lord knows he's tried and even got you to smile and giggle for him.
- However, he doesn't appreciate you giving that same sweet smile to the fellow at the other end of the bar…
- Hol tries to shake it off, you didn’t belong to him, y'all weren't a couple…should be no issues.
- He can tell you're just being polite to the guy. He's no smooth talker, but at least the guy's got some confidence…
- Hol Horse really has no reason to be getting up from his bar stool and walking over to you-
- It's rude to interrupt, really, and truly, but he can't really find it in his heart to care when you turn your attention towards him.
Josuke Higashikata
- cough cough like father like son cough cough
- He's a hot head, I can see him getting frustrated and irritated quickly.
- Just who the hell does that student think they're doing? Pinning you to your locker like some cheesy romance anime protagonist?!
- Koichi and Okayasu's efforts to restrain him are in vain
- But they're relieved to see you escape from the other student, which slowly dissipates Josuke's ire.
- Josuke is still upset at the idea that he almost lost you…
- Not that you were his to lose, but he really does care about you as more than a friend.
- If he comes across the student later, he's still very likely to tell that student to back off “or else”
- It does make Josuke come to the conclusion he needs to confess to you, and soon…
- (not that you two being a couple would cure his jealousy any better, but at least you'd help him calm down faster)
Rohan Kishibe
- Oh, please, him? The Rohan Kishibe, jealous?
- Of who? Oh, you conversing and smiling widely with that individual at an outside table at a cafe?
- Pfft please, why would he care?
- You're your own person, free to see and talk to who you pleased-
- Acts very nonchalant, but deep down, he's agitated.
- Why would you want to spend time with them and not him?
- Rohan tries to dismiss the thought and carry on with his day
- But the image of you clearly enjoying yourself lingers in the back of his mind~
- He'd like to be able to create such a moment, but for the both of you…
Bruno Bucciarati
- Honestly, Bucciarati is sort of ashamed whenever he feels that green monster on his shoulder.
- He tries to conceal it with the notion that he's just protecting you-
- Which is true, everyone knows how protective Bruno is, the same goes for you…
- However, the motivation to protect is slightly… founded on a different basis altogether.
- Which leaves room for jealousy to fester..
- Bruno is quick to pull you away when a random man gets a little too handsy-
- He's quick to push a man back if he finds the man far too close to you to whisper something…
- Bruno does get rather embarrassed for how brazen he acts…
- Perhaps he needs to take some inventory on his emotions towards you
- (please just accept this man's feelings and love him for the love of GOD-)











