#riceman

[btsunyeondan]

for the love of god if another rhys stan asks me why i continue to read a series where i loathe the main character, i’m gonna scream. first, flopsand isn’t the main character, feyre is, put some respect on her name, i know it must be difficult for you. second, though i enjoy it very, very much (it keeps me youthful, same effectiveness as the blood of a virgin) hating riceman is not the only thing abt acotar i enjoy. see here my deep adoration for two certain sisters, a quiet fondness for a fox boy, and a budging interest in said fox boy’s brother. i plan on reading crescent city so i can understand the third book, in which i can guarantee sjm will write reese withoutaspoon doing something unsurprisingly misogynistic or saying something mind-numbingly idiotic, acts of which i can add to my carefully curated list of “Things I Would Ecstatically Hit That Purple-Eyed Grandpa In His Creaky Knees For (with a crowbar, joker style)”

now the lesson i which to impart, i will continue to happily nurture my disdain for diesand and, stay with me here, this may be a shock… keep reading acotar to my heart’s content

[colorlesschristmastree]

Antis calling Rhys riceman like it’s an insult. He’s literally the cutest, tiniest little grain of rice there is. I’m a riceman defender and supporter.

Like?? This is literally him growing his rice to feed his family, let him be please.

ac: jessdraw.s

[westrangecollectionkoalaposts]

I don't care what sjm or even the canon itself says, to me riceman is secretely using his telepathy to manipulate everyone's minds. Like, Nesta kinda started to stop being the Nesta we know after she allowed riceman in her mind, after that she went downhill (calling riceman brother and saying he was always kind to her, really?)... I am telling you, our girl has been brainwashed more than one type of brainwash.

[sareyesj]

[lennoxtell]

just imagining riceman entering ketterdam and meeting the crows. a 500+ year old vs 17 year olds with crippling issues (both mental, parental, and physical)

[meher-sumedha]

Did you know that the name of Feyre and Rhys son "Nyx" is also the name of the Greek goddess of night.

[rozewayne2005]

people out here saying riceman is the no.1 dad when he really came to a image of his son in acofas

that scene is just burned into my mind man 

[luna-noctis4]

i think the main problem i have with sjm (and trust me i have a lot of problems with her), is that she markets the abusive and toxic relationships in her books as something that would be desirable. moreover, something normal. i don’t think i need to talk about how harmful that is.