#ricewithfish

[thedragonkween]

Du sprichst deutsch? SICK! WE STAN

'Sprechen' würde ich nicht sagen 👀 'Studieren' ist viel besser 😂

[writinginstability]

I love your work!! Please add me to the tag list of Deviant Love Affair 😍❤️

Thank you so much babe! You’re added to the list! <3 

Deviating Love Affair - Part 1

[scienceprofessorquotes]

I named my firstborn child Thiazylia while my wife was still in the hospital and unable to move, because she wouldn’t allow me to. I told the guy at the registrar’s office that it was a greek name that meant “sunrise” or something. But in reality it just means NSCl2- [Thiazyl Dichloride]. I discovered this chemical while I was working on my Ph.D. *laughs* She never forgave me.

Inorganic Chemistry Professor

[scienceprofessorquotes]

I once had an audacious student who hated the fact that I accept SI units only, so he calculated my entire exam in karat per sea mile.

physical chemistry professor

[scienceprofessorquotes]

Biology doesn’t exist.

inorganic chemistry professor

[scienceprofessorquotes]

These are a bunch of textbooks about inorganic chemistry. The first one is from the English-speaking realm and you probably don't wanna buy it since they love to beat around the bush. That's not science, it's lyric poetry. The second one's better, but don't buy it either. I've met the author once and he was an asshole. I don't want him to earn more money. So anyways buy the third book. It works with two colours only, which in my opinion is the maximum of impulses a human being can comprehend at once.

inorganic chem professor

[rf9000]

Just read to through your top posts and honest: Finally. Some good fucking opinions.

I FEEL VALIDATED AS FUCK IN THIS CHILI’S TONIGHT

[sol-korolevas]

Hi I just wanted to say that I really live your work!!!! ❤️❤️ Thank you

thank you so much! i really appreciate all of you who read my works, it means so much to me!! <33 ^^