(You are so creative, how do you do that? I love everything you come up with!) I was wondering if you could do aus of person A who is fabulously wealthy and is trying to gain the affections of person B who is poor and lives a much simpler life. (This could be so wild lol )
here you go!!
when you said you wanted to pick me up I didn't expect you to come in a goddamn limousine we're just going to the park aren't we?
I was invited to your borthday socialite party thing but I was too embarrassed to go so you came to my dingy flat in your tuxedo to watch bad movies
have you honestly never tried instant noodles and bad pre-packaged snacks?? get your coat on, we're going on a cheap food run
"you own a helicopter. A helicopter. An actual heli-" "yes, a helicopter."
you tried to woo me by bringing what appears to be a fucking flower parade of bouquets to my house, but jokes on you I have allergies
you invited me to go to the beach and I actually believed you were going to be normal for once, but then you brought me to your plane and now we're going to goddamn monaco or something
probably the best thing about your family being wealthy is that you have these purebred puppies to play with. Can I have one??
"wait, wait. How much did this stupid plain white t-shirt cost??"
please tell me that those are not crocodiles in your lake, are you sure you want to still go boating? Can't we just play polo on your horses instead??
I spent a whole day taking you out on public transport and in the end we got lost so you had to call your chauffeur to get us home
- jo