#richard script

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

“You ever swing around to one of them Nepoian pharmaceutical suppliers? Did you know they sell big tasty pies as a medical treatment?”

“Pharmacy pies. Doctor prescribed. Cure for your depression. Pharmacy pies. That can only be found at the pharmacy. Because where else would you get a pie right?”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

“If the world ever gets too ugly for you, Experts say to spray a puff of Sparkly Pink Perfume directly into your eyes.”

The faerie hangs back ‘tentatively’ for a moment to await the other’s next course of action before she’d add on.

“It’s not going to do anything for brightening your perspective but it’ll certainly do wonders for mine.”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

“It’s not a very clear choice when there’s all this middle ground. Am I full of Life? Yes. Am I full of Death? Also yes.”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

“........ Is that a bit of a lisp er-?”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

“I mean sometimes plants just droop and die too. Not like everything has to be a conspiracy.”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

”I’ve always wanted a reason to use the word exhilarating!”

“And these sure are some current events unfolding! This years Faerie Festival is proving to be quite the turnout I’d say… I might actually be invested.”

[bubblegumflavoredevil]

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"My second guess would have been dipping it in pepto bismol."

“Is that suppose to be somebody’s name? Because I was going on the notion this is a funny joke and not my real routine for beauty secrets.”