#richavant

[whitmerule]

galavant season 2 and its indistinguishability from an actual blooper reel, my beloved

[kuro-ecchi]

Sorry to bother you with an old ship but I can't get this thing out of My head - Night at the Museum!Au with Richavant - Gal the down-to-luck night guard and Richard the exhibition brought to life by the Green Jewel of Valencia...

I read that as down-to-fuck and all I can imagine is Galavant panicking over everything in the museum coming to life, then meeting Richard who’s apparently the owner of the magical gem that brings everyone to life, and all he could think about is ‘I’d tap that.’

Isabella would totally be the Teddy in this AU, helping Galavant get his acts together and puts everything back in its place before the sun is up. 

Sid is Jed of course, and the Huns would be the pirates lol. OR ACTUALLY Sid would be like Larry’s son in NATM because he’s the one who kicked Gal out of bed and told him to find a damn job lol. 

Unlike Ahkmenrah who’s a mummy (so it’s actually him) Richard would be a wax statue I guess in this case? That doesn’t really explain why they would leave a relic jewel with a wax statue, but OH WELL.

ANYWAY Richard doesn’t know what to do with this new night guard who makes him feel warm and gooey inside, and he’s worried he’s going to actually melt off which is Not Good™ because he’s wax. 

The first movie will basically be about them getting closer and pining over each other, one torn because he’s in love with a freaking wax statue, and the other is torn because he is having Feelings® and it’s making him melt which is bad. 

Enter Garreth who’s very loyal to the king and noticing that this new night guard is Bad News and for his friend’s sake the guy must go, so he started plotting with Madalena, a descendant of the king who knows the jewel’s secret or maybe she’s one of the museum staff. Unbeknownst to Garreth, Madalena planned to steal the jewel and then frame Galavant for it. 

The final battle happened and it is Very Epic with sword battles and stuff and then ofc it ended with Gal kissing Richard in either We Might Not Get a Chance to Do This Again scenario or Thank God We’re Alive scenario.

EITHER WAY IT’s very schmoopy and happy and they end up being cute every single night with Galavant basically throwing the keys to Sid & Iz before sprinting to the Royals of England exhibit to wake up his boyfriend THE END.

[deliriousvinny]

Hello. My name is Alexander and I have a serious shipping problem.

[capsgalavant-blog]

[thinkanamelater]

Queen of the Enchanted Forest: “Check that six pack, is to die”

Richard:

[ritewine]

K but what if galavant ends with like galavant kissing his girl whos name i forget and then hes like wait a min And then it cuts to richard kissing kis girl whos name might be bobby? And hes just like oh. I thought it was supposed to be like you know foreworks. And the galavant and richard look at each other AND THEN THEY RUN TO EACH OTHER AND KISS AND FIREWORKS IN THE BACKGROUND AND CLOSING MUSICAL NUMBER AND THEN END OF SEASON.

[luxshine]

slight sideeffect of marathoning Galavant Twice.

Not only I ship Richavant with all my heart (King Richard is SO freaking adorable now that he is not the evil King. All his true glee at being called Galavant’s friend is so cute!) but I also, for some reason, ship Cain/Chuck. I blame the beards. And probably the Shake it Up parody...