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I'm like a mystery grab bag. You never know what you're going to get but it's probably crap. El • 31 • They/He I currently have Critical Role and Star Trek brainworms. Icon by @RedRobeMerle

[vashothmages]

Lift your hearts to the horizon Leave your fears upon the shore This one life is for the living And we ask for nothing more

thinking about the four rooks au a lot recently <3

[ariadne-mouse]

oh my god the reason Speak With Dead didn't work on Thjazi is not just because his spirit escaped somehow but specifically because he fuckin' hitchhiked out of this own wake on a guy who hates his guts. The wake & druidic elements were all to honor the spirit and send it on its path. Thjazi is like why yes I am moving on a path thank you and it's a path to my buddy Julien over here

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[alipopsie]

been rly into meme doodling this ep

[my-crafted-chaos]

"...that was a mistake. But whatever, I have a bikini on made of souls." c04e31 (Tyrrany, Whitney Moore)

[inwytt]

He’s such a mood tbh

[iheartvelma]

[cyber-corp]

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

[exoplanetarys]

catching up on critrole. he was here for one cold open and i burst into tears ily bolaire

[miyudeesper]

turbolift ride (..◜ᴗ◝..)

[girldraki]

[kennycrows]

「ARMIGER UNLEASHED」

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[tryan-a-bex]

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

[mcelfan]

Let's be clear, Barry Bluejeans isn't bi because he's in love with Lup. She's a woman, full stop, so normally I'd be fine with reading him as straight.

Barry is bi because his only reaction to waking up naked to two guys (and a walking talking mannequin) in his home was "WOW must've had a wild night lol better get dressed". No panicking over what this means for his sexuality, just calm acceptance and a request for the clothes Merle is holding.

Barry found it entirely possible he partied nude with some dudes, and you'll never convince me he wasn't wondering which of them, if not all of them, he fucked.

[const-bee]

[depsidase]