#ricky-corderbro

[grahamstoker]

ricky-corderbro replied to your post “[pm] You didn't hear this from me. But. There's a "Christmas in June"...”

[pm] Turner Classic Movies. They're so bad. I've got it on in my workshop and I keep getting distracted by how awful they are. I should have made a bingo card for romance tropes. That would have been a great idea.

[pm] THERE’S the market we need to tap into. People do it all the time with plot synopses and turn them into ad-lib booklets. One side could be a family-friendly version and the other can be a drinking game.

[themidnightfarmer]

@ricky-corderbro

This is hands down the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen on here. It tops the question I got this morning about building a soundproof box big enough for an adult male that he couldn't get out of

I mean there are uses for bies eyes but Definitely not okay, definitely creepy, definitely not any friend of mine. Was it the same tag line? ‘from a friend’? Creepy as fuck, what the hell.

[danetobelieve]

@ricky-corderbro replied to your post: [pm] Hey are you cool if we like pack the house...

[pm] I mean I can buy them and you can use them or whatever I don’t really care who buys what but I just wanna be supportive.

[pm] I mean they’re probably not that valuable but I was just going to sell them on and give Morgan any of the profits.

[3starsquinn]

@ricky-corderbro replied to your post “[pm] So... at some point we should probably talk about what you saw at...”

[pm] the mime was horrifying but I was talking about the selkie thing which is not what people normally guess first..... so that’s interesting. Needless to say..... don’t out me, bro? Well it looks great. I love it.

[pm] Of course I wouldn’t out you! I- well I know how dangerous it can be, being supernatural. I mean I don’t know personally but like... have you ever heard of the scribes? Maybe not because they’re super old. But they used to be this historical society for the supernatural. My uncle was one... kinda. So I know about the supernatural... kinda. Also I’m a hunter

I won’t tell anybody. But like... that was super cool, right?? You’re a selkie! That’s so cool. It totally explains you swimming in February and you not minding the cold among other things.

[letsbenditlikebennett]

ricky-corderbro replied to your post: What should love feel like?

I gotta side with Kayli here. Don’t do prom stag. You gotta power move that shit. Bring a harem. 10+ dates.

Not you too. 🥺 I like to think of it as more lone wolf. Can the power move be that I’m a bad bitch who don’t need no date? Where am I supposed to find 10+ dates anyway? Do people actually do that? 

[a-bugz-life]

ricky-corderbro replied to your post: What is the strangest thing you've experienced in...

You say that but Mrs. Abernathy once told me when I ran into her at the grocery store that doesn’t use nutmeg in her pumpkin pie filling… so…. some fucking weird shit going on here

Is nutmeg something that traditionally goes in pumpkin pie filling? I’m uh... not much of a baker. 

[chasseurdeloup-retired]

[pm] If I have a cookout are you capable of coming and not wearing your Hunter hat? Because you're my friend and I want you to be there but I also have a responsibility to the safety of my supernatural friends and undoubtedly some of them would be there.

[pm] You’re inviting me to-- I-- Okay. That’s-- Um-- 

I can do that. I don’t know if this makes you feel better but I can only sense werewolves and if there’s too many people and I won’t know who it is. Just that there is one in the room. If there is one at all of course. Which happens in about every fucking bar in this town as it is. Fairly used to ignoring it in public as it is. 

[bountybossier]

ricky-corderbro replied to your post “What's an unpopular opinion you have?”

I'm sorry WHAT. I'm gonna need to know your location so I can send the police there right the fuck now. You cannot be allowed to mingle with the general populace

Call the cops. Where’s your location so I can eat my family-sized box of Wheaties in front of you? It’s just goddamn cereal.