#riddler simp

[adhdnursegoat]

after sweet @capr1pengu1n fulfilled a mouth-watering request for Assault on Arkham Eddie, i have now decided that (while i LOVE Arkham Eddie) most of my requests of people in the future will be aimed at spreading his love. we need MORE AoA Eddie baby!!!!

i would completely debase myself for this man 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[do-you-like-riddles]

Should I make one for all my favorite versions of Eddie 👁️👁️

[ohsokey]

Edward: I’ve been in love with you since the day I met you

You: I just opened the door for you??

Edward: happy 2 minute anniversary

[do-you-like-riddles]

Me and all the other riddler followers who showed up to take down the mayor.

[ohsokey]

Riddler: I wonder if Batman thinks of me at night..

You: he probably does honestly.

Riddler: you think so? Because I think abou-

You: he probably thinks about kicking your ass..

Riddler: ……

You: ……

Riddler: he thinks about my ass? 🥺✨🥺💚

[ohsokey]

You: Hey, Eddie, can you help me with this crossword puzzle?

Edward: if I ever say no to you, please put me down.

[ohsokey]

Edward: hey, (y/n)?

You: Yes, Eddie?

Edward: I like it when you call me “Eddie” can you say my name like that forever?

You: Sure, Eddie.

Eddie: thanks :)

[ohsokey]

Riddler: do you think I’m annoying?

Y/N: absolutely

Riddler: …

Y/N: you ruin game night every time