#e nygma

[yamgardens]

first riddler piece i've finished in five billion years ft two versions because i think he dyes his hair to not look like his chud ginger father

[wyverns-gold]

I see your Drag Queen Riddler and I raise you: Drag King Riddler.

Being a drag king is so much about the performance of masculinity and I think it suits him so well. Also, I personally refuse to believe that "Edward Nygma" was his given name, I like to think he chose it for himself because E. Nygma is a great pun.

[secret--songs]

this is my newest piece of batman fan fiction. explanation under cut.

this is a cypher I memorized in middle school so I could write porn in class

but it's not so simple if you decode it, it would look something like this

but great! what does that mean?? well it's a Caesar cypher. it's 8 places off because that's how many bodies are hiding in the riddle of this note

great! what the fuck is that! well if the first and last letter are in place, most words are still readable. so I think it's just one more thing to make batman have to do this by hand instead of feeding the cypher to a computer

but why are some words misspelled?? well that's a reference to the zodiac killer, one of riddlers heroes. also another thing that will throw things off and force batman to spend time manually decoding it

"the world is small, that's why I look to the setting sun for pease" I'm imagining there's like a warehouse or something on small st and the bodies are in the western corner. pease was another zodiac killer reference

okay I have spent hours on this. thanks for reading.

[ferris-f334ii]

Riddle me this or some shi idk

Gift for @e-nygmaofficial and @askmrnygma

Song used

Bone crusher- SAW

[spaceagetoon]

I like it when they make Edward Nygma a cute boy they should keep doing that forever I think

[sixpossumsinaclownsuit]

Okay this is out of pocket but I need to say it: If a woman called the riddler pathetic he'd get hard. I appreciate the Batman 2022 actually making him scary and villainous but that is not at all accurate, this is a twink that whimpers and wants to be told what to do.

[comatose--overdose]

Bruce got Zatanna to enchant more than just the cape. She enchanted three pockets of the utility belt too. All three are infinite, one keeps things cold, one just keeps things dry, the other keeps things warm.

He keeps juice boxes, apple slices, string cheese, and sandwiches in the cold pouch, trail mix, granola bars, protein bars, fruit snacks, chips, cookies, and canned goods in the regular pouch, and when he's about to serve one of the cans, he puts it in the warm pouch for a little while first so it's a lot more pleasant to eat. He also keeps blankets and clothes in the warm pouch which is great for missions in cold places.

He tries to keep enough food and water on him at all times for himself, all of his kids, and at least 3 other people for two or three days. It's good for mid patrol snacks, but more importantly, if they get stranded they have a supply of food ready to eat so they can focus on shelter and rescue instead of hunting and gathering. The longer he can avoid having to harm an animal in front of Damian the better. If they need the protein, he will, but... Best to avoid that situation altogether is his point.

He doesn't let anything go to waste either, he regularly hands the food out to the street kids around the city before anything can spoil (along with the warmed blankets and some clean clothes). Occasionally he leaves a few sandwiches, clean water and some cookies for Croc and Grundy and gives a juice box and some fruit snacks to Harley if she's having a bad night, the sugar eases her temper a bit. If Eddie's a little put out by how quickly a riddle was solved, he gets some apple slices, they seem to cheer him up.

[kaijuuking]

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