#rigblr

[darksideofthecurtain]

Rigging inspection season. My camera roll is just all. Of this.

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Flyman: “Let’s do some affirmations everyone. We’re going to do somewhat good.”

Followspot: “No one’s going to die.”

SM, unconvincingly: “We’ll be fine.”

[georgethetheatreghost]

 I’M PICKLE RIIIIICK!

[darksideofthecurtain]

when at a rigging conference, even the DJ wears a hard hat

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Technician: Why are you so concerned about the haze machine?

Production Manager: Because on the last show, we had to… uh…

Lighting Designer: Wank off the haze machine live on stage mid-show to make it put out any fog.

Technician: Well that’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone say those words in that order.

[darksideofthecurtain]

Rock and roll

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[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Lighting Designer: "[Head Flyman], did you unplug my batten?"

Head Flyman: "Maaaaaybeeeee."

LD: "Can you plug it back in?"

Head Flyman: "I unplugged it and plugged it back in, because it was all sorts of in my way."

LD: "Well, now it's all sorts of not working."