#riiighhhttt

[the-real-lordrisley]

top 10 lies I will never believe:

no.1. That Thomas Barrow didn't know what a gay bar was till the movie.... Julian Fellowes get OUT of my face with Ur bs 😭

[the-old-man-has-the-phonebox]

She's not dead, she lied to the Doctor (and he lied to her) so she quit travelling for now

HOW DID SHE LIE ANON HOW DID HE LIE IS SHE PREGGERS I MUST KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[repeatedlyyellingatlamps]

My friend once told me that her hair straightener was so amazing. When I asked her why, she said “It like gets as hot as the as sun.”

I told her that if that were true that she would finish in 10 seconds and never have to straighten her hair again.