#rileymatthewsofrp

[lightwoodbaness]

HI BB I KNOW YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS YESTERDAY BUT I DIDN'T GET TO A COMPUTER ALLLLLL DAAAAAY SO I'M HERE NOW SAYING THAT I HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Oh my god no, it’s okay! But thank you, bb! I really did, aaaaahhhhh <3

[nicholasjohn]

[text] Delete my number

text to: SEBASTIAN

SAM: You know I can't do that.SAM: And even if I did, you'd text or call before tomorrow night.SAM: I love you and you love me. Stop acting like you can let go when that's totally not possible.SAM: BESIDES who's gonna blow you as good as me??

[milkovich-pls-blog]

1x1′s with Sam was a mistake. My life is now an eternal spiral of pain and suffering. AS IF I DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH BEFORE. 

[nicholasjohn]

⊙ SAMBASTIAN!

SIX SONG SOUNDTRACK

dojo rising → cloud control

hope you don’t mind → sugar & the raw

pirates →  jenny owen youngs

cold feet →  liam finn

hold on, we’re going home → lissie

into my arms →  ian love

[nicholasjohn]

sambastian

Who’s more dominant: Sam likes to think it’s equal but Sebastian is the one making him beg all the time sooooo sorry, you lose, buddy.

Who’s the cuddler: Sebastian “reluctantly“ puts up with Sam being draped all over him. AKA he loves it but he can’t just admit that, gosh.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Sebastian DOES NOT believe in spooning but Sam is determined to change that.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Sam playing songs he wrote for Sebastian in bed. While they’re naked.

Who uses all the hot water: Sam because he wakes up first and when Sebastian bitches about it he just gets all annoying about how they could shower together if dude would get up in time.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Sam not shaving causes a lot of problems tbh

Who does most of the cleaning: Sebastian would rather rely on The Help for something like that but Sam thinks that’s lame so he takes over all the chores even if he’s kinda bad at half of them.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Sam is overly invested in all of his geeky shows and Sebastian picks out all these pretentious indie movies on Netflix that Sam mostly finds boring but it means couch cuddles so he doesn’t mind THAT much.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Sebastian. He feels like Sam will just end up getting sucked into a conversation about the grandkids again instead of actually taking care of business.

Who leaves their stuff around: Sam isn’t much of EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE dude.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Sebastian doesn’t even understand why they NEED milk in the first place. Sam, however, understands that his cereal needs something to swim in.

Who remembers anniversaries: Sam and then Sebastian feels lousy for not being good at this shit.

Who cooks normally: Sebastian TRIES but fails miserably so Sam is in charge of the kitchen.

How often do they fight: A LOT. Sometimes they don’t even get how they ended up together other than Sam being pretty much obsessed with it needing to be more than sex.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: Act like they don’t care but then call and text constantly.

Nicknames for each other: Sam just sticks with babe usually but Sebastian calls him Lips or Blondie, depending on what verse~

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Sebastian gives zero shits about Sam’s pride lbr so he pays for basically everything and tells Sam to suck it up.

Who steals the covers at night: Sam so he can try to get Sebastian to sleep closer to him because bro is not big on snuggling at all.

What would they get each other for gifts: Sebastian would get something that proves he actually pays attention to all the rambling that Sam thinks he ignores and Sam sticks to songs because he knows Sebastian gets all swoony over his voice.

Who kissed who first: Sam went for it, dude.

Who made the first move: Sebastian usually activates his Flirt Mode as soon as he sees Sam.

Who remembers things: They both do. Sebastian is just annoyed about it.

Who started the relationship: Sebastian but Sam asked a million times before that.

Who cusses more: They both do but Sebastian is more to be rude while Sam is just OUT OF EXCITEMENT.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: You better not be responsible for hurting one of them because the other will kick your ass tbh

Who is the dirty talker: Sambastian is all dirty talk all the time... except when it’s angsty talk oops 

A head canon: GOOD GOD. I guess my biggest thing with them is that Sam is the kinda dude who doesn’t feel like he’s worth much and Sebastian is a thousand percent never going to admit he’s the same way deep down. They’re both broken for reasons they don’t want to talk about much with anyone else and having that kind of connection makes it really hard for them to let go of each other. I also think Sebastian super feels like he’s supposed to keep Sam safe from anyone that would hurt him or take advantage of him. And Sam feels like it’s important for him to show Sebastian that he deserves love because he’s a good person under all the sass.

[nicholasjohn]

blam

Who’s more dominant: BLAINE MOSTLY BECAUSE THAT IS HOW SAM LIKES IT. But Sam can be when he wants and he’s def the more, like, forward of the two because what is being subtle??

Who’s the cuddler: They’re both all about the bruddles.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Sam prefers to be little spoon but he’s okay with switching it up.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Sam likes when Blaine reads to him obvs and Blaine likes the video games he can actually win.

Who uses all the hot water: THEY ALWAYS SHOWER TOGETHER. GOD.

Most trivial thing they fight over: Everything they fight over is trivial but the big one is whether or not Yoohoo counts as a real drink.

Who does most of the cleaning: Blaine. Sam is kind of a messy marvin.

What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Sam is v obsessed with, like, GOT and TWD but let’s Blaine do his thing otherwise. OH, AND BLAINE KEEPS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TOO CUTE EPISODES SAVED.

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Sam. But only because he’s convinced Blaine will be embarrassing about it.

Who leaves their stuff around: SAM. He just takes his clothes off wherever.

Who remembers to buy the milk: Blaine is in charge of their ridic shopping lists.

Who remembers anniversaries:  They’re both super obsessed with every anniversary possible. First kiss, first date, etc. I remember Sam using the term cumaversary because he wanted to celebrate the first time they got each other off and Blaine being scandalized.

Who cooks normally: Sam is in charge of breakfast and they cook dinner together. Blaine usually packs Sam a lunch if they’re gonna be apart. 

How often do they fight: All the time but it’s just old married couple bickering.

What do they do when they’re away from each other: THEY HAVE RULES ABOUT NOT DOING THIS. 

Nicknames for each other: They stick to the usual sappy stuff but I feel like it’s necessary to mention Smalls, Peewee and Little Robin here.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Blaine tried to pay a lot in the beginning but then he realized that Sam gets pretty weird when he feels like he’s not contributing~ or whatev so they try to be even steven about $$$ after that.

Who steals the covers at night: Blaine’s feet are always cold so Sam doesn’t mind.

What would they get each other for gifts: Stupidly sentimental cutesy stuff that is a call back to some big moment because they’re total cornballs.

Who kissed who first: Sam but only because Blaine assumed it just wasn’t possible.

Who made the first move: Sam after, like, endless hint dropping that flew over Blaine’s adorably oblivious head. 

Who remembers things: Both of them but Blaine is better at remembering specific facts and Sam’s memories are more based on how he felt.

Who started the relationship: Sam likes to be the one to ask and Blaine is okay with that because he wants Sam to feel comfortable with whatever they’re doing after they finally go beyond that best bro line.

Who cusses more:  SAM. LIKE. FOR FUCKIN’ SURE.

What would they do if the other one was hurt: Total meltdown tbh

Who is the dirty talker: Blaine totally surprises Sam with how good he is at this when they start fooling around but Sam is more likely to be the one like I’M GONNA SEXT YOU NOW IDC WHERE YOU ARE SORRY

A head canon: THERE’S MILLIONS OF THESE???? I like thinking about Blaine wearing Sam’s shirts to sleep in OR if you want to be destroyed, Sam giving Blaine his Letterman. ALSO THEM HAVING FIVE KIDS - Parker (Chekov), Luna, Robin, Phillipa (Panda) and Lily.

[puckurtrps]

rileymatthewsofrp replied to your post:so i don’t know what the heck has come over me but...

gr9 life choices bc he is a gift

ur a gift

[jorirps-blog]

rileymatthewsofrp replied to your post:harveykinklerps replied to your post:I forgot glee...

spoilers: tartie makes an “if we’re not married by thirty we marry each other” pact

I'LL TAKE IT omg