☂ blam
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed blaine goes on and on and on about how fancy schmancy their sheets are so sam knows better than to do this, okay.
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping blaine “forgets” to buy yoohoo any time he goes without sam and it turns into an all out war about what’s the point of the stupid grocery list if SOMEBODY is just gonna buy whatever he wants.
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room sam does this ‘cause he only wants to drink it while it’s super cold and then he’s done. eventually he ends up dumping it out into the dog bowls but blaine hates this for some reason he doesn’t really understand but also doesn’t care enough to listen.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t they’re pretty even when it comes to sexual shenanigans but sam’s more likely to initiate when it could be considered scandalous on some level.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner they like cooking dinner together but if sam’s writing or drawing late then blaine likes to pop into his office with bags of stuff so they can picnic on the floor.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary here’s the thing: their first kiss happened while drunk and their first ever HUUUUGE fight happened because of the next morning so they try to avoid booze tbh.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular sam would laugh at this question and remind you that MEGA STUF should be an option.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting they would go out together right away and buy so much stuff! there would be a lot of yelling and grabbing and hugging and crying omg
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema they’ve actually mastered the art of sharing down to only drinking from one ICEE tyvm