1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
I usually just use a fitted sheet that somehow morphs into a very-not-fitted sheet ;3
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
I once had a bunch of piggy-shaped post-it notes and I lost them and actually cried, so YES.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
A bear. I’m from BC, I know how to get away from a bear. Bees? BEES DO NOT LET YOU GET AWAY.
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
I tend to not, which is a problem, because I forget that my face has to emote like my brain does.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I file this as a yep under #justautismthings
13: What about pooped in the woods?
I’M FROM BC, WE HAVE ALL POOPED IN THE WOODS AT LEAST ONCE
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
17: What size is your bed?
Queen, like me, a big old queen.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
I am a guy. I have bright pink socks and pyjama pants. It is a colour, of course you can wear it. Gender doesn’t dictate what part of the palette you dip your brush in.
21: Whats your least favourite movie?
Probably 2012, I have seen it two and a half times - because I walked out and cried of agony at how BADLY MADE IT WAS.
23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?
If I had to guess, 48/34?
25: What is your favourite food?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
i mean i don’t feel i’m talented enough to strip well but i can definitely pose
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
YES and nobody believes me despite it being the simplest shit ever
Once, as a kid, our motorhome (a grand old piece of shit from like, 1982) ran out of gas in Aggasiz and my dad absolutely lost his shit swearing as we were AROUND THE CORNER FROM TWO GAS STATIONS AND AT A GREEN LIGHT.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
I love a Bailey’s coffee and some Belgian waffles. I usually just eat oats.
I am specific in what I exert myself upon, so, YEAH LMAO
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to be subscribed to a few serial manga ones as a kid, and a random magazine my grandmother thought I should like that was published by the pharmacy and was honestly terrible, but they stopped publishing around the financial collapse that happened in my country. Currently, I subscribe to absolutely nothing physical but I almost won a New Yorker subscription a while back.
45: Ever watch soap operas?
I used to watch a Mexican one about a bunch of high schoolers in a big mansion that was pretty lit, despite being in Spanish and I had to watch with subtitles. There was another one in my country about an arts school that only had one season that I really enjoyed.
47: Do you sing in the car?
49: Do you dance in the car?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
Yes, because my mother gets suicidal.
55: Favourite type of fruit pie?
OH FUCK DON’T PUT ME IN THIS POSITION I LOVE THEM ALL
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
seeing as my house is haunted, you betcha
59: Take a vitamin daily?
Two types my doctor has me on, one is a B/C/E/Iron complex and the other is a D3 complex.
some christian band my aunt liked
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
it was mandatory because i went to an arts school. LIFE IS HELL. HELL LIFE. I CANNOT DANCE.
71: Can you curl your tongue?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
yes and it’s obnoxious as shit because i get snot on EVERYTHING
79: What was the last concert you saw?
yes, for a man who failed his age 5 swimming lessons, i swim very well, and also just for a regular guy because i’m a very very good swimmer
oh yeah i won a t-shirt from a forum
89: Which are better black or green olives?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
one that won’t catch on fire
93: If married, how long have you been married?
Partnered for almost three :3
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
no because i value my life
more than anything because all the ones i have aren’t alive
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
weirdly yes, an old summer childhood friend