#rip ass

[channoticedmeuwu]

There's only boiling water in the taps imagine If I need to take a shit

[osamusriceballs]

Okay I'm late to their birthday but HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GIANT TEDDY BEARS USHIJIMA AND AONE!! And you know what they say about the quiet ones 👀 but like, imagine a threesome with these 2 and rip puthy and ass - 🥛

YEAH- they deserve a nice birthday present 🥺 these precious boys omg 😭💖

And omg- both of them are packing, I JUST KNOW THAT - so I‘m not even sure who I‘d want where 😫😫 RIP y/n 🥺

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Grunts.

That was usually the only sound both of them made during sex. Lucky for them, you were loud enough to drown out their grunts, and only your needy moans filled the room.

When Aone questioningly looked at you, both of his hands on your ass cheeks and a condom already rolled up on his erection, you quickly nodded.

He was a bit softer than Ushijima. His kisses were gentle and loving, while Ushijima‘s were passionate and a bit rough- so you were glad that he wanted to fuck your ass tonight.

But compared to length and thickness, there was barely a difference between them, so when Ushijima suddenly bottomed you out from beneath you, you let out a scream- the stretch so sudden, yet so good.

His big fingers already prepped you for what there was to come, and your wet pussy gladly welcomed him- already clenching around him, even though he barely moved yet.

“T-Toshi- you-you need to- ahhh- wait-“

Ushijima‘s grip around your waist tightens, his hands right above Aone‘s.

“Come here.“ he pulled you down to kiss him, and your hands clawed into his bare chest, your nails probably leaving some marks- but the feeling of his big cock inside, so fucking deep inside- you could almost see his cock in your stomach, and it drove you crazy.

Aone was now busy with your ass- and when you felt him pushing inside, you moaned and bit into Ushijima‘s lip, quickly giving him an apologizing look- but he only seemed more turned on, his hips bucking up into yours.

“Ah- you‘re so big- I‘m- please-“ You don’t even know what your begging for at this point, all you know is that you‘re at full mercy of these tall men, waiting for them to properly fuck you. Their little birthday present.

Aone softly kissed your shoulders before he started to move, slowly and carefully, his cock now fully shoved inside, and Ushijima was quick to pick up his pace.

It didn‘t took long for you to scream their names- to beg for them to give you more, to stuff you full with their cum- which they gladly did.

[azerothian-shitstain]

youve been unflagged by the way! the censor worked!

:’)

[steinesart]

Hisoka trying to be romantic for valentines day with his killer pickup lines... 

Illumi did not approve  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[junedenim]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6QFtcCF/

poo(r) thing. so scared.

[sammy-smiles-531]

I put Marshmallow/Weiss and Seth in the height comparison generator. For some reason this is the most reasonable looking height difference to me. Don’t get me wrong Weiss’ ass is still getting destroyed XD

[danman0916]

To all the gassy dads out there.

[bloodseduction]

I made the mistake of drinking a beer after eating a lot of sour cabbage. So naturally, my belly is rumbling like the pits of hell.

Boyfriend, from the other room, with a confused look on his face: Is that...is that a fighter jet?

Me: No, it's...*stomach rumbling* pretty self explanatory.

Bf: oh shit, you ate cabbage! And beer...

Me: I'm either gonna shit myself or die farting.