Seth: "Did you ever try and summon Bloody Mary when you were a child?"
Volks: "No, it's just bullshit."
Seth: "??? Not even as a child?"
Volks: "Nah, I was like, 'that's bullshit.'"
Seth: "Did you ever have any kind of fun?"
Volks: "? Yeah, I had a lot of fun. I ate worms."
Seth:
Seth: *Snort* "What? Wait, what?"
Volks: "...I ate fuckin'- I ate worms."
Seth: "Like Simba?"
Volks: "I ate worms, I ate bugs, I ate junebugs, I ate, um, cicadas... you ever eat ants?"
Seth:
Anon: "I hate talking to people singularly in my building, and I hate communities."
Volks: "I like people who don't... like other people. Does that make sense?"
Volks: "Huh... what am I?"
Anon: "An asshole."
Haru: "Does Fuyu have an Instagram?"
Aki, checking: "Oh shit, he DOES have an Instagram!"
Haru: "He DOES?"
Aki: "Woah... he's postin' thirst traps."
Haru:
Haru, unsure: "No he's not."
Aki: *Laughs* "I'm just kiddin'."
Cole, eating a donut with sprinkles: "I was a sprinkles guy when I was younger, with ice cream. So - I appreciate this."
Cashew: "You look like a sprinkles guy :)"
Cole: "The fuck is that supposed to mean."
Cashew: "???"
Cashew: "I'm just saying you look like a sprinkles guy?? D:"
Anon, playing a trivia game: "Your answer is - wait, I think that's probably the right one..."
Nina: "I think YOURS is the right one, man! >:)"
Anon: "I think you picked really well :)"
Nina: "I think you did a really good job :)"
Anon: "Thank you :)"
Theo: "Aw :)) I love the spirit of comaradery -"
Anon: "Hey, shut up, Theo."
Nina: "Shut the FUCK UP THEO."
Theo: "What the hell?? :')"
Scale: "How did you -???"
Stirling: "Excuse you - I can't see the -"
Scale: "There was a WHOLE PILE of rubble near your head."
Stirling: "- Well I can't see the top of my head, I didn't know </3"
Scale: "No one can see the top of your head except God."
Cole, reading a poem: "The reports said there was a tattoo; a butterfly on her shoulder; which I remember that night on my couch when I, like the shark, chewed on her lips and took off her shirt."
Poe: "?????? What the fuck??"
Cole: *Laughing*
Poe: "No. Shame on him??"
Cole: "It's not even a good poem, it's just weird."
Poe: "No, that's very strange?? :')"
Kelby: "Good for you, da- uh- do- oh my god, I almost called you 'Dad.'"
Albert: "???"
Kelby: "Good for you, dude!"
Ace: *laughing*
Albert: "...'Dad?'"
Kelby: "I meant to say 'dude!' </3"
Eli: "What would you guys even do if you got to the point where you had so much money that it lost value?"
Nimh: "I feel like at that point, you know, maybe some... philantropic donating. Redistributing that wealth :)"
Volks, zoning out: "I think I'd... disappear a couple people with no loose ends."
Nimh: "D:"
Eli: "Woah!"
Volks, thinking of the dog-catcher: "I would make sure it's quick..."
Poe: "I mean, to be fair, I don't hang out with a lot of people outside of campus."
Cole: "You hang out with me."
Poe: "?"
Poe: "When's the last time we hung out?"
Cole: "Last night."
Poe: "?? No, that's not true?"
Cole: "I was there. You didn't know."
Poe: "Wait what? </3"
Scale, heading towards the animatronic carnival ride: "It's also funny when you see these kinds of places and you know, 'oh, this is where I'm gonna lose it later.' >:("
Eli: "Your virginity?"
Scale:
Eli: *Wheeze*
Scale: "Yeah. Sure. :')"
Haru, hunting yokai with Fuyu and Aki: "So if Aki is the bait - do you think he's out there screaming right now?"
Fuyu: "He's probably doing some stupid bit where he's pretending to be a child -_-"
Meanwhile Aki: "Ouuhh hey there, Miss!:33 It's just me! A little boy... I'm out here all alone at night :3"
Aki: "Uh, I sure hope some lady doesn't show up and kill me!"
Haru: "And then he'll move on from that and start wailing..."
Aki: "Ummm I sure would be BUMMED if a lady showed up and drowned my ass right now! :((("
Fuyu: "And when that eventually fails, he'll move to his old standby of asking the kijo to murder him in various ways."
Aki, dancing around: "Fill my lungs up with water, why not? I'm sure you'd like to shut me up! I'm sure you've heard plenty from me tonight >:D"
🚫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SPS IS USING AI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🚫
🚫!PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT THEM!🚫
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
I feel like he'd be really tender?? Like-- maybe a bit overly so lol
He might not be the best at it at first (he hasn't been with anyone in a LONG time...), but he'd learn pretty quickly
Also, when receiving, he's kind of melting at the affection
He's used to be waited on or served to some degree, but not so sweet and lovingly
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes their face and hands the most
He likes his shapely neck and refined pose (dork)
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
I think for the most part he's more about being tidy---- at least in the beginning
I'm not saying he's super into getting messy or being made a mess of ALL the time-- but maybe once or twice...
Also all bets are off when he's in a rut
Also also breeding kink
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
So this isn't really that dirty or a secret, but I think he really wants to be dominated
Sweetly, but still dominated
He wants to be the sub and be taken care of
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's not wholly inexperienced or anything-- he's def had several encounters in the past
But those were all in the past, and it's been a while since, he--- ya know
Also times have changed. People have changed. (And they also haven't in some ways-- humans are kinda weird like that)
And every first time with a new person is it's own new experience---
Which I guess is all to say, he's no virgin, but he's still a bit shy... at least in the beginning
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
I DO think once he gets comfortable he likes to get more experimental with positions, but generally speaking, and ESPECIALLY in the beginning, he's gonna stick to pretty standard fair
Not 100% missionary or anything like that mind you, but nothing that would require you to whip out the kama sutra
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Honestly he's pretty serious the majority of the time, so sex is no exception
He just thinks it's special, so it's important to keep one's self dignified
Though honestly that's the ages of putting on airs talking-- he does crave being a bit silly
I think once you sort of ease him into being more comfortable and open with you, you'll start to see his silly side comes out
it's definitely nothing like say, Aki's silly side, but it's def silly for him
He's way more of a dork than one would think lol
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
The carpet matches the drapes not only in color, but in refinement and upkeep
Even at his lowest, he still prioritizes being well groomed
Also he doesn't shave it full smooth, but he does shave a little for shape, and he DEF trims
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
EXTREMELY
Honestly anytime he's with you he gets a little soft and goo goo eyed
You've unlocked a tenderness he thought had long since frozen over, and frankly that tenderness comes out IN SPADES when you two are getting intimate
And real talk, it's probably the most intimate his intimate has been if he's being honestly
He's a moonstruck, lovesick dreamer with a poet's soul-- and you stir something in him
Something deep, and all consuming
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He's not too high and mighty to relieve himself
He actually sees a lot of merit in some good old fashion self pleasuring
Though I will say the more stressed he is, the more difficult for him to clear his head and-- sorta-- make it happen as it were...
I'm not saying he didn't make any room for some-- personal time, during the whole self exile thing
I'm just saying he's had more frequent and more pleasure masturbation sessions during happier days
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He's actually a LOT more kinky than you would think-- he's just more secretive about it than that harlot Haru is
He'd never force you to do anything you're not comfortable with, but I think there are definitely times when some suggestions might take you aback a bit
Lots of bondage, lots of blindfolds, lots of long session of ramping up the sensual side of things till you're both about to boil over
Also role play. LOTS of role play. (Usually with him in a submissive or subservient role, and usually by his own suggestion)
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He prides himself of privacy! He prefers all manners of the flesh to happen safely behind closed doors. LOCKED closed doors!
Which isn't to say he's against a quickie, but he would be more relaxed if said quickie hiding spot had a lock on it
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
It strikes him like the muses strike the poet
A wash over love that warms his body, followed by a wave of lust that sets his body hotter
It's an angle that he catches you at, a sudden stirring from the way you move-- he's sucker punched out of nowhere by the inescapable understanding that he's completely entranced by your existence...
Also sometimes he just sees your bare neck and one thing leads to another and-- well, you know how it is...
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He would never want to actually hurt you. He will not 'choke me daddy'. Nor will strike you.
He might manhandle you a bit, maybe even bite you-- but it's not premeditated
He just got a sudden urge and failed to quell it
He usually starts apologizing and depending on the partner is sometimes shut up mid apology by a passionate kiss (which he is never against)
Also I think anything too messy--- he doesn't wanna mess his fur, or his clothes, or himself, or his you
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He flips back and forth-- while he can't deny seeing you between his legs and feeling his body melt against your mouth is like watching the heavens open up before him and feeling the warmth of their light
He also LIVES for when he's between your legs-- tasting you, feeling you on his tongue, feeling your things in his hands, hearing you gasp and moan and whimper-- feeling your body start to shiver as your losing yourself in him pleasuring you-- watching you writhe beneath his careful tongue---
Honestly he dreams about it more than he'd ever admit (well-- except maybe to you)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He is however the mood takes him to be
There's moments of slow, tender love making, and then there's heated nights of bodies pressed together as you both desperately lose yourself in each other cause you can't take another second where you're not completely entwined
It truly spans the whole spectrum
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I said, he's not against them, especially if there's too much of a need to ignore or ESPECIALLY if either of you are in DIRE need of a moment of stress relief
But he will always need somewhere tucked away and preferably lockable
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's not against experimenting in the slightest-- but it really does depend on the kinds of risk you're talking about
anything more than some light bruising, some cursory scratches, and a little bit of raw/chaffed flesh is frankly off the table
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Again, a bit of a coin flip-- sometimes he can go all night and sometimes he's one and done and cuddling up to you
It really depends on the time of year and how long it's been since the last time you've two have done this (or how stressed he is-- he gets so tired, but he's SO DESPERATE for ANY form of something nice in his life right now)
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Owns a surprising amount of toys and is very open to not only trying some new ones, but also being on either end of the toy
Again, he's a much more kinky and horny fuck than you'd think, he's just not out here shouting it to the world like Haru
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not always the best at teasing himself-- he tries, and he does get better, but in the beginning he's a bit too nervous to not end up floundering a little
He does get better though
BEING teased on the other hand--- he does enjoy it, though sometimes it takes him a moment to realize fully that that's what you're doing
Also how well he handles it depends on the kind of teasing, and also how bad he NEEDS it right then
Sometimes he's lasting whole evenings at events discreetly teasing one another until by the time you two get home you're both heaving, making out in the car, barely making it inside before you tare each others clothes off, OR OCCASIONALLY not even making it inside and just fucking in the car
And then sometimes he's had a really rough week and the sound of your voice and a brush of your hand is all it takes for him to crumble into a pathetic needy boyfriend whose begging you to touch him more and help release his pent up--- EVERYTHING
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Very vocal but also very quiet
At least usually-- sometimes he can get quiet loud (again, sometimes the sex is fixing his fucking life right now)
But usually it's a lot of gasps and sighs and whimpers and muttered loving praises and whispered pleas for whatever is body is aching for in that moment
Again-- he can honestly be quiet vocal
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Legit seems like he'd be strong big daddy who will pin you down and fuck you until you see stars-- and he def IS, he CAN be, he ABSOLUTELY will given the right circumstances (and also sometimes you just asking)
But honestly his default is more-- needy and desperate and tender and a little bit clingy
Like even when he's the one on top, he feels submissive-- like he needs you so DESPERATELY, he's almost a bit pathetic (in a sweet way)
Needy, needy, NEEDY! That's his default no matter what font it's in
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Like I said, clean, well groomed, on the longer side, a little on the thinner side but not like-- thin thin, and a very lovely curve to it
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
YEARN!👏 ER!👏
Romantically and sexually, THIS BITCH IS YEARNING FOR YOU!!
He'll get all poetic and wistful about it by default, and is a fucking DIE HARD romantic once his icy surface melts
I know they don't really do middle names in Japan, but Yearning is his middle name
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Like I said before, DEPENDS
Depends on how tired he is, depends on how his body is, depends on when the last time he's been with you
He's either going All Night or he's one heated, passionate round and then he's clinging to you and out like a light
And he does clingy mind-- like I said, needy, clingy yearner-- you might have to fight his sleeping arms to escape to the bathroom low key
