#rip cricket

[lavin05]

AoS spoilers (again)

I need a full cover of Don’t You Forget About Me by The Deke Squad. Better yet, just record a full album of songs for us, please.

[raevenlywrites]

There is a cricket in my house that sounds like he's running out of batteries

[webcricket]

I just...#reasons.

(x)

[girlgeniuspenny]

‘‘Apparently there are kids cursing..? But Cricket hasn’t said fuck in awhile yet..’‘

[purple-peaches]

Many people are saying that Gov. Kristi Noem is starting a new PAC to fundraise off her dog-killer reputation. It's called PUTA, i.e., People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals.

[xkaryx]

Night time is always the best time to find out about a bug that you thought was something gross (after having a freak out and a lecture from your parents). Did you guys know that crickets have wings? And that the black ones look a lot like cockroaches? Cause I didn’t. And it looks a lot like a giant cockroach. 

[mcgoogleheim]

so my dad was feeding our leopard gecko his crickets and one jumped out of my dad's hand. as he went over to pick it up, one of our cats (tribbles) bolted down the stairs and immediately grabbed it with both her paws. before my dad could even try to take the cricket from her; tribbles gave this demonic, low growling noise and took off with the cricket in her mouth. okay, no big deal. tribbles always tends to torment the escaped crickets. hell, she even has a reputation of eating house centipedes. anyways; this would've been no big deal except for the fact that even while she was running up the stairs she was still growling. it was the most demonic sound i've ever heard from her. so not only did she run upstairs with her prey in her jaws... but she ran into my room. under the bed. in the dark. i stepped inside the pitch black room and all i hear for a good five minutes is her growling coming from under my bed. and i was just... 'uh-uh. that's creepy as fuck you better stop that, tribbles'. bbbrroowoowwfowefffffhhfhfhf [munching SFX, the sound of HESS trucks being pushed around] so i just let her be because i was done with her for the night.