#rip jared

[sdn-hr-official]

Sup HR…it’s Golem, ordering pizza as a gift for the department what do you guys want?

Hawaiian--

Distant sounds of Jared being throttled over the head with a thick file of violations. Janet's voice picks up moments later.

Pepperoni is fine, thank you, Golem.

[awellplacedworm]

[bionic-penis]

i have this npc mod for minecraft and one of the first npc’s i made was a dude named “Jared” and he fought monsters for me

[mzargentum]

Remembering Jared.

[nottodayallie]

I've legit been drinking almost to the point of oblivion for five days now. Is it always this painful dealing with the death of a loved one?

[mr-spoooks-blog]

my voice did a puberty

[fragmentcom]

Would you like to see a man that fucked up?

[randomhatthief]

I woke up at 7 today to go to work and voluntarily stayed after close to say goodbye to my manager on his last day; like we closed down the front doors and walked out as a mob of 8 people.