#rip theon

[clevercloudpoetry]

Theon. You're a good man. Thank you.

[mentallyinwalmart]

The Stark kids at Littlefinger’s trial:

Arya: if I see you in the street, yo ass is done

Sansa: I don’t need your opin-ION

Bran: do what I fuckin want

Littlefinger: I—

Arya: *hits the woah and then slits his throat*

[555019-blog]

A bit late but still relevant

[brinella13]

“Theon, you’re a good man.  Thank you.”

[maryonneverland]

GOT fans: No main character died, so disappointing!!

Ser Jorah: nO MaiN ChAraCtEr DiEd?

Theon Greyjoy: Am I a joke to you?

Night King: *stares at you*

[cleopatraxi]

Cooking sausages in memory of Theon Greyjoy.

[shy-of-the-cool]

Okay Game of Thrones Ep 3, I’ve seen you twice now and I’m just as broken the second time...

[saltedcrow-blog]

❝If you wake me up, I will throw sharp objects at you.❞ (Rodrik)

Theon stared for a few long seconds at his brother. The threat registered in his mind, and was one he knew would be true. He'd endured Rodrik throwing cups at him, mugs, knives, and rocks. On one memorable occasion this had been accompanied with incoherent slurred screaming, until his sister had intervened. She'd given Rodrik a black eye, and then had given him a spanking that made certain he'd not sit proper for a week. He was not eager to repeat that experience."But you're awake," Theon said hesitantly as he approached the sleeping kraken. "You're talking to me so you - you must be."Theon edged closer, and hesitantly shook Rodrik's shoulder. "Father wants you to come to dinner, even though you - you're drunk.."