Dick stuck in a Banana
First, I want to say that this is my FIRST fanfic that I have published. I also want to say thank you to all of my friends on discord, you have helped me build up the confidence I never thought I would have. The last thing is that the banana suit that dick is wearing is the same suit that Adrian wore in the episode “Feast”. Anyway, on to the show.
Dick didn’t know how it happened but it did. He is stuck in a banana suit. No matter how hard he tried he couldn’t get the zipper down. “Come on guys help me out. We’re family, and family helps each other out.”
“Yeah, but pft hahaha. YOU LOOK HILLARIOUS!” Jason bellowed.
“You brought this on yourself Dick; putting on a banana suit. What where you thinking” Tim sighed in exasperation.
“Your ridiculousness never ceases to amaze me,” Damian quips.
“Master Dick, it is not the season for bananas” Alfred added.
“Guuuuuyyyyys, pleeeeeeease help me. I can’t go out in public looking like this!” Dick gestures wildly at his predicament. “I CAN’T LET ANYONE FROM TOWN SEE ME LIKE THIS, LET ALONE ANYONE FROM THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!!!!!” However, no one took pity on poor Dick, so he was stuck in this banana suit.
*bat alarm*
*batfam flies into dressing sequence*
“GUYS WHAT ABOUT ME!” Dick yells.
“Uhm… Just wait here” Tim responds.
“But.”
Dick watches the others head into action. ‘I won’t be left behind.’ He grabs his mask, cap, and utility belt. Jumping on his batcycle and taking off after his family. After finally catching up to his family Dick was ready for action.
“Pffffftttt hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha! A-a-are y-y-you a hahaha ban-haha-ana hahaha!” The thugs laughed. “Hahahahahaha hahahahahaha!”
“Pffft you actually came looking like that? Hahahaha.” Red Hood chuckled.
“Shut up Red Hood.”
The week went on and the city of Gotham knew that Richard Grayson was stuck in a banana costume. There even was a new hashtag, #dickisabanana. (shout out to my friend). But all Wayne brother fun comes to an end. This end goes by the name of Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She is coming to visit her boyfriend, Damian, but she got the shock her life when she walked into what she can only call her worst nightmare.
“PLEASE tell me you are NOT in a BANANA SUIT!” Marinette begged.
“Uhm…I’m not wearing a banana suit.”
“sigh. Do I want to know why you’re still in this?”
“No, no you don’t. Please get me out.”
“On it.” As soon as she released him Mari was on a war path. “Oh boys” she sang out. Everyone, besides Dick, felt a chill go up their spine. They knew why they felt it. They even knew who induced this feeling. They did the only thing that they could do… They escaped to the batcave, donned on their hero gear, and fled.
Alas in their rush to escape they left a man behind. The man who was the weakest against Mari, they left Jason behind, and as he watched his family drive away he swore vengeance on them for this betrayal.
A sudden presence loomed behind him. He didn’t need to turn around to know who it was. Mari grabbed his ear and hauled him up to her level, and in a sickly sweet voice asked, “just where do you think you’re going Jason?”
“!!!!!!!!” Jason is too terrified to speak as he is dragged back to the front of the house where Mari discarded the suit of doom. Jason was not sure how it happened but Mari somehow stripped him of his suit on their way up leaving him in only his bottoms. “Wha-?”
Mari didn’t give him time to process anything before she tossed him into the banana monstrosity. After zipping him up she stuck a safety pin under the zipper to keep him in there.
