Rita: Hay Phil did you get my scrip ideas?
Stinky: Yeah I looked them over.
Pizzano: I saw them too, pretty good stuff.
Rita: Cool, thanks dad.
*Everyone stops and stares at Rita*
Rita:...Why is everyone staring at me?
Stinky: You just called Pizzano dad, you said "thanks dad"
Rita: What? No I didn't, I said "thanks man."
Pizzano: Rita do you see me as a father figure?
Rita: No! If anything I see you as a BOTHER figure because you're bothering me!
Yogurt: Hey show your father some respect!
Rita: I DIDN'T CALL HIM DAD!
Pizzano: Aw don't worry Rita, I see it as a compliment.
Pizzelle: It's no big deal, I called my wife "mom" once
Rita: Guys jump on that! Pizzy's got psychosexual issues!
The G: Old news, but you calling Pizzano daddy-
Rita: Hey daddy is not on the table here!
Candyman tied to a chair: But you did call him dad.
Rita: YOU SHUT UP! You've done nothing but lie and cause trouble since you got here!
Candyman: Ok fine, so I was lying about this evening. But the dad thing? That happened.
Rita: AHA! He admits his alibi was a lie! It was a trap! All according to my crazy, devious plan!
Pizzano: I believe you.
Rita: Thank you!
Pizzano: Dear daughter. :)
Rita:...
Pizzano: Wanna talk about it later over a...cup of hot coco?
Rita quietly: I would like that...














