#rivetra shitpost

[ghostst0ries]

has this been done before?

[heybeybey]

ok Petra would TOTALLY DOTE ON LEVI WHILE HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR

and she'd kiss his scarred face and tell him that he's the most handsome man in the world and she'd mean every single word

she'd be excited to wheel him around everywhere and assist him every day

other women would look at Petra like she's crazy for staying with a short man who only got shorter disabled and scarred retired soldier who's almost 40 and her friends would probably tell her that there's better fish in the sea but in her eyes, Levi is ALREADY THE GOLD STANDARD

and Levi would probably think he's ending up being a burden but Petra would never feel that way because just being by his side makes her so fucking happy

i also imagine levi would sometimes be angry or frustrated because he used to be humanity's strongest and now he's in a wheelchair and can't do everything by himself and petra would just sit with him through it all and hear him out

and hkkshhsahwqh u died way too soon Petra

u would've given Levi THE WORLD if u were still alive

[heybeybey]

Some preferential treatment Levi give to Petra ??

Idk what this is but it's the first thing that came to mind lol (I’m thinking of also creating an HC list in the future but idk yet)  

Still, thanks for the prompt @himebee-5​! It gave me a reason to bully Eld, Oluo and Gunther. 

Word count: 701

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Eld, Oluo and Gunther admire their captain. Really, they do! Other than his dedication to the Scouts’ cause and his awe-inspiring skill on the battlefield, they know how their commanding officer cared for his comrades in his own way. They’ve witnessed him holding the bloody hands of soldiers as life leaves them, promising to continue to fight in their stead. 

But like with every other person, the shorter man has his own set of flaws. The most glaring one for their team? 

Captain Levi has favorites. A red-headed one, to be exact. 

Jinn, Bozado, Schultz. The three of you, drop and give me 50.

"Ral, you can do 30 instead."

Eld, Oluo, Gunther, your cleaning's getting shittier every single day.

"Petra, you missed one spot. Don’t worry, I'll take over."

Oi, you three! Clean this shit up. This better be fucking spotless when I get back in two minutes.

"Ral, leave the cleaning to the guys. I need help with next week's paperwork."

You three sissy bitches. You can't even take down one titan by yourselves! The fuck did I choose you for?

"Great assist, Ral."

Eld, Gunther. Go after the titan on the right. Oluo, you're with me.

"Oi, Petra. Tend to the injured recruit."

Gunther, who said you get free pass to read right now? I don’t recall dismissing the team. 

“Petra, you look like shit right now. Rest up.”

Eld, you call this tea? I might as well drink boiled water.

"Thank you, Petra. Maybe you can hold lessons for these three imbeciles."

Shut the fuck up and keep up, Oluo.

"It's fine, Petra. Let's just go."

At first, they thought it was because Petra's a girl. That perception changed when they witnessed the captain train female Survey Corps recruits the same way he trains his elite members (or at least, the three male members of the special ops).

And as much as they look up to Captain Levi, everything has a limit. Having had enough of the captain's favoritism, Gunther and Oluo pushed Eld to talk to their superior insisting that he’s the 2nd in command and it's his responsibility in the first place.

"That's it. Captain, this is unfair! Why don't you treat us the same way you treat Petra?"

Levi finishes up with tying his cravat before he looks up to the blonde man, bored gaze unsettling as his eyes take in his three male subordinates. For someone with a short stature, the captain sure knows how to make the three of them combined feel smaller.

The four of them are quiet for a bit, staring each other down. Oluo seems to be close to peeing his pants with the way the captain's cold gaze never left them.

Petra's entrance into the room was almost a relief. Good, maybe she’ll break up this tension? The peace didn’t last long when the captain, without straying his gaze on the three men, addressed Petra.

"Ral, marry me."

"W-what?" The ginger sputtered out. She almost dropped the two buckets of water she brought along as the team were supposed to mop the floor this afternoon (well... it’s actually just the three men since she’ll be joining the captain in town today).  

"You heard me."

"Y-yes, sir!" She salutes him, trying (and failing) to hide a giddy smile from forming on her face. A blush starts to bloom on her cheeks in her attempt to get a hold of herself. 

The captain dismisses her, telling her to get ready for their trip to shop for supplies. They didn’t miss how there seems to be an extra spring in Petra’s every step as she hurries out.

Levi's eyes never left the three men in front of him. Instead of the brave face that they were all trying to pull together earlier on, all of their mouths have now dropped in shock and disbelief at what they just witnessed. Oluo must have bitten his tongue in shock during the whole interaction because now his mouth is bleeding. 

"Still want me to treat you the same way I treat Petra?"

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[heybeybey]

Levi every time Petra does something sexy/badass

i have the same membership card, levi

[heybeybey]

Things that I now consider canon in the Rivetra fandom

Grumpy Grandpa (but only 40 years old) Levi Ackerman

Wheelchair Sex

what do u mean petra died? didn't they get married in season 2 that's why levi's wearing a fine-ass tux and why he's been absent most of that season he's fucking his sunshine goddess of a wife

[heybeybey]

ok fuck this i'm going to say fuck u to all my other rivetra fic drafts and write wheelchair rivetra smut instead ok