#rkfd

[sock-the-silly-guy]

what really used to piss me off (and still kind of does when applied to similar ships) is when people made Ron like the super dominant top or whatever. Like, BRO HAS NOT HAD SEX. He has been in isolation for 5 years and before that he had no friends. So yeah, I doubt he got around. Toto, on the other hand was socialized a healthy amount. He has probably done it a few times.

[zsezsi-posts]

yall i just discovered rkfd, NO ONE talk to me—

ts is actually so goofy and silly, i YEARNED for a comfort anime like this after finishing jjk

i saw someone recommend it on tiktok, and started watching it like, yes, i, in fact, DO want to see the gayest "just partners" solve crime, while one of them is a sweetheart and the other is kirkenuinely batshit crazy

[malestroham]

RonToto Old Money AU (part 5)

Part 4!!

Ron and Toto's relationship began the moment Ron entered the BLUE publishing house.

A young man several heads shorter than him "met" him at the entrance, bumping into him. Ron didn't even have time to say anything, as he quickly apologized and continued running down the hallway. The sweet smell of cologne remained behind him.

Ron was sure that this was an ordinary employee of the publishing house, but when he entered the owner's office, he was incredibly surprised to see the same young man.

Ron offers to cooperate, which Toto politely but cautiously declines, saying that his family had already been ruined by political games. Then Ron explains the situation more "humanely", saying that he simply wants to preserve his father's legacy. He notes that his father considered part of his duty to help the Toto publishing house when his father still owned it.

Believing that they have a common goal (preserving the legacy of their families), Toto eventually agrees to help.

The first issue of the magazine, the second, the third… Toto gets the profit his publishing house so badly needed, and Ron establishes his position in society and politics.

They talk for a long time. First about their fathers, about their families, then about themselves. Ron finds Toto sweet and slightly naive, while Toto, despite Ron's overly active nature, finds himself completely calm next to him for the first time.

The look of love. The rush of blood. Their heads are empty when their lips touch. It feels like something right, like something so long-awaited, like the explosion of a small universe inside each of them.

They spend nights together without closing their eyes. They talk about work, talk about the stars. Ron, who had never seen the point of love before, desperately wants to kiss Toto as much as possible. He never takes his eyes off him for a second, and feels how the whole world narrows down to just the office in Toto's house as soon as his gaze catches Toto's eyes.

They sleep on the old sofa in his office. Ron counts every mole on Toto's back, runs his fingers along his spine, feels the slight tremor of his body. He presses his cheek to his back and all he really wants is to show Toto how special he is to him. Every movement of his hips, his arms, every kiss, every mark on Toto's skin.

Only in the morning Ron carries him to his bed, carefully covering him with a blanket.

Confused Toto wakes up alone and it seems to him that everything that happened last night was just a dream, but on the bedside table lies a note left by Ron.

Good morning, sweetheart. I hope your lower back doesn't hurt too much. I'll come see you tonight. - Ron

Part 6 is here!

[cora-writes-things]

okay guys i started reading the ron kamonohashi: deranged detective manga AND I AM NOT OKAY

MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD!

read ahead at your own risk!

don't say i didn't warn u!!!

okay, so near the very end of the Case of the Plateau Auberge Serial Murders arc (ch. 45), it is all very Dramatique™ and it seems as if the heroes (i.e., Ron and Toto) are going to die (le GASP!!!)

and then -

out of NOWHERE -

and i mean it, i'm telling u, COMPLETELY UNPROMPTED,

THIS happens:

and i am just??????????????

COMPLETELY. UN.PROMPTED.

i can't stop thinking about this. like. the author CHOSE to no-homo their relationship like this, while they're about to die in a fire during a case, by having ron suggest that if people found them with their arms around each other, they'd think they were gay for each other.

it's both freaking hilarious and also absolutely baffling lmao, like is this supposed to discourage shippers??? am i supposed to read toto being like 'HA HA HA i dOn'T wAnT tHaT eiThEr' and ron literally rolling on the ground laughing hysterically and think 'yup, totally platonic bros! bc straight guy friends totally think about whether or not ppl will think they were gay for each other when they're about to die, and also they laugh hysterically about it and protest loudly against the very idea, so they must be straight!'

please tell me someone else who's read the manga read this scene and had THOUGHTS™ because WOW, i can't even articulate what i'm feeling and thinking right now asdfghjkl

[sticky-note-on-wall]

Watching Ron Kamonohashi's forbidden deductions, I'm on the start of episode 3 and what is this fanfic situation

Ron won a raffle for a two person trip to a hot spring, then the guy who awards the prize mistook Ron and Tpto for a couple.

Then he was like "Well if you don't go togther we have to cancel the trip" and Ron and Toto just were like "Well I guess we HAVE to go"

Whats next? There is only one bed?

[trashcxndy]

i will post a proper headcannon once i'm done with s1 but hear me out: OUTSIDER POV OF RONTOTO. the comedic potential of a fic from the pov of some poor rando subjected to their bullshit is off the charts like just IMAGINE ron talking to dead bodies on a case as usual while toto yells at him for getting brown sugar syrup in his fried rice again BUT from the perspective of some harrowed supermarket employee who's going "i've already had to deal with a fucking murder in my workplace, why has a dysfunctional gay policeman-and-weirdo couple escaped hell to torture me more?!" the entire time. toto apologises profusely and ensures the staff member that his deranged Purely Professional Not Gay Partner™️ is not, in fact, trying to rizz up a corpse.

[what-the-fuck-khr]

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[jsdhwdmax56]

Toto teasing Ron while winking.

Ron smiling fondly at Toto.

If they aren't flirting then I don't know what flirting is