Hi guys, so I couldn’t find the original post going around and I’m sure someone else noticed the errors, but the person who originally posted this made a mistake with the math. I’m assuming they were calculating with 365 work days instead of the (roughly) 260 days most people have to work on average which excludes some holidays and weekends. My calculations are based off a 40 hour work week, 8 hours a day.
More fun facts: if the Yale tuition prices are correct (assuming they are), if Yale followed the minimum wage inflation, it’d be about $12,678.75 annually; but over the years, Yale decided it was worth over 350% what it was in the 70′s. That, or the amount of minimum wage we get as a country hasn’t followed inflation (which is way more accurate of the two)
so basically kids these days have been screwed over by the generations before us time and time again and now we can’t afford shit without financial aid of some kind, most of which has interest tagged onto it which only ends up screwing us more.
every other odd number question (like, 1, 5, 9, 13, etc...) because i'm a huge asshole
Naaaaaatt. You’re the literal worst omg
1-How are you?
I’m tired but good5-How old are you?
Sixteen!
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
oh dang that’ll be a while um um a lot? Surviving junior year? SOlid study habits? ???
13-If you could change your eye color, would you?
I would like to complain that i had to skip over 2 hair color related questions, and nah. I like brown
19-Do you have any piercings?
lolol
23-Do you smoke?
LOLOLOL
27-Do you have any “rules” about food?
I’ve been vegetarian for just over four years
31-What do you think you’re really bad at?
Socializing
37-What is your ideal bed? Why?
Big, soft, with a lot of pillows. I like to nest.
39-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
Sometimes, yeah
43-What are your career goals?
??????????!?????????????!?????
47-Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
Actually no
51-Are you allergic to anything? If so, what?
Nope!
61-Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
A lot of them!
65-Weird things you do when you’re alone:
So much singing and dancing. So much.
69-Leave me a compliment:
You’re really cool and enjoyable and amaze and I??? WHy weren’t we friends before????
Favorites
73-What’s your favorite movie?
I think ferris bueller’s day off?? I can never tell77-What is your least favorite word?
probably “fag” because nO81-Dogs or cats?
yes
85-What is your favorite season?
Fall 100%
89-What’s your favorite television show?
Uhmmmm. Um….. no idea
Friends
107-Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
YEs!!
111-Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
While i’m sure there are people I can, there is no one who i do
115-Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s):
hecka fine like hot damn
super nice
always lovable
funny
perf
Relationships
119-Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
so much
127-What is the first thing you noticed in someone?
it skipped i don’t know what happened
and eyes or jawline?? Or nose, or eyebrows on a girl, or the less obvious curves on a girl. all are great!!
131-Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
Probably yes
135-Say 1 fact about the person you like:
That is asking two questions i never said that i liked the person that is a rhetorical/logical fallacy don’t even start with me
139-Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Naah
143-Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Considering i’ve talked myself in to 99.9% of all my crushes, not really, no.147-Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
I’m a selfish bastard!!! Who is terrified of getting used!!
153-What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
again with the skipping
and i have no idea??? I mean people (Ella) have sent me really wonderful good mrning texts, but my brother has also gotten in fights to defend my honor and people do really random nice things so i’m calling uncertainty principle on your ass.
157-Are you in love?
HA
161-Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
HAHA
165-Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
HAHAHAHA I WILL BE TWENTY ONE I WILL BE MORE OF A PILOT THAN A SPOUSE
169-What is your definition of cheating?
Breaking the commitment you’ve made with a partner by getting it on with someone else.173-Why did your last relationship fail?
He was really shitty and i was really shitty and it wasn’t a good idea177-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
One! (Singular sensation, every little step she takes. dadadadadada)
Music, movies and books
181-How often do you listen to music?
all. the. time.
185-Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
Yep yep
189-A book you want to read/have recently read:
The light fantastics by terry pratchett
Situations and crazy things
193-You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done?
?????? Something not ridiculous i hope
197-If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Nope! I don’t like the idea of that, i would be changing who i am today and no thank you. You gotta live with what you get201-If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like?
HOrrible
205-How you’d spend ten thousand bucks?
Clothing, books, and a shit ton of plane tickets to visit people.