#road rules

[stone-cold-groove]

I am going to slow down, stop, or turn.

[callmebrycelee]

happy 45th birthday

david giuntoli

[notnowricky]

I hope you have a nice Christmas. ••• See you next season. ••• Watch out for deer.

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

HOW TO DRIVE IN ATLANTA:

1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, Atlana. Old-timers are still allowed to call it Alana.

2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00 pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

3. The minimum acceptable speed on I-285 is 80 mph. On I-75 and I-85, your speed is expected to at least match the highway number. Anything less is considered 'Wussy'.

4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Atlanta has its own version of traffic rules. For example, Ferraris and Lamborghinis owned by sports stars go first at a four-way stop. Cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go second. The trucks with the biggest tires go third. The HOV lanes are really designed just for the slow Floridians passing through who are used to hogging the left lane everywhere.

5. If you actually stop at a yellow light or stop sign, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. Unless there is a police car nearby.

6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot.

7. Road construction is permanent and continuous. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a bit more exciting. Generally, city roads other than the main streets have more potholes and bumps (usually speed bumps) than most dirt roads in the countryside.

8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, ladders, possums, skunks, dogs, barrels, cones, furniture, cats, mattresses, shredded tires, squirrels, rabbits, and crows.

9. Be aware that spelling of street names may change from block to block, e.g., Clairmont, Claremont, Clairmonte.

10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the shoulder immediately to let them know it has been “accidentally activated”.

11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 75 in a 55-65 mph zone, k, e.g., you are considered a road hazard and will be “flipped off” accordingly. If you return the flip, you'll be shot.

MOST IMPORTANT: If you get LOST, Look for a road named PEACHTREE... Then you are somewhere in Atlanta.

Source by Brittany Egly

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Note: This post is in honor of "holy week" as it is god's actual truth with zero embellishment. god bless.

[kingscape]

[sreegs]

Can Tumblr drive? Round 1

This is based on American driving rules but feel free to try your hand if you don't know

Three cars arrive simultaneously a T intersection with stop signs on all sides. One car is turning right, one is going straight, one is turning left. Which car has the right of way?

Car turning right

Car going straight

Car turning left

Voting ended onDec 17, 2023

[thesiouxzy]

Sean Duffy’s credentials for Secretary of Transportation are that he appeared on the MTV reality show ROAD Rules (and a season of the Real World) 🫠

This is like living in a bizarro reality or a bad movie

[evolution-ofa-geek]

Alright, after watching last night's episode this morning and having that image of a broken nose in my head, im putting Horacio and Olivia in my top 10.

But now the question is, who to take out?

Men's

CT

Bananas

Wes

Jordan

Mark OG Godfather

Landon

Leroy

Darell

Brad

Derrick K (bulldog D)

Horacio

Women's

Rachel Robinson

Laurel

Emily Schrom

Cara Maria

Jenna (Barbie Beast)

Coral

Rachel Robinson

Evelyn

Diem

Nany

Olivia