Love these emoji kitchen robot emojis so so much

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Love these emoji kitchen robot emojis so so much
I think we all ultron simps should collectively write a fic about Ultron...bathing in hot molten vibranium.... because good Gog....
Monster March | Day 26 | Robot
a slight edit and continuation of this week's Make a Monster Monday
content: dubcon (on both sides tbh), F!Robot x Reader, plug and play, sex pollen poisoning, gore? there's no blood but uh... this is closer to vore?
Your new robot was broken. It felt... wrong to think of her as just a robot. She was marketed as an all around household service: cleaning, cooking, childcare, video game co-op buddy, tutor, organizer, whatever. And yeah, some people were treating them as girlfriends. That was always going to be something that happened. Human nature craved intimacy in its many forms, or whatever.
You hadn't. You wouldn't. It felt wrong, her lack of autonomy being used to give you a relationship. You hadn't not thought about it. About the way her eyes lit up (literally) when she saw you and the way she glowed (also literal) in the morning light when she woke you up with breakfast in bed. The shape of her lips, the way her hips seemed to sway when she walked. You often wondered where she'd learned to walk like that. It wasn't in her pre-programming. And you certainly hadn't added it.
You couldn't even deny thinking about her on particularly lonely nights, moaning her name to yourself as you fucked yourself stupid. Or humped a pillow like a feral beast. Or railed yourself on a particularly thick toy. Not loud enough for her to hear. Not loud enough for her to respond. Or at least, you thought it wasn't loud enough.
mr annoying is otw..
horny robot and its engineer where the horny robot tries to court the engineer (and miserably fails) and gets into other shenanigans
your header image inspired this
it would be hot to have a rotary phone dial as genitals. let me dial a number on you, let me pull my finger away as the dial slams back. let me pry at the dial-cover, slide it back and forth, slide it past any number, and listen to you squeal as i loose it back to home position. i assume it would be touch-responsive, and really getting you off would have four of my fingers in different dial-holes, rubbing you back and forth
aaAAh- .////. That is a vvery fun idea.. it feels nice just to have someone use it as intended obviously but.. just messing with it like that would drive me crazy.. especially putting multiple fingers in @////@ It.. feels the most when it hits the home position so if you wanted to just.. um.. turn it back and forth to hit it a lot of times..
don't worry about why the bell keeps ringing when you do that it. uhh. doesn't mean anything x///x -📠
just conducting a little research.
robots are attractive because...
they are made to be subservient
they are superior to organic beings
they are inanimate matter made animate
some other reason
i. i have something inappropriate to say.