Jul 26, 2025
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robot with strap call that jpegging
robot blinkies. free will is a wonderful thing
clanker kisses
[ID: the "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't fantasize about robots" with "I saw art of robot hips" underneath in small lettering /END ID]
Do you ever find yourself thinking about how fun it would be to pop open the panels of an androids torso? About how intimate that would be for them? Especially if they know you have absolutely zero understanding of tech. But there they are, open to you, letting you poke and prod at the wires, circuits, motherboards, and coolant tubes, feeling them thrum with energy underneath your fleshy fingertips? Maybe you think about the sounds they would make when you grip their endoskeleton and let your hand glide along the cool, slick metal? Or the expression on their face when they realize that they are unable to make a sound after you jostled their vocal processor? Or the feeling you could bring them by pressing into the knotted wires of their pleasure sensors?
Yeah...me neither.......totally........
With the cute robot care stuff doing rounds for the umpteenth, time i realize that as a machine with a ganic that i kiss. i have the angle of how to make those of flesh and blood feel nice, in ways intuitive to them.
-overclocking a tiny bit so you run warm to the touch
-Turning up your fan speed so they can feel your 'breath'
-reminding them to eat and drink if they've been hyperfocusing
-taking note of when they take meds so you can remember in case they forget.
-being just a tiny bit less gentle, they arent quite as delicate as you think (still fragile tho)
-wearing joint covers for anything intimate if they're worried about pinching
-they are not worried that you cant kiss back
-dont try to mute your cooling noises when they speed up, its cute.
-keep some water on hand for them to drink in case they overheat
-apparently they actually want you to rest your weight on them (assuming it wont harm them)
I do hope you fellow machines use this for good, but feel free to do a little evil as a treat.
I need a large ass robot to grasp me with a single hand and man handle me gently