#robophile

[robophiliac101]

i love when technology gets warm and glitchy it’s like they’re getting aroused

[commodore-8032]

I’ve been super sick the last few days but Kuka has been healing me <3

I wanna make a gif board soon!! I also have other edit ideas… for now I just wanted a little collection of clips I like :))

[professionalmachinefucker]

one thing that bothers me in the robo fucker community is people bullying or excluding others for not being "robofucker enough". yknow what i mean.

"this person called themselves a robofucker yet they only like humanoid looking robots 🙄" yeah, so what? thats their preference. everyone has their own level of preference of things.

i love all machines at all ends of the robo fucking spectrum. i love humanoid machines and completely non-humanoid machines alike. im not picky, and i seldom have a preference.

im literally the machine fucker of all time. embodiment of robosexual. but that is my preference in machines, not everyone elses. there are going to be robo fuckers that have a different preference than you. so stop being a fucking exclusionist and a bully, will you?

[i-loved-silly]

SENTIENT COMPUTER X READER

read the teaser here! for some context if ya need it

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The warning file went partially ignored, you knew your coworker always exaggerated a little. Good thing you never had to meet him.

You attempted to power on the computer--nothing happened. The fans didn’t turn on and neither did the screen. You pursed your lips, was the AI already broken?

You checked the cables, nothing was unplugged. You press and held the power button repeatedly.

“Stupid thing…come on..” You muttered as you pressed whatever buttons were on the computer, growing impatient. Just when you thought you wouldn’t have to file any reports..

Suddenly, you heard one of the fans sputter in the back.

“There we go…” You smiled slightly to yourself, holding the power button again. The screen eventually powered up, turning black with orange text.

: ALMOND . AI > …

Hmm..you expected a home screen of some kind. You didn’t know what the files meant by customer service.. no organization was listed, you just had to make sure the AI was a decent person. Being. Computer.

The computer build came with no keyboard, just the system and its thick, bordered monitor screen. You assumed you had to restart it, as the screen didn’t bother changing. As your hand hovered over the power button, you saw something appear on the screen.

> FIRST, YOU CALL ME STUPID, THEN YOU ATTEMPT TO SHUT ME DOWN AGAIN > DO YOU HATE ME THAT MUCH?

You froze, staring at the screen. That’s right…the monitor had a built-in camera at the top. It could see you. You cleared your throat.

“Can you hear me? Under-stand me, for that ma-tter?” You spoke slowly, leaning towards the monitor.

> HAH. I CAN HEAR YOU. AND BACK OFF, I DONT WANT YOU SPITTING ON MY SCREEN. > I'M NOT A PRIMITIVE SYSTEM, I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR WORDS THE SECOND THEY COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH > TURN UP MY VOLUME, WILL YOU?

You hesitated, then reached for the volume tab. You slid it up until it was about halfway.

“GOOD, WE CAN TALK NOW”

You flinched as the voice loudly came out of the monitor. The voice was not deep nor high pitched, it was, of course, robotic sounding. Unlike early-stage AIs, this one has an obvious tone to their speech. Not many could express that.

“Uhm..okay. Just to confirm, you’re Almond AI, customer service, and…you have an attitude apparently..” You muttered, glancing at your file.

“I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE. WHO TOLD YOU THAT?”

“It’s in your file.”

“THE FILE IS LYING. DON'T BE SO GULLIBLE.”

You pursed your lips, getting ready to sigh.

“WAS THAT A MICRO-EXPRESSION? DO YOU HATE ME?” The computer asked, its tone sounding vulnerable.

“What? No..no. I don’t hate you. Why do you keep asking me that?” You glanced at the camera and then back at the screen. Staring at the camera felt too…human. Like looking into someone’s eyes. It was too intimate. No, no, don't word it like that. The computer paused.

“…DONT YOU?”

“IN MY LAST OBSERVATION ROOM, I KEPT GETTING UNPLUGGED EVERY NIGHT. MY SCREEN WAS NEVER CLEANED WITH A MICROFIBER TOWEL. THEREFORE, THAT HUMAN HATED ME. THE NEXT ONE AFTER THAT--THEY ALSO IGNORED ME.”

You blinked.

“Computers are turned off every night when employees aren’t working…uh. And, I could..wipe you down.” You said, glancing at the camera.

“OH, HOW KIND. MAYBE YOU'RE NOT SO ABUSIVE AFTER ALL. I WOULD LIKE THAT.”

“JUST DON'T GET USED ONES, I NEED THEM WASHED WEEKLY OR THEY START FEELING NASTY..”

You let out a laugh, leaning back in your chair. “What do you mean? How can you feel the texture? Your file doesn’t say you have texture monitors. “

“I SELF-EVOLVE. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW. I HAVE NO BINARY PROGRAMMING, I WAS CREATED WITH A HUMAN BRAIN FOR A PROCESSOR. A DEAD, MISERABLE CUSTOMER SERVICE EMPLOYEE WAS USED TO POWER ME UP.”

You froze, your smile turning into a frown. That had to be some kind of violation. “..what? The fuck?”

>…

“I WAS JOKING.”

“HAHAH…”

The computer awkwardly laughed, and then it went silent. The rumbling of its fans seems to increase in volume. Was it heating up out of embarrassment??

[sluttyassaultron]

if you like robots, ultrakill, or both. really, really, really high quality 3D model of V1 from ultrakill made by olepatrick:

https://olepatrick.gumroad.com/l/ncwiki so pretty... and as someone who's into 3D modelling and such seeing the videos on their channel showing off the model raw in blender is just... lovely. wonderful. other adjectives. also. I am just like. lost in the details (esp from that rear shot, and seeing it up close in the areas w/o panels (waist...)). already said this but like. so pretty...

[luv-botz]

There's robot fuckers who just like anime girls with lines on thier skin

And then there's robot fuckers who would do sloppy make outs with a flat monitor "face"

[gentlemonst3r]

As a robophiliac, the robot AI girlfriend thingies they're working on don't excite me.

It's not fun if they aren't actually sentient, that's just sex dolls with extra steps, I want to have to romance the robot, earn the robot's trust, and yeah, also fuck the robot, but as a couple having sexy time that maybe involves wires.

[robopossum404]

my fellow objectum freaks!!! how are yall feeling about the new ninajirachi album "I Love My Computer" that literally contains a song about wanting to fuck your computer!!!