#robot farts

[lityersesly]

Lavinia: We have cake but I haven’t had any but now I want some but my body refuses to get up

Lavinia: Like wtf I’m just stuck in this chair

Leo: The chair has infused itself with ur soul

Lavinia: I am now c h a i r

Meg: Metal crönch

Lityerses: How does one crönch metal?

Meg: Strong teeth

Leo: Dam no I’d break my teeth my dude

Lityerses: That wouldn’t be yummy anyway

Apollo: It’d taste like pennies. Not good

Leo: Bro how do you know what pennies taste like

Apollo: Have you smelled pennies?

Apollo: the scent alone is strong enough that you can feel it on ur taste buds

@the-void-you-screamed-at How did our conversation went from you wanting to eat cake to crönching metal to cursed robot farts 💀

[-igaveyouall]

why is Matt McGorry always doing the most 😭😩😍

[xkoifishteax]

Everyone stop exhausting and making exhaust jokes!!! Goddammit.

[aniamra]

Willow: I'm also pretty sure the fact that we still have to take shits is a human glitch but that's neither here nor there

MFB: hey robots poop too

MFB: we just poop aerosols and other industrial wastes that give you cancer

MFB: think about it

Willow: pffffft

MFB: a car is perpetually farting

Armaina: lol

MFB: an internal combustion engine is just one long, unbroken fart

[satanahs]

Ghost in the Shell

Is like Hajime Sorayama meets the Matrix. 

Ees putty good tho