#robot jokes

[wrongydkjquotes]

"YOU HAVE TO BE LAUNCHING A JOKE EXECUTABLE ON ME"

- binjpipe

(Source: WX-78 examining the Sealnado post-fight, Don't Starve)

[bowditch]

get u an autistic friend who understands u.

[punstars]

[quacksonlover]

ADRIAN IS AN ANDROID

IM SHOOKT 😱😱

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mythicsculptlore]

The holidays are upon us! You still have time to make someone say domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! Order by Dec. 19th to receive packages by Christmas.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/579678485/robot-necklace-sci-fi-jewelry-polymer?ref=shop_home_active_1

[nuclearbob]

My Human has no mouth, so how does he scream?

[zaftigpink]

[pointystrider-blog]

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Haha, I crack me up!