#rocco rambles

[starbamnk]

Grian: I just think— you have the most perfect face.

Mumbo: ...thanks—?

Grian pulls out his mace.

Grian: I need it.

Mumbo: Oh!

rare grumbo win in 2024???? thank the lawd 🙏🙏

[starbamnk]

thinking about academic rivals to lovers boat boys but its just. you know. etho being really smart and joel being all like "get a loadda this guy."

to the point where they're genuinely obsessed with eachother (under the guise of rivalry) to the point that their mutual friends are like "guh we should get them together or smth... or. mess with them >:3"

so their mutual friends (namely bdubs, impulse, pearl, grian, etc.) begin to do dumb things like leaving faux mocking love letters in Joel and Ethos's lockers' under the other's name, writing their names in eachother's notebooks surrounded by hearts, teasingly mentioning "oh, Etho/Joel has been talking about you" and things of the like

genuinely drives Etho and Joel crazy but they're also like "ohmygod hes been. talking about me—"

[starbamnk]

manic pixie dream girl

mapicc pixie dream girl

mapicc pixie dream mapicc

sent tweet

[starbamnk]

Thanks for the captions Joel I really couldn't tell 😭

[starbamnk]

hi what the fuck do you mean derapchu and pentar fucking pulled a "theres only one bed" trope in japan. hey guys dont do that... hi what

ALSO. "that'll do wonders for the fanfiction" hi mr minutetech put wattpad down

going insane why can't they be normal

[starbamnk]

prince zam wouldnt have missed

[starbamnk]

thinking hard about DND rn

and I'm not sure whether I want to make my character be

aromantic-and-tweaking-about-it™

infatuated-and-tweaking-about-it™

or

experiencing the most hopeless case of absolutely unrequited love ever (and, of course, tweaking about it)

[starbamnk]

the dreamsmp to hermitcraft to empiressmp to lifestealsmp pipeline is real and I have fallen victim