#crack shit

[snap-crackle-cunt]

yuna: if you weren't dating what were you doing for ten years

ilya: ...

shane: ilya shut up shut up shut up

ilya: your son was bouncing on it ma'am

shane: ilya i will strangle you with the armhole of your slutty tank top

david: oh that's exciting! that's wonderful shane!

ilya: it really is wonderful, thank you david

[inthemoodforblastt]

The concept of the Slytherin boys in the Marauders Era having a reality TV show like the Kardashians.. I can 100% imagine Mulciber n Avery being involved in this, maybe even Regulus

Regulus would be more like Rob Kardashian who don't want to be involved so remains in the shadows. Lucius would've been a perfect Kris.

[lonely-gay-fool]

making an American Demon Slayer Breathing Style, it’s called American Breathing, 50 forms, one for each State.

i will add more ontop this as i go, including lore.

i have 5 of them so far!

Form 1, Florida Man — Florida

Form 2, Kentucky Fried Shot — Kentucky

Form 3, YEE HAW — Texas

Form 4, Potato Farmer — Idaho

Form 5, Peachy Sea — Georgia

i take more requests for states and their names. these 5 states are unavailable (i’m basing the forms off general stereotypes of the states, im not very educated on this stuff so i am leaving up to you, my beautiful Gems, to give suggestions!)

[nananarc]

May I introduce you, ✨ Hastarion ✨, an OC created by fusing Halsin and Astarion. He's a polar bear vampire dilf with a dark past and an evil personality.

[maxdibert]

Now that we've opened the melon of a grandfather Snape and Spanish headcannons I must ask... Any idea on how would a Snape who is a grandfather AND Spanish would be?

To me he's the kind of old dude that goes and stares at the cultivated fields for hours with a frowned face and his cane, no matter the climate or time, never saying a word.

He also never goes to the town's bar and nobody invites him to play the petanca 😔 (he wouldn't go anyways).

Severus is from the north of Spain because there’s no way he could ever be Mediterranean, like, never in his damn life. I mean, he’s the anti-Mediterranean character and the anti-Mediterranean physique. For me, in my head, he’d be Basque because it’s such an industrialized territory. Of course, he’s retired to a house in the countryside, somewhere where no one can bother him in a village lost between Vitoria and Donosti, the fewer people the better, like 10 inhabitants. That way, he doesn’t have to speak to anyone, but he’d love to have a tavern to grab a few drinks every now and then. He pretends to be fed up with his grandchildren, but they’re the only ones he gives some money to so they can buy football stickers. His mixed heritage is clear because his first surname would be Spanish and the other Basque, so he would still be half blood. In this universe, Tobias is basically an immigrant who came to Euskadi from Vallecas and seduced an Eileen who came from a family with at least ten surnames of Basque ancestry, and who was a co-founder of the PNV (Basque Nationalist Party). It all makes perfect sense, and if you really know about Spanish sociopolitics, you’ll agree. If you don’t, then you don’t understand the politics of your country, and that’s why we’re doing so badly. End of story xDDDD

[mica-mics]

@graham-crackle help him dawg theyre sliming your boy

[starbamnk]

manic pixie dream girl

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sent tweet

[smilysstuff]

So I had this crazy idea from few months ago in a Discord dm and I just remembered I had these memes stuck in my gallery.

WHEN SARGINGTON