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(Ep: Sweet Baby James)
James: (lies about his career to his grandparents)
Butch: (pops in out of nowhere) LIAR!!!!
James: AAH!!! (drops to the floor, and crawls away like a monstrous Pokemon is after him, as everyone cracks up laughing) OH, ARCEUS!!
Butch: (leans on the windowsill to keep his balance) Hey, what’s up, guys?
May: Hey, Butch!
Max: What goes on, buddy?
Butch: (greets everyone, then kneels down by Mime Jr) Hi there, Mime Jr. (it talks to him in Pokespeak while laughing) Yeah, James is an awesome guy. Wait... JAMES!!! (rapidly crawls in his direction, off the set) Come here!
James: (still laughing) Leave me alone!
(Everyone watches Butch go, trying to catch their breath)
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(Ep: The Ole’ Berate and Switch)
Butch: Hey, kids! I mean, you confident young lads and lasses! It’s time to sign up for the Pok- *sticks his tongue out, and goes “ehhh”, then trills his tongue in the cone pointer, making the kids laugh*
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Butch: Hey, kids! I mean, you compe- *scoffs and bursts into laughter with the kids, doubling over for a moment* Sorry!
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Butch: I feel like a dork in this outfit. *the kids giggle* Glasses and a bow tie; I look like a nerd. *chuckles*
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Cassidy: Hey, Patch. Earth to Patch. Will you take this box like a gentleman?
Butch: The name is Butch, not Pa- *breaks out laughing* I’m sorry, that mask is so creepy!
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Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.
Butch: To extend my arm with a big, white glo- *bursts out laughing, and Jessie joins him* S-sorry; that line sounds so stupid!
Jessie: *laughs* That’s the point!
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Jessie: Cut! *accidentally kicks Butch for real, knocking him down to the floor* Oh! *laughs* I, I just kicked him for real! Are you okay, Butch? *tries to help him up* I can’t help you; I’m laughing too hard!
Butch: *sits up on his own, rubbing his chin with a smile* You’ve got a mean kick. *laughs with her*
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(Ep: Pikachu Re-Volts)
*Butch and James accidentally bonk their foreheads together, prompting laughter out of everyone; in another take, their noses collide*
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Butch: Let’s uh, try it more slowly; to avoid collision. Okay. *snickers, as he and James try to get in each other’s faces for a take, but they keep corpsing*
James: *when their noses are together, he gets into a laughing fit with Butch* I, I’m sorry, I can’t do this! *walks away, as Butch holds his stomach*
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James: Reach to the stars above!
Butch: Reach to the- d‘oh! *laughs* That’s not it!
James: *pumps his fists in the air* I win!
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James: Reach to the stars above! *starts to grin involuntarily*
Butch: Wrath to the- *smiles when James laughs*
James: S-sorry!
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James: Reach to the stars above!
Butch: Wrath to the stars above!
Meowth: (not even a half-second later) You fellas gonna kiss now?
*Butch and James burst into laughter, drawing away*
James: Thanks a lot, Meowth!
Butch: *is out of breath, as he runs a hand over his cheek* I, I think you spit on me!
James: Sorry!
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(Ep: Luvdisc is a Many Splendored Thing)
Misty: Yeah, we know who you are! Cassidy!
Tracey: And Buffy!
Butch: It’s not Buffy! It’s Butch, Butch, Bu- Woop! *slips while stomping his foot, and falls on his butt and back, making everyone laugh; he sits up, with one hand on his butt* Ow! *laughs with them*
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(Ep: The Search for the Legend)
Butch: I just told you it’s Biff, weren’t you-! *laughs* Sorry, let’s go again.
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Butch: I just told you, it’s Biff, weren’t you list-! *throws a goofy, playful tantrum, and cracks up harder*
Cassidy: *tries to catch her breath through laughter* He, he can’t remember his own name!
Butch: I’m lost.
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Ritchie: *starts giggling when he notices Butch’s mustache is horizontal, almost vertical* Butch, your, your mustache is c-crooked.
Butch: Hm? *looks down, and adjusts it* Thanks. *laughs with him*
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(Ep: Training Daze)
Butch: That does it, I am cheb- *laughs, with his forehead on the back of his hand* That wasn’t it!
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Butch: That does it, I am cheb- *cracks up* One more time!
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Butch: That does it, I am cheb- *scoffs and laughs, with his eyes squeezed shut, before glancing around* Why do I keep saying “cheb”?! Why?!
Producer: You tell us!
Butch: *hides his face in his hand, still laughing*
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Butch: That does it, I am cha-
James: *comes dashing in, then grabs and shakes his shoulders to scare the crap out of him* RAAAAH!!!!
Butch: *spazzes out in his seat, almost falling over, but face-desking* AAH!!! *laughs with Viper and the girls, staying down*
James: Haha! Revenge!
Cassidy: *tries to catch her breath* Back to the infirmary, young man!
James: Later! *playfully, and repeatedly slaps an unmoving Butch’s back, then runs off the set*
Butch: *looks behind his back with a devious smirk* One sec. *runs after him* James! Get back here! I’m not done with you!
*Viper and the girls are left on the set, trying to control themselves*
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Cassidy: Let’s do it, Butch!
Butch: It’s Biff, not-! *he, along with the rest, burst into laughter* No, Butch! It’s Butch! Sorry. *they return to their starting points*
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Cassidy: Let’s do it, Butch!
Butch: It’s bitch, not-! OOP!!! *claps his hands over his mouth with wide eyes, and everyone on set, backstage crew included, breaks out in roaring laughter*
Cassidy: *leans on the wall* He, he called himself a bitch! *laughs in her arm, pounding the wall*
Jessie: *holds her stomach, laughing with James and Meowth* I, I’m gonna be sick! *points at Butch* Potty-mouth!
Butch: *is on the floor, red-faced, with his hand on his forehead* I can’t breathe!
Meowth: *walks over to Butch* This is a kid’s show, you joik! *playfully punches his shoulder*
Butch: *hides his face in his elbow, crying with laughter*
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Cassidy: Let’s do it, Butch!
Butch: *pops up onscreen, already corpsing* It’s Butch, not- *scoffs and laughs* I, I got the giggles; I’m sorry.
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Butch: (in his mummy bandages, pulling down the ones over his nose and mouth) Can I have a scene like James, where I dramatically remove my bandages like everything’s good?
Producer: Sorry, no room in the timeline.
Butch: *chuckles, as Cassidy giggles* Ah, fine.
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Director: Okay, that’s a wrap for this scene!
Butch: We’re done here?
Director: Yep.
Butch: Awesome. *whips off his bandages like James* Let’s boogie!
*Everyone laughs, and applauds*
Cassidy: *laughs, as she claps* Nicely done there. Very nice.
Butch: *bows for everyone* Thank you, thank you.
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(Ep: Showdown at the Oak Corral)
Butch: *he and Cassidy roam the lab in their disguises, and he bumps into a tree, making everyone laugh; he lifts the top up, revealing his smile* I can’t see where I’m going in this thing. *chuckles*
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Tracey: Oh! I’ve heard of you guys. You guys are the other ones; you’re Cassidy, and you’re Biff.
Butch: *does face fault* Biff?! *ends up losing balance and falling to the ground, with everyone laughing, including Tracey calling him a klutz; he smiles, his elbow on the ground, and his cheek on his fist, before he bursts into giggles, with his forehead on his arm*
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(Ep: The Breeding Center Secret)
Butch: *sees the Sandshrew crawling out of the half cage (two parallel walls), revealing the CGI effects* Oh! No! Hey, come here! *laughs, as he crawls after it* Sandshrew, you gotta stay! It’s not a real cage, buddy!
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Butch: *waits for Todd’s camera flash to appear at the conveyor belt; he snickers when nothing happens, and glances at Cassidy and the crew at their side* One sec. *crawls on the belt, and sticks his head in the back room through the curtain at the belt* Hey.
Misty: *jumps* AAH! *bursts into laughter along with Ash, Brock, and Todd, with a hand over her heart*
Butch: *laughs* Where’s the camera flash I was supposed to see?
Misty: You, you gave me a heart attack!
Butch: My bad.
Todd: *wipes tears from his eyes* Sorry; the flash was off.
Butch: ‘Kay. *flinches, and yelps* Hey! Who did that? Someone just slapped my butt!
Cassidy: *laughs from the other room, as a cackling James escapes the set* James!
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Cassidy: And do you know why we're so popular? It's because we believe in love. We feel every Pokemon is lovable. We believe in Pokemon love power!
Duplica: *pops up in Butch's place* Love power! Yay!
Cassidy: Ya-! What the-? *turns to see a laughing Duplica running off set* What-what the- who-who was that?! *cracks up laughing* BUTCH!
Butch: *proudly walks in with an arm around Duplica, as they're dressed alike* Cassidy, everyone, meet my stand-in, and my niece Duplica.
Cassidy: YOUR-?! *laughs harder* Oh Arceus, Butch! I thought you turned into a little girl! *wipes tears of laughter away, holding Sandshrew*
(Ep: The Fortune Hunters)
*While filming the scenes with James in his Moltres outfit, no one can keep a straight face*
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Ash: And you tricked a lot of little kids into giving you their Pokemon.
Brock: How low can you guys go?
Cassidy: (with no hesitation whatsoever) Get a limbo stick, and let’s find out.
Butch: *snorts, and bursts into laughter, along with the twerps*
Cassidy: Off the cuff!
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(Ep: Sleight of Sand)
Cassidy: Hootch, after them!
Butch: Come on! That doesn’t ev-! *slips up, then does a silly little dance, pumping his hands up and down with “rock on” hand gestures* Cha-cha cha-cha cha. *everyone laughs with him, as he goofily bows*
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Jessie: Where’d you get that bucket of bolts?!
Butch: It’s actually a present from Prop-Prof- *trills his tongue, and snickers*
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Butch: It’s actually a present from Propeller Kimba. *bursts into laughter with the rest* I, I said propeller! *answers the phone when it rings*
Namba: *cracking a grin* IT’S NAMBA!!!
Butch: *laughs even harder, almost dropping the phone, and slowly falls to his knees*
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Butch: It’s actually a present from Professor Kimba. *waits when the phone doesn’t ring; he scoffs and laughs after a couple seconds* Kimba! Pick up the phone! *cracks up*
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Butch: It's actually a present from Prop- *throws a goofy, playful tantrum* Ack, gah, I did it again! *cracks up*
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Butch: It's actually a present from Prop- *smiles widely, trying not to laugh, as Cassidy tries to control herself; he then turns to the button used to raise or lower them from their contraption*
Cassidy: *laughs even harder when he lowers himself down* Wait-where are you going?! *goes down on her knees, wiping tears from her eyes*
Butch: I’m legally obligated to inform you that I took a karate lesson when I was 11. I’d be a regular ninja by now if my mom could’ve arranged a carpool.
James: Oh, yeah? Well, I’ve been taking Pilates class at the rec center, and my abs look like sections of a chocolate bar.
Butch: Oh, yeah? Won’t matter, you’re going down!
James: No, uh-uh, you’re going down!
Butch: If anybody’s going to go down, it’s going to be you!
Meowth: Fellas. It’s been thoity minutes; nobody’s touched each other.
Y’know, we know about Jessie and Cassidy’s fierce rivalry, mostly from “Training Daze”, and a brief scene in “ZigZag Zangoose”, and other Eps.
But I wish we’d learn more about Butch and James’ rivalry. It’s noticeably not as intense as the girls’; are they even rivals at all? Are they actually friends? I think some clarification is needed here.
