#rocketman incorrect quotes

[gingerpines]

Kidnapper: we have your child

Elton: No Zachary and Elijah are right here

Kidnapper: then who’s been singing Faith for 3 hours and asking if he can have oreos and fried chicken?

Elton: oh my god they have Taron

[incorrect-rocketman]

Richard: Hold up- raise your hand if you think Taron and i are in a relationship.

Everyone in the room: *raises their hand*

Richard: Taron, why the fuck is YOUR hand up

[taronsdevil]

Elton: hello, people who do not live here

Taron: hey

Richard: hi

Jamie: what's up?

Elton: you know, I gave you that spare key for emergencies only

Taron: we ran out of Oreos

[0blooming-villain0]

Richard: I regret getting you that blender for your birthday.

Taron: *sipping waffle* Why?

[ride-or-bi]

At Troubadour

Ray: Elton, come out already!

Elton: I'm gay!

Ray: Well...This is not what I meant but I still support you.

[incorrect-rocketman]

Elton: Hey, do you think i could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Bernie: Youre a hazard to society.

John: And a coward. Do twenty

[incorrect-rocketman]

Bernie: Hows it going, Elton?

Elton: I have this headache that comes and goes...

John, walks in: Hi Elton!

Elton: There it is again.

[gingerpines]

Elton: Five years ago today, I married my bestfriend.

Everyone: Aww

Elton: David’s still mad about it, but Bernie and I were drunk and we thought it would be funny.