When all your HS friends get suckered into pyramid scheme BS.
People like that: (cheery voice) Would you be interested in trying this skin balm it's made from fermented wombat womb with saged snail slime and for exfoliation pine cone bark. It's 100% NATURAL! 100% CRUELTY FREE! 100% VEGAN! 100% GLUTEN FREE!
Me: Nah fam, I'm good, I would rather get a piece of steel wool and hydrochloric acid to exfoliate my face than listen to one more second of this expensive ass pyramid scheme spiel.











