#rodentcore

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[v0idm0th]

I'm ratcore asf but like... The soft domestic kind. I wanna nap in your pocket, steal bites out of your sammie and stash away bobby pins I find on your floor.

[flimberjurbles]

my grandparents refer to eating outside of dedicated mealtimes as nibbling so I overhear conversations like

"I'm not hungry, I've been nibbling on things"

"what did you nibble on?"

"I've been nibbling" (unspecified)

it feels like I'm among mice

[softchaospoetry]

The Rodent Revolution: A Dramatic Documentary No One Asked For

Part I — The Battlefield

Their tiny, ruthless hearts beating strong, As fluff-filled tanks roll forth, unstoppable and wrong— In this bizarre battleground where sanity has fled, Where once stood furniture, now chaos reigns instead.

Even my hamster refuses to poop in the sand, And the mice have decided our cheese is too cheap to risk.

“Hamsters strike, united in disdain; Rodent revolution simmering, joining the dusty throng. Cheese critique echoes with ‘clickbait headline’ scorn— ‘Poverty of culinary options leaves us bored; Can’t they spring for gourmet? This rat race is a chore!’”

[flimberjurbles]

see the thing is I keep getting small snack pack bags of nuts but it's very rare that I want nuts so I think I'll stick it in my bag for later when I need a snack and don't particularly care what it is. I stick them in pockets I don't usually use so as to not fill my useful pockets with nuts. however I never seem to remember because I Don't Use Those Pockets. Fast forward several years and now I keep finding nuts in project bags and purses. I use the same backpack every day and I've found 3+ year old bags of nuts in pockets I never use. ???

[flimberjurbles]

gor so lost scurrying around trying to find my class that I accidentally ended up walking double my daily distance goal today #fitnessgoals #scamperer

[fourdirtypawsratboi]

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