THE SHIP THING FOR FORTBER
can’t stick to the grocery list: Evan
would be addicted to Netflix (and chill, if applicable): Alice would be and she would drag Evan with him, who would try to turn it into Netflix and chill
manages the joint account: Alice
is the better city driver and why: neither, they both do either broom travel or apparation and neither would get their license
walks around the house in their underwear: Evan
which one prefers to watch Game of Thrones and which one prefers the books: Evan prefers the show, Alice prefers neither (too violent for her), but would curl up against Evan and probably fall asleep on his shoulders while watching with him
has the higher alcohol tolerance: Evan for sure
instigates sex most often: Evan
likes having candles around the house: Alice
always misses the clothes hamper: Evan
gets the first gray hair: Evan and Alice laughs fondly when he tells her and then tells him he will look good with grey hair too
is more protective: both, just in different ways; they would go through fire for the other
prefers a quiet night in: Alice
likes to go on drives to nowhere in particular: neither
is in charge of the radio or playlist in the car (and what do they play)?: neither in the car, and when they are other places, they usually divide, once it’s Evan and other times it’s Alice, because they have really different tastes and don’t really like the other’s taste
reaches over to hold the other’s hand: Alice
is more likely to hog the bed: Evan with a smug face, and Alice would just laugh and lie on top of him
favors lazy morning sex: Alice
likes to drink their coffee or tea outside in the mornings: both of them, it’s just coffee for Evan and tea for Alice (all I can see is Alice visiting his family home and the two of them watching the sunrise together with their hot beverages under a blanket)
reads the paper or watches the news: Alice, and then tells Evan most of the things she read
feeds and takes care of the stray cat that hangs around the house (and pretty much makes it not a stray): both
chooses the color of paint for the walls: Alice would want to let Evan choose, Evan wouldn’t really care, so they choose together
comes home with the weirder work stories: Alice
takes long baths: they usually prefer showers, except when they take the bath together
has the full skin care routine: Alice
gives the other a massage when they seem tense: Evan (Alice would ask what she can do to help, and if that is a massage, then she would give it too)
prefers to kick back with a drink in the evenings: Evan
stays up too late reading: Alice
is the deep sleeper: neither