I love waking up to my radio as an alarm because it usually goes off in the middle of people talking rather than music and so I get like a tiny snippet before turning it off. And those little bits can be wild. Take this morning for example. I wake up to: "-- burying you alive. We can help." This commercial was talking about debt but my still asleep mind went straight to, 'but what if they're the ones that buried you alive? That's really illegal.' This has been a view inside my brain after waking up. I'm sorry.









