#roll intimidation

[jezebelgoldstone]

(overheard dnd session) DM: what do you say to your troops? Player: i... do this. (holds up his phone and starts playing a song) (everyone laughs hard enough that i can't tell what song it is) DM: your magical video phone? Player: my magical video phone, yes. (others finally quieting down) DM, as I'll Make a Man Out of You blares: ...roll intimidation

[threegoblinsandarobot]

NPC Badguy: Kneel!! Goblin Rogue: We're goblins, so we're already short enough. Goblin Cleric: Kneeling's against my religion. Goblin Barbarian: I got bad knees.