#roomba rambles

[littleroomba]

cinderphellas unite

[littleroomba]

the thing i love most about the dan howard story is that there was no specific reason that the lore was not dropped previously like at any point they could’ve been like “yeah a guy was ultra wasted and asked dan if he was dan howard” but instead it’s been a random easter egg for years

[littleroomba]

i keep seeing posts where people are like “they said they weren’t going to turn into a couples content channel /become romantic on camera but then look at [xyz content]”

babes what if i told you they weren’t lying… they’ve always been this way and it’s nothing new, they have already done some of the most devastatingly romantic looks and proclamations

[littleroomba]

i downloaded photoshop for this, terrible influences indeed

[littleroomba]

it’s genuinely so funny for dnp to say they’re in a situationship because they “never labeled it” when over the years they have created some of the most verbose descriptions for their dynamic like babes how many metaphors constitute a label

[littleroomba]

after finishing each hard launch episode

[littleroomba]

alright y’all phivorce season is officially over

[littleroomba]

i know we have heart eyes howell and love eyes lester but do we have a name for when heh & lel happen simultaneously? if not i would like to propose fond eyes phan (/phond eyes phan)