#roommate stuff

[cloud-wizard]

[kirksfattitties]

[dumbassacademia]

y’all my roommate just moved out lmao 

(don’t worry, she’s fine and we’re fine, she’s just moved to the floor above us and i helped her move and we’re still friends and everything and she’s not sick or in an unsafe situation or anything, she just moved) 

but anyway now i have a room to myself and i’m vibing

my dad and brother are gonna be in town this weekend so i’m gonna make them bring me my aloe plant, Edgar 

i have room for plants in my room now and i’m thrilled 

[wankstain-mcgee]

I learned an important lesson today, there's 2 asexual gangs.

1. The pro microwaving stupid shit gang

2. The anti microwaving stupid shit gang

[lawbutch]

I learned some concerning information from a mutual friend and it's obvious that my roommates need to break up and I want to confront them because I've never beat around a single bush in my entire life but it's halloween and we have friends staying with us this weekend so I feel like I have to let them have these last 4 days in denial

[strawberryavenue]

I'm starting a new thing where I just list weird stuff my roommate says

Today's is: "We're not going to keep watching if you keep complaining about his [a demon's] cut-off jean shorts."

[uzuuzuking]

climb into your own asshole

@thick-cheney

[manoncomics]

Should I be worried when my roommate says stuff like this?