#roommates meme

[fullmetal-angelgrace]

OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES

[roundpi]

My Persona 2 ship list (part 1/?)

Tatsu x Maya (One of my predictable ships. Neurodivergent icons.)

Anna x Yukino - When you have a date and your co-worker has a date.... and they were roommates.

Lisa x Noriko - my crackship. They bond over their broken hearts. They hate delinquents now. (Oh my God, they were roommates!) Lisa says Noriko is too clingy. My doctor says I'm low in iron, but I can appreciate good irony.

Yes, I wrote all this for the old roommates meme.

[muccaronee]

Roommates.

Lys by @gendertakahashi

m. mark by me.

Original.

[choochoomotherslagger]

Pro: Huge portable source of heat. Con: Enduring the constant noises of someone else's interface life.

okay but you could always do like.. a synthpop remix of those noises on frisky fridays at the club

... wait do you have frisky fridays

anyway when the weird ones come out and you need some extra cash

[saltedcaramelwriter]

[[ Roommates Meme ]] Natasha Romanov and Peggy Carter [ Because why the hell not?! ]

(Roommates Meme) Send me two names and I’ll say:

Who usually cooks meals: Natasha and Peggy share the chore equally but more often than not, they order in take-out or go out for dinner.Who wakes up first: Peggy, who has since learned to leave sleeping assassins alone until they’re good and ready to wake up by themselves. Who goes to bed first: Peggy but she nags Natasha to get some rest as she goes.Who invites guests over more often: Natasha invites Clint over the most often for movie nights.Does anyone do home repairs: They both give it a go until they realise they can’t fix it themselves. They then call a repairperson and promise to never tell Stark they had to ask for help.Who remembers to pay rent and utilities: Peggy largely takes responsibility for the money side of things, although Natasha remembers to pay her way too.Who goes out more: Both like to spend time at home when they’re not working. However Natasha gets called out to functions and parties as one of the Avengers more often than Peggy does.Who cleans around the house: They split the chores evenly.Who does the dishes: They wash their own dishes and take it in turns after joint meals.Who makes their bed: Peggy, every morning without fail. Natasha makes it sometimes but the majority of the time, she leaves her sheets all messed up and crumpled.Does anyone keep the other one up at night: Natasha sometimes insists on Peggy staying up until the small hours of the morning. They drink vodka and play cards and tell each other filthy jokes that would make most people blush.If they have pets, who is more responsible for them: Natasha inadvertently adopts the stray cats in the neighbourhood and leaves food out for them.Who takes out the trash: Again, they share this chore between them.Who takes more time in the bathroom: Peggy. Her hair and make up take time and she will not be rushed; not even by an angry ex-Russian assassin who needs to pee!Who usually does the shopping: Peggy. They keep a list on the fridge door. Most of Natasha’s items are junk food, vodka, and a token piece of fruit. Peggy fills in the rest with healthy eating with a couple of sweet treats.

Thank you shamelessuseofcharm for sending this in. It was fun :D

[crimealleysnapshots-archive-blog]

timsteph hello i have no shame

laughs omg but can i change it to Worst Roommates Tim and Steph because i can somehow imagine that being 10x better

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who the fuck put the peeps in the microwaveSteph. Definitely Steph. Jason probably helped. Tim had to clean up.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sexProbably Tim. He didn't want it in the first place and he forgets basic care things at the worst times. Their relationship is understandably strained.

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shitBoth of them. A lot.

who breaks the most phonesI'm honestly not sure on this one -- Steph might break them by accident but Tim's more likely to screech at it and throw it at the window, neglecting to notice that the window is open.

who dies firstNo shhhh. Hm. I would say Tim -- his body has sustained much more damage, much more often, than Steph's in their teens. He's short a spleen, which means that his immune system is compromised, and he may be meticulous with plans but he's reckless with his own well-being, moreso than Steph.

which one I could see as being lactose intolerantMy life has not been the same since the day I pictured Tim eating a cheeseburger and milkshake with Ives, and then being horribly sick on patrol, and everyone on the comms thought he was dying for a minute there. So, Tim.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’tSteph probably thinks she can sing.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bedTim's a kind of fidgety, mobile sleeper. I could see Steph getting sick of being elbowed or kneed or headbutted awake and just kind of shoving a foot in his side until he's not on the mattress anymore.

who uses the computer mostTim. Tim uses every computer most.