Anne: I can never give Jack shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”
Anne: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”




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Anne: I can never give Jack shit because I’m jealous of him. He looks at his life and says, “Sweet! This is perfect!”
Anne: I look at my life and say, “Welp. Time to get drunk.”
RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Please say yes-
Heracles: Do you think your family likes me?
Jack & Y/n: Our Family literally begged you to marry us
Anne, Adam and Eve can never let their freaky kid lose a chance to be with a green flag man-
"I needed a father, I needed a mother, I needed some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to god but the sky is empty."
-Sylvia Plath, from The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
Art credit: @nebula_dai
2nd Source: Jack The Ripper Case Files
RoR Incorrect quotes#103 Dark Side
Adam talking with the Mother's of the fighters about his experiences raising you
Adam: So once my boy's and I was having a lightsaber fight, My little girl comes up to me and goes-
Y/n(5): Hey daddy, I'm gonna have a lightsaber fight with you too but im Darth Vader! Adam: ...And I was like "Alright, You know...little weird you wanna be at the darkside at this age...CHOOSING evil at 5 is a little concerning to a parent"Whatever you want-
Adam: My little girl is holding this Red light saber TWICE the size of her body and she is psyched she is doing what her older brothers were doing with her dad, And were just yk going back an fourth-She cuts my leg off so im hopping in one leg...
Adam:-Then she cuts my arm that's holding the lightsaber, I drop the lightsaber-NOW SHE'S GETTING COCKY-...
The Mother's*Giggle at Adam's demonstration*
Adam: THEN SHE CUTS MY OTHER LEG OFF, AND I FALL BACK ON THE COUCH CUZ I DONT HAVE A CHOICE NOW I DONT HAVE ANY LEGS AND I SAID-"Oh sweetie~You won! You just beat daddy!~"...And in the most adorable voice you all can image she just goes...
Y/n(5):Not yet!~
Adam: AND PUT THE SHIT THROUGH MY THROAT AND CUT!*Doesnt knows whether to be proud or...scared*She said "You gotta get the throat! that's the most important part!"
Anne"Maybe Jack and Her are a matched-made in heaven after all..."
It may be past 12 am but I just made a discovery and this calls for an emergency. Brain cell 3, get the cameras. Brain cell 50, get the mic.
Everyone, welcome to The Pimon Theory: Episode 9.
Warnings: Spoilers for Chapter 29. Massive shoutout to u/The_Mexican_Poster on Reddit and Ragnarok Scanlations.
Let’s begin.