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[sugar-nagazaki]

𝓢humatsu 𝓝o 𝓥alkyrie | 𝓟link 𝓖ods - part ²

CW : 18+ MDNI; ALL THESE VIDEOS CONTAIN EXPLICIT VISUAL SEXUAL CONTENT. all of these are for fem!reader

English is not my first language, so there may be typos.

𝓑eelzebub

† Eyes glazed over the sway of her breasts

† He likes to smear makeup on his face

† Bee likes soft sex

† It's gonna be fun! You, Beelzebub and Tesla

† Stretching you so sweet

† Crushing him between her thighs and soft ass

𝓑uddha

† Tease him by rubbing your fat ass on him

† Sit on his lap and let him work his magic

† Keep your soft lips open and it will do the work

† He left you leaking all over

† He likes to lie on the grass while you work him with your mouth.

A Hiva

† He has some unusual positions

† Laying lazily as he watches your ass bounce on him

† Your perfect breasts

† Suffocating you with his balls

† He sticks his tongue in any of your holes

𝓟oseidon

† He grabs you from behind hard and mistreats your ass

† He will use you as he pleases

† Using your panties to muffle your moans

† Look into his eyes even if he fucks you from behind

† Violent ass shaking

𝓗ades

† Pulling your hair while he fucks you

† You can stay still and he will do all the work.

† Leaving you speechless

† Your ass is so soft, Hades can't help but hold it

† Spread your legs wide

𝓣hor

† Filled you up until you leaked

† Lean over the nearest surface and let him fuck you

† He is sooo big

† He likes to hold your hands while he fucks you from behind

† Ride him like your red stallion

Parar

† Passionate kisses on your pussy

† Going up and down on his dick

† Using both your holes

† Licking his ass

† Giving some affectionate touches and kisses

𝓩erofuku

† Sex with him is always sweet

† He is so sweet in sucking her pussy

† A handjob for your good boy

† He is sooo sweet

† He cums so fast when you fuck him

𝓐phrodite

† Move your hips

† She likes kisses and soft touches

† Aphrodite moans as much as you suck her

† Worshiping your breasts

† Lick her pussy and squeeze her tits

𝓑runhilde

† Fast fingers

† Big breasts are good for something

† Fingerfuck

† She's good at fucking you with her strap on

† Sweet cherry

It's over! I made part two because some of you liked the first one. I hope you liked it, I added Brunilde this time too, I'll post the Jojo chapter soon but I'm lazy. Kisses, little bats <3

[thehomophobe]

Where they like to be kissed 🥰 (RoR Edition)

Poseidon: Jaw, Cheek

Just like the other headcanons, he doesn't kiss often, nor does he like to be kissed. Everything he does is motivated; he always takes the initiative. Yet if you do beat him to the punch, kiss him—lightly—on the jawline or the cheek. He'll act like he's annoyed, but he secretly likes it.  Don't try to surprise him; you'll only end up with a disgusted/disgruntled expression. 

Hades: Neck, Jaw, Mouth

Hades loves it when you hide in the crook of his neck; the tiniest follicles of hair always stir a chuckle from him. Kisses on the neck are the best area of attack. Just picture it: you're sitting on his lap, thighs clutching his waist, whilst you pepper faint kisses around the carotid artery, pulsing with every beat of his heart. The same thing can be said for the jaw; it's close enough so it makes sense. However, the lips are a different story. If you're looking for maximum intimacy/foreplay for sex, go for the lips. Start light and quick, then deepen it later on. Trust me, you'll be under him soon enough. 

Thor: Arms, Forehead

Of course the arms because: muscles. I bet Thor believes there's some magic hinted at with every kiss on his biceps that fuels him more. You kickstart a burning fire in him, a reminder that he's got someone to fight for and return for. Yet, there's something about being kissed on the forehead that makes him feel truly comforted. The sweetness of being pulled into a hug after returning from Asgard, or Midgard, depending, and softly pecked on the forehead starts a warm hearth in his heart. Frigga had done similar, but that was when he was a boy. Such a warrior he grew up to be, and yet he felt like a child in your arms. He isn't complaining, actually; he wants you to do that more often. Hold him close, dear reader, and make sure you congratulate every conquest with a forehead kiss.

Beelzebub: Mouth, Nose

Kisses on the mouth express the highest point of passion. For your lips to fracture his ever-so slightly makes him feel the happiest he's ever been. There are times when he feels as though he's floating, his soul is on another plane of existence. When his conscience takes refuge in the void, your kisses bring him back to reality. He remembers now: he's here, in your arms, with your lips on his own. Beelzebub wished he could melt into your bones, forever and always. Whenever you kiss him on the nose, he feels...cute? Like he's some stray kitten or something. A little gasp escapes his lips whenever you do that; why does it tickle? He doesn't want to rub it because he doesn't want to make you feel bad, so he sits with the itchiness. 

Loki: Anywhere

I'm not joking. He's open to anything: Forehead, Cheek, Mouth, Chest, and below~. I don't think he has a preference; just having your kisses satiates him enough. He doesn't exactly have a high libido, but he is willing to go down on you if you kiss him enough. 

Buddha: Cheek, Mouth

I was gonna put "Anywhere" too, but I think he'll keeps this pretty simple. Cheek kisses are quick, but they're the best ones for him. Buddha doesn't mind sneaking a kiss on the cheek while trying to sneak a treat out of his lap; you're gonna have to be more clever than that, sweetheart. Kisses on the mouth are equally as good; any excuse to wipe off the sugary syrup on his lips is a must. Now that he can let it slide.

Heracles: Forehead, Cheek, Shoulder

Cheek kisses are the go-to, since the simplicity of them is perfect enough for Heracles. Forehead and shoulder kisses, however, are exchanged more often. Similar to Thor, there's nothing better than returning home to your partner after a few weeks. You know Heracles is a warrior; the battlefield may as well be a second home for him, yet you can't help but worry. Sometimes he's gone longer than he promised, often a month's worth. And you can't help but fidget with your hands, preventing yourself from biting them. But when he does return, all bloody and battered, every last tear of joy leaks from your eyes. You swore you couldn't hold any longer; sweet apologies try to soothe your worries down. A forehead kiss for the scar running across his face, and a few more on the shoulder just to heal those wounds. 

Hermes: Hands, Jaw

Similar to the previous headcanons, hands are the go-to. Labored, yet somehow soft; it's the satin gloves, girlie. Kisses on the hands express appreciation and gratitude, for he works too hard for such a demeanor he brings. Jaw kisses are more to soothe/comfort him. Like I said, this man works WAY TOO HARD. With exhaustion mixed with resentment, he needs a bit of charge. Hold him, whilst he tries his best to stay awake, and trace his jaw with kisses.

Ares: Jaw, Arms, Cheek

Come on guys...look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!! My guy has the Kronk jawline, you've gotta kiss it. Kiss his arms, massage them too; the mighty war god relishes in his strength and mind. Shower him with compliments too pwease 🥺. Kiss his cheek for apologies, both giving and accepting. Imagine this big man holding your legs just to kiss his cheek. 

Shiva: Arms, Mouth

Kiss his arms. All four of them. No I'm not joking. It sounds cliché, but trust me, he loves it. It's better to do it after a bout, more likely when he wins, and you'll get the cheeky fucking grin. Kiss his mouth if you want to initiate sex; he's a bit of a passionate lover, so he's all for your boldness. Just don't expect to be on top of him. 

Zerofuku: Cheek, Nose

Both kisses are the sweetest; he has the cutest blush whenever you surprise him. You remember playing with a little rabbit out in the woodlands, and he got jealous when you nuzzled the white ball of fluff. Could you imagine being jealous of a woodland creature? You did notice how fussy he was afterwards, so you decided to tease him the same. Eskimo kisses while lying on the grassy plains, stroking through his hair like rabbit fur; Zerofuku play-fought you to get off of him, but you knew he liked the attention. Anything to make his nose twitch. 

Apollo: Jaw, Mouth

A passionate lover who's all for your vigor. How bold of you to pursue him first before he even has the chance to plan his attack. Props to you, but you have to be quicker than that. He let you steal a kiss from his lips, but don't expect to win the next time. However, you can trace his jawline with those lips of yours, carefully outline the structure with an abundance of compliments to rouse him some more. Come on darling, it can't be that hard.

Susano'o: Mouth, Jaw, Neck

He's straightforward, so teasing isn't something he's into. If you want to say something, say it. If you want to show something, show it. Don't dawdle when it comes to love, Susano'o makes that clear. The mouth is the obvious choice, but if you're so bold to pleasure him, suck from his jawline down to his neck. Those hands will clammer your form in an instant. 

Lu Bu: Arms, Neck, Collarbone

Literally like I said from the previous headcanons. Since he's not familiar with affection, it took him some time to understand what he likes and dislikes. He likes it when you touch his arms; he knows his own strength, but he can't help but listen to your voice. He doesn't understand flirting, but there's something about kissing his clavicle just...does something to him. Like that feeling he gets when he's challenged. He doesn't understand why, but he urges you to do it more.

Sasaki: Cheek, Forehead

Oh there's nothing like feeling your lips on his skin. Savoring every delicate touch with a buzz of energy, he can't help but get all giddy. You swear, sometimes this man is a child, but you can't help falling in love all over again. Cheek kisses are his favorite, first only to the mouth, but he doesn't do those often. Kiss his forehead whenever he returns home from training; the hearth of a well-lit heart burns brighter with affection than any other fire. 

Jack The Ripper: Hands

How long has it been since he felt warmth? How long has it been since he truly saw that color? It's truly the greatest tragedy to feel hollow without a hole in your stomach. To die with nothing but the false altruistic feeling of love. To die alone. Jack truly believes he would live without love, for the man only saw the crudeness of society: greed, envy, lust, every sin committed in the world of the living. So when he landed in Valhalla, Jack couldn't believe he was walking amongst angels. Angels like you. Just by the touch of your hands, he refused to believe he made it. And when you kissed them, he achieved pure bliss. While it isn't his favorite, Jack cherished every last swirl of your color. He's probably matching the same tone whenever you kiss his palms. 

Raiden: Neck, Mouth, Collarbone

Go on, you can touch 'em. As if his muscles are gonna bite ya. Don't be shy, kiss that vein pulse across his neck. Rub him down, massage his muscles, cherish every part of him. See the bone, go ahead and give it a peck. He doesn't believe in it, but every kiss felt like magic to Raiden. All this talk about good luck and bad karma ain't really his thing, but your kisses do have this essence to them that boosts his confidence, maybe a little too much. But if you really want him so bad, get him in the mouth. 

Qin: Jaw, Mouth

My man has the softest lips. I know because I kissed them first. Qin is another straightforward guy, so the mouth is the obvious choice of attack. It's also his favorite too; tasting the sweetest of your lips is like honey to him. Qin loves to bask in your beauty, you on his lap—or him on yours—whilst he roams his hands around your body; the silk sheets swim like tidal waves. His lips are magnets to yours, constantly fluxing between your own. However—and you didn't hear it from me—his jaw is kinda sensitive. I recommend sucking along his jawline for submission.

Nikola: Hands, Nose

Since he loves kissing your hands, you might as well reciprocate. His metacarpals are quite sensitive; he isn't sure if his skin is just conducting electricity from your lips or his pituitary gland is firing nerve signals, but his hands start to tingle under your touch. Such contact ignites serotonin at rates higher than ever possible. You make him feel...feeble? No! Non! Nem! Nein! You make him feel loved. Ever-so loved. Hold his hands, watch them spark. Kiss his nose to make him blush; sometimes you'll catch it wiggle.

Leonidas: Neck, Chest, Arms

Fucking LOVES it when you kiss his arms. He takes pride in his strength, and there's nothing better than your kisses tracing his biceps. Bite them too; he relishes your affection greatly. Kiss his neck if you want to arouse him; also recommend pinching his nipple while you're at it. His neck is his Achilles' heel, but he'll never tell you that. And it is a MUST to kiss his chest. Bare-breasted or the peeking window between his Hawaiian shirt, you better kiss his pecs or else...i'll find you...

Okita: Nose, Cheek

When play fighting, it is important to strike your partner at the right position. If you want to take him down, attack on the nose. Okita will temporarily be stunned before you could push him down and defeat him. However, he keeps it guarded, so exchange cheek kisses before you find an opening. It ain't easily; one could only do so much to take the great swordsman down. You're lucky you're his weakness, he would never so such a vulnerable side to his peers. Be prepared to tickle him if necessary; he's ruthless.

Simo: Forehead, Nose

Tiny man = forehead kisses, unless you're shorter than him. Returning home to your arms whilst Kille's barging in for both of your love is the best moment of his day. I'm sorry, but just imagine cuddling together in bed with nothing but silence and the heat of your bodies, brushing his hair upward to kiss his forehead. So cute!!! However, if you do come along with him, frost-bitten winds are the perfect excuse to kiss his nose. Even with half of his face covered, still kiss it through the cotton. Your excuse may be flawed, but at least the thought counts.

Kintoki: Jaw, Collarbone, Mouth

Lazy cuddles are meant for sleepy kisses. And with Kintoki's haori slipping off his shoulder, it's perfect for tracing his collarbone with kisses. The demigod can live off of your touches; you could disturb his nap for all he cares. Every minute, every little peck made by you is cherished like golden coins. Go a little further up and you'll wake him up inside. Go even further and he's ready to go down on you. Teasing isn't too much his thing, but just stirring him with light pecks across his veins is enough. 

Nostradamus: Face

Petits bisous? For him? Go on ahead! Just being showered in your love is all that is enough; he could die again if he could. Nostradamus could use any excuse if it meant he'll be smooched by your lips. He'll even show you how to greet people with kisses; it's good manners, but it's also another excuse to get smooch. Whenever you meet, you must greet him with three kisses on the cheek, and a hug, and and compliment.

[tomo-knows-all]

LOOK AT THEM! WITNESS MY CHILDREN

I don’t wanna talk about how much I spent tho… 😬

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#178 Do I look like I give a f-?

Aphrodite*Seeing you eat a Mukbang worth of junk food with Buddha and Zerofuku*...Do you even know what's in that??

Y/n*Chewing happily and blankly stare at her, grabbing your toy voice modifier and saying in a deep brooding voice*KIMBERLY I WANT TO TAKE ONE GOOD LOOK AT MY FATASS AND TELL ME IF YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK-

Buddha*While you weren't paying attention he tried to steal on your nuggets but his hand was slapped*AAH-

Zerofuku*Who "stole" a sip of your soda but really seeing his cheeks looking a chipmunk full of food how you ever be mad-*Hehe

Buddha*Pouting at him knowing he may be your boyfriend but your not his favorite in the world*...favoritism

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Gods and Humans reaction to Tesla, Sasaki, Chen Gon, and Buddha with a Wife!Reader like Jessica Rabbit (She has a voluptuous body, speaks in a seductive, breathy voice, very calm, even in danger, brave, quick-witted and having a great singing voice, as she’s a very popular singer)

Despite this though, she’s very loyal and deeply in love with her beloved, who she likes to call her ‘Hunny Bunny’ or ‘Darling’

She also took Zerofuku in as her child, even calling him her ‘Baby Bunny’ and sings him songs to help him sleep or soothe him when he’s upset

She doesn’t care about the catcalls, stares or the lust in others eyes, as she’s only devoted to her love, and doesn’t care about how others think of her, even explaining “I’m not bad… I just look that way”

However a stupid, lecherous god tried to grope her, but before her Love could react, said God proceeded to scream in pain as his hand reveals to have been caught in a bear trap (The ladies could only laugh as even Shiva commented that was a cleaver ‘booby trap’)

-Wowza- that was one of the words that many used to describe you- you were drop dead gorgeous, stunning, sexy, and just so alluring looking that you had heads turning of all genders when you walked by.

-You were a well-known and very popular singer, able to charm anyone with your beautiful, luscious voice, and paired with your looks and sexy nature when you would perform, you had admirers all over Valhalla who would do anything to just be in the same room as you.

-The only downside… YOU WERE MARRIED!!!! It wasn’t fair- someone got to you first and you were completely loyal to your ‘Honey Bunny’ (Love).

-The same eyes that watched you with awe and desire glared daggers in his direction, as they couldn’t fathom that he was married to you, thinking he had tried some underhanded trick!

-While professional but still a little sexy with others, talking with your low breathy voice that seemed to have the spines of men melting, when (Love) came around, you were so open with your affections, rushing over in your heels, hugging him close and covering him with kisses, happy to see him.

-The only other person who would get your highly coveted affections was your adopted son, Zerofuku, whom you called Baby Bunny. He was drawn to you, being able to easily sense you were a good person and he loves your hugs, you were always so warm, and he would proudly wear the proof of your love, your lipstick marks all over his face.

-You were his safe space, he could easily relax when you would sing to him, and if he was ever in his Envy form, while being salty to everyone else, he could never be like that to you. He would accept your embrace and he could just feel his anger melting away.

-(Love) was very respectful of you, if the two of you were out and about together, you would be holding his arm and he would defend you if someone were to cat-call you, calling them out on their disrespectful behavior- you were a stunning beauty, not a dog to be called.

-There were some, those who were jealous of you, who would try to spread nasty rumors that you would use your body to get your way on things, or to seduce others, but those who actually knew you knew that this was the farthest from the truth.

-When Brunnhilde, a good friend of yours, asked you this after she pulled (Love) away to keep him from attacking someone, why you didn’t do more to defend yourself, you just smiled down at her, your eyes half closed, “They can say what they want, I know who I am. I’m not bad, I just look that way.”

-However, you did prove yourself that while you let the words roll off your back, you didn’t let anyone who wasn’t your husband, or your son touch you.

-A lecherous god had seen you and thinking you were an easy mark, he immediately came over, despite it being in broad daylight while you were surrounded by many of your friends and stuck his hand down your dress to cop a feel.

-You had frozen in shock, before a loud SNAP was heard and he howled loudly, pulling his hand out, a bear trap closed around his hand as he was screaming in pain.

-Your female friends all looked proud, giving you nods of approval while many of your male friends were a bit scared, a few asking things like, “Do women really have booby traps like that?”

-You turned with a smile as (Love) hugged you, his head on your chest as he pouted, “That’s for us to know, and for perverts like this to find out.”

-You were a dangerous woman, you had beauty, brains, and so much love for your family. You were truly a work of art.

[underthebodhi]

Record of Ragnarok - Round 6 : Buddha VS Zerofuku/Hajun

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!!

Y/n: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Zerofuku: We got spring water Y/n: NO. Buddha: with EXTRA minerals Zerofuku: it's like licking a stalagmite Y/n: DON'T COME HOME. Buddha: Mmmmm cave water

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Y/n: Buddha and I are having a baby. Zerofuku: That's gre- Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Y/n: What did you do with Hades's body? QSH: What didn’t I do with the body? Y/n: QSH: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to QSH Hades: Fine. Hades: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[rosylocust]

Misfortune Zerofuku: Uh...

Fortune Zerofuku:

Misfortune Zerofuku: Want a beer?

Bishamonten: HES NINE

Misfortune Zerofuku: I DONT KNOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?