Just like the other headcanons, he doesn't kiss often, nor does he like to be kissed. Everything he does is motivated; he always takes the initiative. Yet if you do beat him to the punch, kiss him—lightly—on the jawline or the cheek. He'll act like he's annoyed, but he secretly likes it. Don't try to surprise him; you'll only end up with a disgusted/disgruntled expression.
Hades: Neck, Jaw, Mouth
Hades loves it when you hide in the crook of his neck; the tiniest follicles of hair always stir a chuckle from him. Kisses on the neck are the best area of attack. Just picture it: you're sitting on his lap, thighs clutching his waist, whilst you pepper faint kisses around the carotid artery, pulsing with every beat of his heart. The same thing can be said for the jaw; it's close enough so it makes sense. However, the lips are a different story. If you're looking for maximum intimacy/foreplay for sex, go for the lips. Start light and quick, then deepen it later on. Trust me, you'll be under him soon enough.
Thor: Arms, Forehead
Of course the arms because: muscles. I bet Thor believes there's some magic hinted at with every kiss on his biceps that fuels him more. You kickstart a burning fire in him, a reminder that he's got someone to fight for and return for. Yet, there's something about being kissed on the forehead that makes him feel truly comforted. The sweetness of being pulled into a hug after returning from Asgard, or Midgard, depending, and softly pecked on the forehead starts a warm hearth in his heart. Frigga had done similar, but that was when he was a boy. Such a warrior he grew up to be, and yet he felt like a child in your arms. He isn't complaining, actually; he wants you to do that more often. Hold him close, dear reader, and make sure you congratulate every conquest with a forehead kiss.
Beelzebub: Mouth, Nose
Kisses on the mouth express the highest point of passion. For your lips to fracture his ever-so slightly makes him feel the happiest he's ever been. There are times when he feels as though he's floating, his soul is on another plane of existence. When his conscience takes refuge in the void, your kisses bring him back to reality. He remembers now: he's here, in your arms, with your lips on his own. Beelzebub wished he could melt into your bones, forever and always. Whenever you kiss him on the nose, he feels...cute? Like he's some stray kitten or something. A little gasp escapes his lips whenever you do that; why does it tickle? He doesn't want to rub it because he doesn't want to make you feel bad, so he sits with the itchiness.
Loki: Anywhere
I'm not joking. He's open to anything: Forehead, Cheek, Mouth, Chest, and below~. I don't think he has a preference; just having your kisses satiates him enough. He doesn't exactly have a high libido, but he is willing to go down on you if you kiss him enough.
Buddha: Cheek, Mouth
I was gonna put "Anywhere" too, but I think he'll keeps this pretty simple. Cheek kisses are quick, but they're the best ones for him. Buddha doesn't mind sneaking a kiss on the cheek while trying to sneak a treat out of his lap; you're gonna have to be more clever than that, sweetheart. Kisses on the mouth are equally as good; any excuse to wipe off the sugary syrup on his lips is a must. Now that he can let it slide.
Heracles: Forehead, Cheek, Shoulder
Cheek kisses are the go-to, since the simplicity of them is perfect enough for Heracles. Forehead and shoulder kisses, however, are exchanged more often. Similar to Thor, there's nothing better than returning home to your partner after a few weeks. You know Heracles is a warrior; the battlefield may as well be a second home for him, yet you can't help but worry. Sometimes he's gone longer than he promised, often a month's worth. And you can't help but fidget with your hands, preventing yourself from biting them. But when he does return, all bloody and battered, every last tear of joy leaks from your eyes. You swore you couldn't hold any longer; sweet apologies try to soothe your worries down. A forehead kiss for the scar running across his face, and a few more on the shoulder just to heal those wounds.
Hermes: Hands, Jaw
Similar to the previous headcanons, hands are the go-to. Labored, yet somehow soft; it's the satin gloves, girlie. Kisses on the hands express appreciation and gratitude, for he works too hard for such a demeanor he brings. Jaw kisses are more to soothe/comfort him. Like I said, this man works WAY TOO HARD. With exhaustion mixed with resentment, he needs a bit of charge. Hold him, whilst he tries his best to stay awake, and trace his jaw with kisses.
Ares: Jaw, Arms, Cheek
Come on guys...look at him. LOOK AT HIM!!! My guy has the Kronk jawline, you've gotta kiss it. Kiss his arms, massage them too; the mighty war god relishes in his strength and mind. Shower him with compliments too pwease 🥺. Kiss his cheek for apologies, both giving and accepting. Imagine this big man holding your legs just to kiss his cheek.
Shiva: Arms, Mouth
Kiss his arms. All four of them. No I'm not joking. It sounds cliché, but trust me, he loves it. It's better to do it after a bout, more likely when he wins, and you'll get the cheeky fucking grin. Kiss his mouth if you want to initiate sex; he's a bit of a passionate lover, so he's all for your boldness. Just don't expect to be on top of him.
Zerofuku: Cheek, Nose
Both kisses are the sweetest; he has the cutest blush whenever you surprise him. You remember playing with a little rabbit out in the woodlands, and he got jealous when you nuzzled the white ball of fluff. Could you imagine being jealous of a woodland creature? You did notice how fussy he was afterwards, so you decided to tease him the same. Eskimo kisses while lying on the grassy plains, stroking through his hair like rabbit fur; Zerofuku play-fought you to get off of him, but you knew he liked the attention. Anything to make his nose twitch.
Apollo: Jaw, Mouth
A passionate lover who's all for your vigor. How bold of you to pursue him first before he even has the chance to plan his attack. Props to you, but you have to be quicker than that. He let you steal a kiss from his lips, but don't expect to win the next time. However, you can trace his jawline with those lips of yours, carefully outline the structure with an abundance of compliments to rouse him some more. Come on darling, it can't be that hard.
Susano'o: Mouth, Jaw, Neck
He's straightforward, so teasing isn't something he's into. If you want to say something, say it. If you want to show something, show it. Don't dawdle when it comes to love, Susano'o makes that clear. The mouth is the obvious choice, but if you're so bold to pleasure him, suck from his jawline down to his neck. Those hands will clammer your form in an instant.
Lu Bu: Arms, Neck, Collarbone
Literally like I said from the previous headcanons. Since he's not familiar with affection, it took him some time to understand what he likes and dislikes. He likes it when you touch his arms; he knows his own strength, but he can't help but listen to your voice. He doesn't understand flirting, but there's something about kissing his clavicle just...does something to him. Like that feeling he gets when he's challenged. He doesn't understand why, but he urges you to do it more.
Sasaki: Cheek, Forehead
Oh there's nothing like feeling your lips on his skin. Savoring every delicate touch with a buzz of energy, he can't help but get all giddy. You swear, sometimes this man is a child, but you can't help falling in love all over again. Cheek kisses are his favorite, first only to the mouth, but he doesn't do those often. Kiss his forehead whenever he returns home from training; the hearth of a well-lit heart burns brighter with affection than any other fire.
Jack The Ripper: Hands
How long has it been since he felt warmth? How long has it been since he truly saw that color? It's truly the greatest tragedy to feel hollow without a hole in your stomach. To die with nothing but the false altruistic feeling of love. To die alone. Jack truly believes he would live without love, for the man only saw the crudeness of society: greed, envy, lust, every sin committed in the world of the living. So when he landed in Valhalla, Jack couldn't believe he was walking amongst angels. Angels like you. Just by the touch of your hands, he refused to believe he made it. And when you kissed them, he achieved pure bliss. While it isn't his favorite, Jack cherished every last swirl of your color. He's probably matching the same tone whenever you kiss his palms.
Raiden: Neck, Mouth, Collarbone
Go on, you can touch 'em. As if his muscles are gonna bite ya. Don't be shy, kiss that vein pulse across his neck. Rub him down, massage his muscles, cherish every part of him. See the bone, go ahead and give it a peck. He doesn't believe in it, but every kiss felt like magic to Raiden. All this talk about good luck and bad karma ain't really his thing, but your kisses do have this essence to them that boosts his confidence, maybe a little too much. But if you really want him so bad, get him in the mouth.
Qin: Jaw, Mouth
My man has the softest lips. I know because I kissed them first. Qin is another straightforward guy, so the mouth is the obvious choice of attack. It's also his favorite too; tasting the sweetest of your lips is like honey to him. Qin loves to bask in your beauty, you on his lap—or him on yours—whilst he roams his hands around your body; the silk sheets swim like tidal waves. His lips are magnets to yours, constantly fluxing between your own. However—and you didn't hear it from me—his jaw is kinda sensitive. I recommend sucking along his jawline for submission.
Nikola: Hands, Nose
Since he loves kissing your hands, you might as well reciprocate. His metacarpals are quite sensitive; he isn't sure if his skin is just conducting electricity from your lips or his pituitary gland is firing nerve signals, but his hands start to tingle under your touch. Such contact ignites serotonin at rates higher than ever possible. You make him feel...feeble? No! Non! Nem! Nein! You make him feel loved. Ever-so loved. Hold his hands, watch them spark. Kiss his nose to make him blush; sometimes you'll catch it wiggle.
Leonidas: Neck, Chest, Arms
Fucking LOVES it when you kiss his arms. He takes pride in his strength, and there's nothing better than your kisses tracing his biceps. Bite them too; he relishes your affection greatly. Kiss his neck if you want to arouse him; also recommend pinching his nipple while you're at it. His neck is his Achilles' heel, but he'll never tell you that. And it is a MUST to kiss his chest. Bare-breasted or the peeking window between his Hawaiian shirt, you better kiss his pecs or else...i'll find you...
Okita: Nose, Cheek
When play fighting, it is important to strike your partner at the right position. If you want to take him down, attack on the nose. Okita will temporarily be stunned before you could push him down and defeat him. However, he keeps it guarded, so exchange cheek kisses before you find an opening. It ain't easily; one could only do so much to take the great swordsman down. You're lucky you're his weakness, he would never so such a vulnerable side to his peers. Be prepared to tickle him if necessary; he's ruthless.
Simo: Forehead, Nose
Tiny man = forehead kisses, unless you're shorter than him. Returning home to your arms whilst Kille's barging in for both of your love is the best moment of his day. I'm sorry, but just imagine cuddling together in bed with nothing but silence and the heat of your bodies, brushing his hair upward to kiss his forehead. So cute!!! However, if you do come along with him, frost-bitten winds are the perfect excuse to kiss his nose. Even with half of his face covered, still kiss it through the cotton. Your excuse may be flawed, but at least the thought counts.
Kintoki: Jaw, Collarbone, Mouth
Lazy cuddles are meant for sleepy kisses. And with Kintoki's haori slipping off his shoulder, it's perfect for tracing his collarbone with kisses. The demigod can live off of your touches; you could disturb his nap for all he cares. Every minute, every little peck made by you is cherished like golden coins. Go a little further up and you'll wake him up inside. Go even further and he's ready to go down on you. Teasing isn't too much his thing, but just stirring him with light pecks across his veins is enough.
Nostradamus: Face
Petits bisous? For him? Go on ahead! Just being showered in your love is all that is enough; he could die again if he could. Nostradamus could use any excuse if it meant he'll be smooched by your lips. He'll even show you how to greet people with kisses; it's good manners, but it's also another excuse to get smooch. Whenever you meet, you must greet him with three kisses on the cheek, and a hug, and and compliment.
Babe, i’m a big fan of your writings i wonder if I can ask for poseidon, hades, leonidas, shiva, buddha, apollo and loki with reader who likes being degraded and praised at the same time in and out of bedroom, id ur uncomfy it’s fine u don’t have to write it or if you’re busy i can waittt
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ Talking Both Way
Fandom: Record of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie
Characters: Poseidon, Hades, Leonidas, Buddha, Apollo, Loki and Aphrodite
Note/TW: I was having difficulty writing for Shiva so I decided not to and added a different character who doesn't get written for often, Aphrodite. 18+ NSFW Minors do not interact, degrade kink, praise kink, AFAB reader, manhandling, not proofread/bad English, WLW (Aphrodite), pussy eating, oral, spitting and biting, mentions of creampieing
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Poseidon
Praise
Oh, boy, getting this man to talk good about anyone is rare, although a little less for certain people he actually prefers: you. Someone worthy of praise for a real god, they only come once in a lifetime. You better be grateful for it, he can easily overpower you.
Poseidon, who has the sweetest smile that he gives to legitimately no one. Once in a millennia he'll share it. Although, when he finds himself giving you a treat, with his face down your legs and licking at the lips between your legs... He can say some of sweetest comments. Good for you, being able to calm the ocean, although its actually a little scary seeing him like this.
"mmm... My love..." His voice is deep and muffled, treating you well as you lay back with his legs gripping your propped up legs. "Keep still... This is good..."
Degrade
He's so much better at being mean. That's straight facts. He'll have you manhandled and thrown around his fingers, moving you how and where he wants. He'll decide what you're allowed to wear and do.
Poseidon, who'll flat out tell you to shut up and pull at your hair, telling you to cum when he's satisfied. Good luck with that, he's rarely satisfied, but he'll make an exception for you, it's not like he lets just anyone sleep with him.
"Quiet." His words are sharp as you feel him pounding into you from behind with tears falling down your eyes as he pulls back on your hair, "Filth like you doesn't deserve to cry." He'll put you in your place and get you down whining like a dog.
His preference: Degrade
Hades
Praise
Hades, who often has some words of admiration for you. Whenever he walks into the same room as you, he likes to give you a compliment or two with a kiss to the forehead or lips.
He's always whispering in your ears, with his hips moving slowly, how good you're taking him. He'll start to mutter out some other things, how happy he is and how his dream is to have a small family with you. He's helping you throughout, making sure you're not uncomfortable.
"You're doing so well, dear.. taking me... I promise, just a little while longer.." His voice is warm against your ear, as he begins to kiss your neck with a slow press of his lips. Just a little while longer, he said... Although, he didn't last long before he needed to go another round, creampieing you.
Degrade
Hades, whose never mean with you... that was his original philosophy. Although, every once in a while, someone will act out of line— bratty, and he'll put them in their place. He'll fix your attitude, just leave it to him.
He's got you thrown over his thigh. Yelling and begging to be treated better than... This! He's talking to you like a child, treating you like one. He's ignoring your words and hissy fit, continuing to do his work.
"Quiet, dear. I asked you to cooperate.." He's got an arm over your waist as you lay over his lap, his other hand continuing to write out the papers on his desk. "I'll talk to you when you calm down." Well, his terms of being mean are making you surrender and calm down. If it doesn't get any better by an hour than he's making you face a wall next. He's not feeding into your yelling unless you tell him what's wrong so he can solve it properly without having to feel like he's fighting you without reason. There's no good treatment from being mad. he'll straighten you
His preference: Praise (don't even try to get him to degrade you)
Leonidas
Praise
Its not common to hear him say many nice things, even to his own Spartans. He's the type of guy to say nothing at all or put someone in their place for their bullshit. Although, every once in a while he can be occasionally nice; if his book had a good ending and the Spartan cheese was on top.
Leonidas, when he has some things to say, you better take it to your grave! He doesn't share nice words for just anyone, you gotta earn it. When you prove to him how much you deserve his praise, than he'll reward you.
"Good girl... Taking my cock so well.. Perfect for the Spartan King." He smoking up some words for you after he had his cock down your throat, looking down at your face covered in his cum. "Careful. Don't start dropping any of it. I don't want to feel disappointed.. You've been doing so good."
Degrade
Leonidas, whose all about trust and not surrendering to anyone: that's just as equal to you. He'll make sure to treat you well, but don't forget whose dominant in this relationship. He can easily let you take the lead, but if he notices you've been trying to lose interest and pull away from him... Oh. Oh! He's not having it, abuslotely will put you in your place about your bullshit.
Leonidas, who'll practically put you in positions of exercise; working and proving that you've been training. Your legs around him waist, shaking with your toes curled. He's got your arms held in one of his own, above your head. You're forced the smell the cigarette he blows in your face, making you cough up.
"oh, shut it.." He's talking, with his free hand moving to your collarbone and neck slowly, but not grabbing at you... His touch is enough to warn you, giving a sign to keep going and not disappoint. "You've been getting lazy... I can't have that.. Now put your legs on my shoulders and I'll show you the real tricks up my sleeves."
His preference: secretly praise
Buddha
Praise
Buddha, who will praise you through simple teasing. He'll poke at your side and jab at little things you do, but talks about it positively. Its confusing on whether he's trying to make you annoyed or blush, either way your face is turning out red.
Buddha, who will hold you against his body with his hands slowly moving down until he's able to get one of his hands down your panties to touch you. He'll lick up the sticky nectar, you made, off his fingers with such a satisfied voice.
"Oh, you taste so good .. who knew I could get you so riled up, like this.." His words are abuslotely messing with your head, all while he seems to look bored. No, no, no he's finding this so fun and amusing, hoping he can do this again in the future.
Degrade
He finds it abuslotely childish to talk down on others. Why should he decide on anyone's happiness? He doesn't. No, he will not degrade you... Well, unless you ask, nicely. If it makes you happy, he'll question it but definitely do it.
He's biting and spitting on your body, hearing you practically gag at how disgusting it was. Too bad, this was what you asked for.
"Stay still." he's grabbing your legs and pulling you back to him before you would even try to crawl away from his tongue down your pussy. A sudden bite came to your leg as he began to slap your pussy, making you weak and wet. "I told you to stop moving, but nooooO, you want to make it difficult. Well than, act like that. I don't care, but I'm going to enjoy myself before you ever get a chance to finish."
His preference: Praise
Apollo
Praise
Apollo, who knows he gets enough praise and admiration from all the other gods, nymphs, servants and so many other species; That's why when he gets a chance to say anything good about you, it's instantly charming your heart and making you melt. He's got a special place to share the praise with you.
Apollo, who knows how to make you smile so quickly with just a few pet names or whispers along your ear... As much as you want to hide it and play off angry, he knows he's got you playing around his fingers.
His favorite things to do when your intimate is move up your body, with his lips kissing different parts as he's whispering different things he likes about you: One slow kiss to your hip, "Oh, those eyes... They know how to charm me.." One kiss to your belly, "... Your little attitude you get with me.." Another one between your cleavage. "How much you do for me... Always so helpful.."
Degrade
Its not often when he's starting to throw some mean words around you. He prefers to tell you how much he appreciates you.. Although, every once in awhile, you guys will get into a little playful fighting and he's got you thrown around his fingers in a different way
Apollo, who has words of poetry and can turn the tables so fast with how mean he is, when he wants to be. Its so easy to forget how easily he can manipulate your mind, keep you wanting more from him and begging for his hands to touch you after how mean you've been to him.
"Oh, now you want something from me? This is coming from the same person who pushed me away... All I did was call you cute for dressing up for me... Couldn't handle it, are you sure you can handle this?" He's pushing your limits while he's got his fingers touching your g-spot, pumping into your pussy as your words become slurred, whining for his dick down you instead. "I thought you told me to leave you alone~? How ugly you've become... I'm not sure I want to clean that mouth of yours just yet, though."
His preference: Praise
Loki
Praise
Loki, whose terms of praise is endless fun and teasing, laughing at stuff he makes up on the spot just so you can smile at his dumb crap. Its so easy for him to make something small and boring seem funnier.
He'll have you sitting on his lap or face, having you move your hips as he satisfies both you of guys. A few pinches to your sides to keep going but it's fine... He just needs to be quicker so he can show you a new and different prank he wants to do.
"..mm~ Right there.." He reminds you, noticing how you're trying to get lazy on him. "No, no. Don't stop, keep going, you're doing good .. I'll reward you afterwards if you finish quickly ~!"
Degrade
Its not very different here, except instead of trying to make you laugh, it's more towards making himself giggle as he's got you crying. He can be very sadistic. Poking at things that bother you, and make them much worse. Honestly, to him it's easy to get you where it hurts and extract it.
Loki, who'll have you in positions that's making your body ache, all so he can pleasure himself and his twisted mind. He's giggling and telling you to just take it; after all, you've made it this far with him, why not test the limits?
"oh, cmon~" He's cooing at you with a smile that's not easy to look at. Continuing to pinch your already aching nipples while you lay there in pain. ".. it'll be easier if you hurry this up... Now, let me see that smile~! That's my good little whore.." He's got you moving like a contortionist.
His preference: Both
Aphrodite
Praise
Aphrodite, who abuslotely adores you, and is often finding you charming. She'll say the sweetest things, that can seem to have two meanings to them. Nonetheless, she proves through her words that she finds you absolutely gorgeous.
You both can be foolish around together and teasing, as long as your putting in effort to keep her feeling good, than she'll give the same equal treatment.
"oh, my~" She's watching her fingers slip against your lips intimately, the way your body falls at a small touch. She's abuslotely intrigued and amused, noticing the way you become weak to your knees for her. "Darling, your abuslotely wet. I'm flattered... I hope you're not planning to cum already .." She's giggling, finding your movements cute.
Degrade
You'd have to ask her to badmouth you, because getting her angry or disappointed is very different. She'd literally throw her hands at someone if she was pissed off... Nonetheless, she found your request funny. Endearing. At first, she just laughed it off and you took that as a no...
Although, next thing you know, she's crawling on your body and eating your pussy, all while commanding and spitting at you; mocking your request.
"..how disgusting of you... I thought you were better than this.. than you go and request that..." She's starting to manipulate your mind, her eyes sharp and difficult to look at as she bites at your thighs, a little harder than you thought she would. "... You're no better than the humans who trash on the world... I give you so much praise and you ask me to badmouth and step on you..? Maybe that's what you deserve." She becomes a very different woman. Are you sure you want her to do this again?
Heyo!! Could I please request a child platonic reader who's job is to log the times and events of the ragnarok battles? They get to run around and interview the fighters and so they end up making a lot of friends.
Thank you for feeding the random with your works btw! Keep cooking 💪💪💪
That's such a goated idea SO OF COURSE I CAN!!😛 Thanks for the love and support!!🤭🤭💞 Hopefully I brought justice to your request 🥹
Platonic!Child!reader whose job it is to log the times and events of the ragnarok battles!
Warnings: Spoilers for season 3!!
Everyone in Valhalla knew of you, you were the one logging the times and events of the ragnarok after all, and they'd always hear about one of the fighters talking on your little interviews you held before all of the fights.
You gave them questions and they'd reply as best they could. It was one of the ways some of the fighters would try and get on the public's good side, OR they'd use it to brag and boost their own egos. And some of the more serious and stoic fighters would rarely even say anything on the interviews all together.
One of Your favourites you got to interview was Adam because he was so nice to you! He answered every question so quickly and he thought you were super cute. He didn't know a child would be here doing all of these things but he admired the hard work and dedication you put in and he told you to stay safe. it had everyone cheering him on in the fight!.
You were pretty scared while interviewing thor, but you slowly warmed up towards the giant. He answered only a few of the questions you asked, which was fine. You weren't actually expecting him to answer any of them at all, so you were very happy with the answers you received! He was very chill about the whole thing as well which put you at ease. He respected the work you did, tracking everything and making sure the broadcasting channels were working perfectly the entire time!
One of the scariest gods you had tried to interview was Beelzebub and Poseidon. You were TERRIFIED of them both. When you first held your mic (whilst shaking like a tree branch about to snap at any moment) and asked lord Beelzebub about how he was feeling and if he was excited about the fight. He looked down at you, you felt like a rabbit Infront of a gian wolf about to rip you apart..
Luckily he didn't! Lord Beelzebub was quite strange whilst giving his answers to your questions but nonetheless it was actually quite nice interviewing him.
Poseidon was scary. You knew he didn't want a stupid interview so you were extra cautious while asking him. To your surprise, he actually did it! You were very happy but also still scared as hell. It was pretty easy asking him the questions though!
The ones that annoyed you the most though were Apollo,Loki, and Leonidas. You sighed when it was their turns to be interviewed. They barely talked about or answer the questions. Like only one at max. They talked about themselves much more.
Apollo talked about the beauty in the fights and that he was excited but then he just started talking about his own beauty and that once he won he'd be hanging out with his nymphs, also bragging about his achievements?? Not the time twin please for the love of Tartarus just answer THE FUCKING QUESTIONS.
Loki was trying to pull shit whilst answering the questions with a barely listenable voice. He was cocky the entire time and you could not interview him for more than ten minutes before Thor was told to quickly pull him away because he was just embarrassing himself the entire time💔
Leonidas was just talking about how much he hated Apollo and that he was excited to beat his ass. Sigh..Ahem..anyways. he was getting hyped up by his men the entire time btw. This mf.
Qin was very nice!. Sure he was very prideful but after he finished the questions, and the broadcasts stopped, he was very kind towards you. He'd pat your head and praise you for your work, he was amazed that such a young child could do all of this so professionally! when he entered the arena you actually felt scared for him and didn't want him to compete. Luckily he didn't die! Although you were still very sad about hades.
But as I said before, interviewing the fighters wasn't the only thing you did! You'd log the time that the opponent died and how long the battle took. Just to list a few
Lubu vs thor: 16 minutes and 28 seconds
Adam vs zeus: 7 minutes and 13 seconds
Qin shi Huang vs hades: six days
You had everything about the fights logged down aswell! You had a MASSIVE book full of all of the info about the fights, what abilities the fighters had and how they used them, their tactics and what you thought their thought processes were.
You were a very smart child that everyone couldn't help but cheer for!
Alot of the fighters you talked to had become friends with you due to how smart and quick you were.
Everyone may have been divided even more because of the Ragnarok but there was one thing they could all agree on, and that was their love for you!
Ror men with s/o who never gets angry, but finally lashes out.
Requested Characters: Loki, Poseidon, Hermes and Shiva.
Warnings: Mentions of injuries (not towards reader).
Notes: I have yet to crash out, and hopefully never.
Scenario:
"RoR gods with a Male! Lover that never gets angry like you can pour a whole bucket on water on him and he'd still be calm until he broke and lashed out?"
Loki
It's no surprise the Norse god is infamous for his pranks. Harmful or not.
So having a lover like you, someone who doesn't get angry easily, or at all, almost put him on edge.
To be specific, the edge of excitement to a degree. Whether it be hiding your stuff, shape-shifting or jumpscares, you remain unfazed.
He soon realized that his pranks have no affect on you, and his pranks had stopped.
Until the incident:
"Loki, have you seen my basket? It had all my freshly picked ingredients that I was planning to use for tonight." , your lover turned to you and shook his head. A simple, "Nah.", escaped his lips.
The sounds of chewing had been heard from the dining room in the palace. Odin's birds had decided to take it upon themselves to feast on your delicacies that you've worked hard to grow.
"You little-"
Nothing could have prepared Loki for his ears to hear the words come out of your mouth. His lover, always calm and collected, is now berating and screaming to the bird duo. It was a sight to see. Thrilling, but terrifying.
Since that day, he has gained a newfound respect and love for you.
He is also grateful that, so far, he hasn't been a recipient of your anger.
But enjoys the thought of you berating everyone else.
Poseidon
The two of you go hand in hand. However, you are more tolerant compared to him by a longshot.
He thinks your tolerance will be your downfall, as many have tried to push you over or take advantage of you.
However, you still manage to stand your ground, calm and collected.
He thinks your behaviour is what many should strive for, someone who holds themselves without falter.
But even the toughest wall can break with a little more effort:
Poseidon strides through the halls, head high and posture straight. He pays no mind with those who cower before him and the silence that fills the air. All he is thinking about is to get to you.
He is abruptly stopped as he witnesses a man thrown across the room, crashing into the wall with many injuries. He turns to see the culprit and finds you. Heavens, you look...enraged.
You ignore the stares, rolling up your sleeves as you plan to teach the man a world of pain. Poseidon doesn't stop you, instead tells you, "Make it quick. I plans with you this evening that I don't intend to go to waste."
You nod.
Underneath that cool façade, he is shook. Not like he'd ever tell you. Never in his life time.
He only advices you to handle the situations with more grace. And that he means more force.
He isn't the only being that many cower in fear along the halls anymore. With you by his side of course.
Hermes
Similar to Poseidon, the two of you are two peas in a pod. Composed and never letting others get to you.
Being the son of Zeus and messenger of the Greek Pantheon, Hermes has had his fair share of moments when he could have gave in to his emotions, but chose not to.
It goes against his character and the expectations of being a god.
And being his lover, it's no wonder why the two of you work well together. After all, there's nothing that could break your calm demeanor.
Or so he thought:
Yearly meetings were often held in order to keep updates and to make suggestions. Although boring, it's what kept the peace and ensured growth. Arguments were bound to break out, sooner or later. It's normal.
What's not normal, is seeing you rip a member of the council a new one after making an audacious suggestion that even left him speechless. He's less concerned about the suggestion, and more on how you continue to break the person's spirit to the point, they sink into their seat.
The room is silent when you pardon yourself in an attempt to cool down. Zeus can only chuckle and whisper to Hermes, "Make sure to bring them to more of these meetings. It spices up the place." Hermes could only blink.
Hermes sees you in a new light, no longer as just his equal, but something more than that.
He is more surprised that you managed to act as if nothing happened. He's never met anyone like you.
He takes Zeus's word in bringing you to meetings more often. Makes everyone think twice before speaking.
Shiva
You are a complete contrast to his character. He's most likely to argue when the victim of pranks, you on the other hand, ignore it or brush it off.
He respects the way you hold yourself, and how you don't let anything get to you personally.
He could name a list of beings he knows that don't even a drop of patience in their blood compared to you.
Often, he likes to learn from you, wanting to be a little more tolerant to certain situations that may come by.
And today he would learn another thing from you:
It wasn't everyday that Shiva would be approached by the servants of Valhalla for something urgent. Oh, it's about you. Must be important since they have such worried looks.
He walked along the servants, voices of yelling had become become louder. Instinctively, he walked faster, almost leaving the servants behind. Opening the door that had tried to contain all the noise, only to find you being the cause. You were slandering and berating some poor guy.
It didn't help with the wooden spoon in your hand. It looked as if you might actually hit the guy with it. Shiva could only chuckle to himself, before deciding to take you away. He didn't want you to cause any casualties.
He would tease you for the sudden change in personality, but not out of ill intent. He understands that even you have your limits.
Would like it if you express yourself, instead of bottling it up. He's just a little worried that you suppress your emotions in favour of keeping the peace.
He would, however, brag to his colleagues about how you tore someone a new one, much to the chagrin of his best friend Rudra and wives.
I love your writing! I have 2 last requests if that is okay but can you write ROR normal Thor,Loki and Hermes as boyfriends vs them as yanderes?
*cough* can you also generally write Brun as a gf to a female reader✌️🥹
ᰔᩚ “Babes Beware.”
Summary: To be loved is to be cherished and protected. But when devotion becomes obsession, how far is someone willing to go to hold on?
Trigger Warnings: Yandere themes, obsessive behavior, possessiveness, unhealthy relationships, emotional manipulation, jealousy, implied violence, controlling behavior, and toxic relationship dynamics
A/N: These requests are becoming second-nature to respond to now (￣▽￣；) They're like the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to bed!! But other than the constant pondering, I hope you enjoy these, Anon (づ>///<)づ🎁
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Thor has a natural reserved and detached nature with pretty much everybody he meets, even fellow fighters. This wouldn't really change when he enters a relationship with his S/O, but there would be very minor changes that take a sharp eye to see.
He's not verbally affectionate, rather he is more physically loving. Thor tends to hang around you as his largest form of love. It, to him, shows his feelings better since he's normally avoidant of or violent towards the things he doesn't enjoy.
Thor also brings you gifts without any reason, just that he saw something and wanted to give you it so he did. He normally finds out what you like during his hand outs with you, just listening to you.
He lets you lean against him while pretending to not notice. The closeness helps wind him down from any large "Giant-masses" he comes back from.
Speaking of "Giant-masses", Thor is very protective of his S/O. He always stands between you and danger without a second thought. If he senses his father is starting to get more unhinged due to a current debate, he just shifts you either into his arms or behind him to shield you.
The biggest issues when it comes to being with Thor is, during any argument, he rarely uses his voice -- which makes him withdraw. But he does eventually return to solve things directly so that it doesn't just endlessly float around. He prefers to solve the disagreements when you're both calm.
If you're a happy-go-lucky person, this boy really enjoys you. He's very quiet and more negative due to his fighting tendencies and lonely environment due to his strength, so you just being there and reminding him of the brighter parts just makes him relax.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Thor is very unsettling because of his quiet tendency. His love can end up turning into a silent obsession and just mentally checks off that "You belong with me" and doesn't let go.
His devotion to you is like the 47 Ronin and their Lord, Asano Naganori. He would do literally anything to keep you to himself and safe. You are one of the only things that truly interests him in his long-time existence.
Yandere! Thor watches over you constantly and follows your routine to a tee. If there is any perceived threat during his observation, he removes them without any hesitation. It's not due to paranoia, but because he's convinced that it's necessary.
Yandere! Thor's jealousy is extremely dangerous. It doesn't happen often, but when he does get jealous, it's colder rather than emotional. If someone is flirting with you they may just simply disappear from your life without a trace.
The worst part is that, in his mind, it's not cruelty; it's solving a problem.
He keeps some traits the same with his normal counterpart, and that's his freedom. Yandere! Thor lets you be as free as you want to be until he senses possible abandonment. When he senses that, his restraint just goes out the window.
Once it gets to the point where his emotions unravel, Yandere! Thor becomes very difficult to escape due to his sheer power and patience. He can wait as long as it's needed for you to understand why he is keeping you to himself and away from those that once cared about you.
You cannot get to him mentally either. His entire delusion is that he is protecting you rather than controlling you.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Loki thrives on entertainment and emotional reactions from the people around him. Him with his S/O would uniquely occupy an important place in his attention, which would end up exposing his playful nature and deeper insecurities that he works so hard to bury.
When Loki first met his future S/O, he was the same playful and teasing God he always is. He would be practically impossible to take seriously, which became his downfall when he recognized his romantic interest in you.
He constantly jokes, flirts, and does whatever he can to provoke a reaction out of you, even when together. Though he does end up becoming surprisingly attentive, which allows him to know what makes you laugh, what annoys you, what makes you feel fear, and know your weaknesses.
Loki doesn't find these out to exploit you with them, he finds these out because he enjoys understanding you completely.
Being in a relationship with Loki does end up causing some trust issues. This is because of his issue with lying. Sometimes he lies for a purpose and others because he's bored. This could lead to you struggling to know when he's serious.
This could lead to fights which he often deflects through humor, dodges completely, or tests your boundaries with. He doesn't explode on you when emotionally cornered. But, Loki does end up revealing vulnerability in small bursts before hiding it again like normal. It's a default, automatic response.
Thankfully, he is able to prevent many fights because of his great understanding of you emotionally.
Loki ends up giving you an endless list of nicknames. He'll use these when he teases you or just to make you blush for no reason.
He, much like with everybody else in his immortal life, plays pranks on you by shape-shifting. Loki will turn into your pet if you have one, Thor, Heracles, hell one time he turned into Odin and was scolded not only by the true All-Father, but by you!
Does he ever stop? Nope. He loves being the center of your attention, and he'll do anything he needs to be under that spotlight of yours.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Loki is one of the most dangerous out of everybody; humans and Gods. This is because manipulation is already a key part of his personality.
He ends up turning everything into a game centered around keeping you to himself. Yandere! Loki obsessively monitors your friendships, daily routines, and your emotional state. And unlike his normal counterpart, he does end up using this understanding of you so he can exploit you and make you dependent on him and him alone.
When together, Yandere! Loki doesn't necessarily use force to keep you by his side. Rather he uses psychology. This is where his observations of you come into play.
Instead of saying things like "Don't leave me." Yandere! Loki will say "Why would you want anyone else when I'm everything you need?" With every coy smile and innocent-sounding word, he slowly moves you into isolation rather than just taking you right off the bat.
Yandere! Loki impersonates everybody you get close to for further analysis. He also mercilessly takes their place to ruin their bond with you, making them seem two-faced and cause you to isolate yourself from them and scurry right on into his open arms.
He would have no problem dispatching certain... pains. He's framed someone before, he can certainly do it again and not feel an inch of guilt.
Over time, Yandere! Loki becomes more and more possessive, but it's so well hidden and you won't realize what's happening until it's too late.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Hermes is a naturally observant and emotionally perceptive God. He would no doubt understand his S/O in-and-out before bonding with them, and while they may not completely understand him, they do understand a more attentive and quietly affectionate side that he rarely allows others to witness.
Like mentioned before, Hermes is most likely the most emotionally intelligent God. This, paired with his natural refined attitude, allows him to present his affection as elegant and controlled.
He's able to notice mood changes, stress, and hidden worries long before his S/O even mentioned them.
Rather than jumping in like Superman, Hermes merely stands to the side and quietly supports you through it. He allows you to grow on your own, only offering his hand when he knows you need a little push to either relax or to understand better.
Now, despite his emotional understandings, Hermes is quite distant when it comes to his own emotions. He doesn't do it because he lacks care for the people around him, but he does it because it's his natural way of keeping his guard up.
He's not nearly as physically strong as his uncles, Hades and Poseidon, his father, Zeus, or even his brothers, Heracles, Ares, and Apollo. He lets his mind speak and his mind has told him to keep himself a mystery, as to allow a high-ground of sorts.
Though it does end up causing some issues with you and him. You may end up struggling to understand what he's really thinking, how he really feels about something, or if he's even being honest with you. But he does help prevent any blow-ups between the two of you as he senses your growing negativity and he speaks it out calmly and respectfully.
Hermes is an excellent listener, as he delivers messages between many of the Gods. This allows him to pick out very thoughtful gifts and remember every important event in your shared lives.
He remembers anniversaries and always makes sure to gift you some subtly physical affection from time to time just so you remember he's there for you.
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Hermes is terrifying. He's just as calm and composed as his normal counterpart, but he has a dark side that ends up covering not just his mind and heart, but yours as well. It's slow, but it's a process he doesn't dare stop.
His obsession with you shows as healthy as first. He supports you, helps you, and anticipates any of your needs and desires. As you proceed to spend more time with him, this ends up twisting itself around until your life becomes a puppet of his.
He twists and twists your life around until he is certain of one thing; that you begin to depend on him.
Yandere! Hermes rarely loses his balance emotionally, rather he just manipulates everything around you. If somebody were to threaten your relationship, he wouldn't confront them, but he would end up moving things around in your life so that whomever was the threat just becomes obsolete.
He will do this with anybody; friends, family, even just some random person on the street. There is nothing and nobody off limits in his mind.
Yandere! Hermes is a master of emotional manipulation, much like Yandere! Loki. He doesn't show any jealousy, making it seem like he is fine with whomever you surround yourself with. Yet, he always makes it feel like the person you were around was the issue and not his own darkened mind whenever it comes up.
He tracks your information constantly, always staying up to date with your likes and dislikes, the people you chose to be around, even the most insignificant things you do or say. He knows it all.
Eventually, all of his hard work moves you to feel safest with him there. You end up in a prison cell not made of metal and rotting hope, but of velvet silk and tainted love.
🍓 NORMAL HEADCANONS:
Brunhilde is defined by her loyalty and determination to protect those she cares for. She is fierce and intense emotionally, which becomes significantly more personal when she gains an S/O and directs those traits towards.
She is ambitious, protective, and very showy with her feelings which allows you to know the real her. You, and anybody else, can see how much she fights for you, supports, and defends you with an aggression that can only come from a place of deep and resounding love.
The eldest of the Valkyries values loyalty above all else. If you defended her or one of her sisters from one of the divine opponents they gained during Ragnarok, she somehow ends up falling deeper for you.
Even before the burden of Ragnarok, Brunhilde constantly places everything on her shoulders. Any minor or major inconvenience immediately is taken from her sisters and placed into her mind and heart, and she tends to handle them alone.
This ends up creating issues because she may struggle to hide her strains in order to protect her S/O.
Your issues may end up turning into fights where you bring up her overworking herself, her refusal to receive any help, and her constant sacrifices. Brunhilde may end up exploding at you for bringing it all up, but she realizes her issues when you finally speak of wanting to be there for everything. You chose her and want to help and love her, which just makes her walls start crumbling.
After those walls crumble? Brunhilde begins to open up more. Does she tell you everything, no. But she does end up letting you assist her in carrying her burdens more often, and that you can at least give her some props for.
Brunhilde naturally takes charge in your relationship, and so she tends to be the more dominant one in protection, giving you compliments, and just being the one who is always there. Her pride bursts at the seem whenever you succeed, to which she happily shouts, "That's my S/O!"
🍓 YANDERE HEADCANONS:
Yandere! Brunhilde is the safest option on this list, but that does not mean she's harmless.
Her obsession, unlike many yanderes from this series, is fueled by the fear of loss. She's lost many people in her life, as she is an immortal being and time flows on, but she sacrifices so much for the sake of the overall good that attachment from her can become overwhelming.
Yandere! Brunhilde devotes herself completely to you; mind, body, and soul. You become one of the few people that she refuses to lose, no matter what.
She'll justify any extreme actions if they are believed to be necessary by her. If somebody threatens your bond, she'll just think; "I had no choice."
The same determination she uses against the Gods becomes focused entirely on keeping her S/O around.
Yandere! Brunhilde is one of the most protective divine yanderes. She, much like others, constantly monitors you so you don't get caught in danger. If you ever started taking risks, Yandere! Brunhilde would struggle in allowing you wiggle room in your relationship out of fear it may backfire horribly.
Her possessiveness stems heavily from her anxiety rather than any entitlement in you being her lover.
Yet, despite everything she would do to keep you safe, Yandere! Brunhilde would sacrifice everything to keep you safe. She's healthy like her normal half, but her constant paranoia ends up costing her a lot of her points in being the healthiest yandere to fall in love with.
