#rory talks

[hbksmullet]

You gotta give credit to Dominik Mysterio, he showed up at work on Monday knowing full well that he was gonna be murdered on live tv.

He also managed to make an Oba Femi squash match mildly enjoyable I lost interest in Oba after his second squash match I'm sorry but istg if they don't stop giving him only squash matches so kudos to him.

RIP Dominik, you would have been the most annoying but undoubtedly the funniest King of the Ring 🥀

[rory221b]

One of the things I love about Shawn Michaels is that he still uses his old theme music and he never changed it.

I just love the commitment to still being a sexy boy even now that he's 60 😔

True 🎀 princess 🎀 behaviour, I love him so much ❤️

[saintsarmand]

we NEED more movies like tucker and dale vs evil. horror as a genre has long capitalized off of the stereotypes of poor southerners (which is not something i am necessarily angry about? horror is Supposed to make people uncomfortable. classism is a large part of American Culture and horror has always been about bringing light to all different types of oppression, which inherently makes people uncomfortable no matter how it’s done.) however the whole Stupid, Dirty, Poor, Cannibalistic Hillbillies thing has been played out for so long and it doesn’t even feel like anyone is making a commentary about these stereotypes, just further perpetrating it themselves. tucker and dale turns those expectations on their head. it’s a slow build, having the college characters (who would usually be the protagonists in your average slasher) make off handed remarks that are just enough to have you second-guess their nature. “me and you are cut from a different cloth”, right before allison is “kidnapped” by dale. until we see their true evil be unleashed; this is more than a simple misunderstanding, more than a miscommunication trope, the true villain in this movie truly and wholly wants these “hillbillies” dead because he feels nothing but hatred for them. the way dale challenges the normal stereotypes, by loving history and hating fishing and being in touch with his emotional side. however, they don’t demonize the stereotypical aspects of a poor southern man; tucker loves fishing! dale himself speaks in a manner similar to much of my family, and though he often corrects his grammar to try and impress allison, she never mocks him for his manner of speaking in any regards. and there are just casual things about the characters that feel inconsequential but make them feel more real; their love for pbr, the jar of moonshine in the cabin, dale’s immense attachment to his dog. WE JUST NEED MORE MOVIES THAT HUMANIZE POOR SOUTHERNERS. IM TIRED OF US ONLY EVER BEING A STEREOTYPE FOR CALIFORNIAN COLLEGE GIRLS TO FALL VICTIM TO.

[wet-rubber-soup]

i've been MIA with writing, but i have a good reason: college/work. i have papers to do and such, and then i'll crack down on writing something for fun besides poetry. i'll be back with something godley & creme related. goodbye, ta-ta, and cheerio for now 😌💅

[divinecuriosity]

gerard asked “would you still love me if I was a frog” and the answer was , categorically, no. :(

[junkerqueen444]

sometimes i become less interested in certain “influencers” when they become “too famous” because I am JEALOUS of their experiences. I am valid! *cackles* and high! 🌿

some person spoke about going to a Barbie Movie Party tonight??? hosted/sponsored/idc no one is going to reblog my posts because we’re shy and now i sound like an asshole sorry btw by Warner Brothers. Bah!

[whumphours]

I should tie up more whumpees with rope... not even nice rope, the kind of rope that cuts into their skin and rubs their skin raw every time they try to struggle until their wrists and ankles are red and bleeding... <3

[ackerfics]

make it more angsty where reader got hanahaki diesease from someone and the person died while levi gets it from reader because she was oblivious to his feelings towards her.

[casually taking notes] hmmm, now you're onto something, anon, i like this 😳. reader still hasn't moved on after the death of the person of her affections so that's mainly the reason why she never realizes levi's feelings for her no matter how many times this man tries so hard to make her feel the same way :"(. while reader coughs up the flowers that bloomed during the first time she saw the person she loves, levi's flowers are the ones she gave him when she caught him crying in the back of the university's main auditorium after knowing that his mother died from a phone call. it's a cycle of yearning for the both of them, only with different people. for reader, it's wishing for life to be kind to her and let her reunite with the one she loves the most. for levi, it's longing to have his eternal love acknowledge the depth of his affections before it's too late.